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09-14-2006, 04:15 AM
I thought I'd celebrate my first posting on our new forum, and our new super-computer server by sharing my goose-pimply feelings about our next Godly GOP president, Jeb Bush! He's cute, intelligent, hates homers, and I'm excited to see how happy he makes our Lord Jesus Christ.
Please join me in prayer to help Jeb become the next leader of the free world.
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09-14-2006, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I thought I'd celebrate my first posting on our new forum, and our new super-computer server by sharing my goose-pimply feelings about our next Godly GOP president, Jeb Bush! He's cute, intelligent, hates homers, and I'm excited to see how happy he makes our Lord Jesus Christ.
Please join me in prayer to help Jeb become the next leader of the free world.
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Intresting question, does the succession go to Bush's brother or to his children?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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09-14-2006, 06:21 PM
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Intresting question, does the succession go to Bush's brother or to his children?
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Bush senior's other child.
As what's her name has only produced girls, the succession would go to the brother.
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09-14-2006, 07:07 PM
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...the succession would go to the brother.
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Technically, you're probably right, but Jeb ought be careful to recite his Republican Loyalty Oath at every public and private opportunity that he gets. Because, you know, W's doing an awfully nice job as President For Life right now, and it would, you know, be a shame if, well, W was reluctantly forced to dispatch Jeb to Camp Gitmo for a bit of torture-free re-programming or whatever, not that that could ever happen.
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09-14-2006, 07:14 PM
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Technically, you're probably right, but Jeb ought be careful to recite his Republican Loyalty Oath at every public and private opportunity that he gets. Because, you know, W's doing an awfully nice job as President For Life right now, and it would, you know, be a shame if, well, W was reluctantly forced to dispatch Jeb to Camp Gitmo for a bit of torture-free re-programming or whatever, not that that could ever happen.
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I believe Brother Lee the word you are looking for is "positive reinforcement". I do hope Jeb has been walking the strait and narrow with Jesus. On the other hand he did look a little distracted when he dropped in for 9/11 week here at Landover.
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09-14-2006, 08:43 PM
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I believe Brother Lee the word you are looking for is "positive reinforcement". I do hope Jeb has been walking the strait and narrow with Jesus. On the other hand he did look a little distracted when he dropped in for 9/11 week here at Landover.
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Is that what that was? I mean, Deacon Fred was delivering one of his mighty sermons comparing the needless American deaths due to the Islamofascists on 9/11 with the faith-crushing work by the State of Florida to kill poor helpless Terri. And MAN, the way I saw it, Jeb was *not* accepting his rebuke in a spirit of humility.
You can understand why I sent a brief text message to Jack at the Department of Faith.
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09-14-2006, 08:56 PM
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Is that what that was? I mean, Deacon Fred was delivering one of his mighty sermons comparing the needless American deaths due to the Islamofascists on 9/11 with the faith-crushing work by the State of Florida to kill poor helpless Terri. And MAN, the way I saw it, Jeb was *not* accepting his rebuke in a spirit of humility.
You can understand why I sent a brief text message to Jack at the Department of Faith.
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Terri, yes, that was a black day when those liberal activist judges sent that worthless catliker piece of garbage to burn in hell like she deserves. The left puts no value on life.
While it is fair to note that even Godly GW, with the aid of Christ and a Republican controlled congress, can not stop the left from inflicting out of control spending on the nation you are right Brother Lee, we need to keep our eye on Jeb.
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09-15-2006, 08:03 PM
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Please join me in prayer to help Jeb become the next leader of the free world.
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Amen!
My only complaint about Jeb is that he vocally supported the creation of a Catlick city in the state of Florida (by Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, article here) that's little more than a poor mimick of Freehold, Iowa... If only Tom Monaghan gave that several hundred million dollars to Landover Baptist, he could live in a much better city, and at the same time be saved!
But I, currently living in the state of Florida, must say that I'm proud of the job that Jeb has done in eliminating the burdon of taxes and slashing of free rides (just as our current Godly President is doing on the federal level), and feel great knowing that Jeb's legacy will carry into the next eight years of Godly Republican rule, and make an America we will want to live in for the rest of our lives.
"If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."
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09-16-2006, 03:15 PM
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Amen!
My only complaint about Jeb is that he vocally supported the creation of a Catlick city in the state of Florida (by Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, article here) that's little more than a poor mimick of Freehold, Iowa... If only Tom Monaghan gave that several hundred million dollars to Landover Baptist, he could live in a much better city, and at the same time be saved!
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I am all for the creation of a Catlick city. It's like a 21st-Century version of a colored water fountain. Anything that keeps them away from decent people's schools is to be applauded.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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09-17-2006, 04:55 AM
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I am all for the creation of a Catlick city. It's like a 21st-Century version of a colored water fountain. Anything that keeps them away from decent people's schools is to be applauded.
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...Not to mention a perfect target for Jesus to wipe our a million papist dogs in one go! GLORY!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-17-2006, 05:12 PM
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...Not to mention a perfect target for Jesus to wipe our a million papist dogs in one go! GLORY!
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The Zoning Board's very reasoning in giving a green light to "Little Gitmo", where Freehold's darkies and college-graduates will live.
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09-18-2006, 01:14 AM
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...Not to mention a perfect target for Jesus to wipe our a million papist dogs in one go! GLORY!
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Ah yes. I'll have to take back what I said, since I might have been speaking out of emotion, as good ol' Jeb is a ring-kissing Mary worshipper. (Although I personally admire Vlad Tepes (a catlick) for his never-ending crusade to punish evildoers in his kingdom, along with invading Automan Turkeys, which is essentially an older name for moon-worshipping camel jockeys.)
Does the Landover Baptist Church have a patent for the idea of building exclusive Christian cities? If so, I think that some money can be squeezed out of that catlick pizza guy, and he is under the impression that lawsuits bring him "much needed" attention.
But make no mistake, the world needs Jeb, and I know I'm not the only American who needs relief from capital gains taxes.
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