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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 07:39 PM
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This coming from the person whose iq is the same as their shoe size.
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My feet are quite large, but not that large, sweet l'il child.
My IQ places me at roughly μ + 4 σ. This puts me at the 99.9968th percentile.
Do you have a fetish for men with huge feet? I get women (and some men) all the time looking at the size of my feet with a lustful look in their wanton eyes. Does your father know you are talking to men online about the size of their feet?
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 07:53 PM
Ezekial has allowed you guys to believe that Jesus teaches sexist and racist means and that he would want you to label people unlike him with terms such as whore. John 15:12 this is my commandment, that ye love one another, as I have loved you.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 07:58 PM
Mark nothing on this earth could ever make me want you nor look at you in a lustful manner
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:14 PM
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Mark nothing on this earth could ever make me want you nor look at you in a lustful manner
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That's "Dr. Snyde" to you, sugarpuss.
My True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters may address me by my given name, but Unsaved Trash will address me more formally.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:19 PM
The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:22 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
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Honey, nobody here wants you to be either dressed or undressed by you. What kind of a pervert are you, anyway?
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:24 PM
*address it was misspelling my apologies
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:29 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
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Sweetcheeks, I am not asking you to dress me, but to address me with respect.
Sounds like someone is hankering for a good sound spanking.
Do you have daddy-issues?
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:36 PM
If you tried to spank me I would punch you in the face so no I do not have daddy issues.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:39 PM
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If you tried to spank me I would punch you in the face so no I do not have daddy issues.
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If you tried to punch me in the face, I would spank you quite soundly. Would you like that?
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:46 PM
No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:50 PM
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No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
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Again? Baby girl, I wouldn't allow the first punch. I'd spank that bare butt in the name of Jesus until it was glowing red.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:54 PM
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No I would not because then I would have to punch you again.
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Please put away your hate. Jesus has obviously brought you here for a reason. You may not believe in Him but rest assured He believes in you.
If only you could let go of you anger towards Jesus you would see that He is crying when He sees what you post.
Please, open your heart to Jesus and the temporary sacrifice He made to protect us from His judgement for our pre approved sins.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:56 PM
You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 08:59 PM
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You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
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Oh, dear, why are you so violent? And where is your introduction thread, so we can at least try to understand where does all that anger and hatemongering come from?
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 09:03 PM
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You wouldn't be able to touch me. I'd break your nose and be on my merry way
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Wow, you want it so bad, don't you? You're just itching uncontrollably to be overpowered by a Godly man and spanked like the naughty little girl you are.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 09:07 PM
I want nothing from you. I most definitely do not want you to touch me in any way shape or form
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 09:18 PM
So you can keep your hands to yourself doc
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 10:42 PM
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The day I dress you formally will be the day I willingly let one of you spank me.
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You would do well with a decent, moral husband to teach you some manners. You probably wouldn't embarrass yourself in public so much.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Wetback Mother Sells The Virginity of 12 Daughters -
11-30-2013, 11:11 PM
He's not a decent husband if he hits you
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