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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Ha! - 01-13-2010, 06:58 AM

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for being just a forum member as myself you sure spout a lot of airs!

who elected YOU pope!



are you British? everyone knows that the British are the worst of the liars and stealers and dog-lovers in this world.
The similarity lies in being a forum member. The difference lies in you being a rock worshipper, hellbound heathen and cancer on society. I bring the Christian message of love no matter what my own personal status is.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 08:21 AM

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The Bible can not be wrong it is the word of GOD. It's my guess that is a concept far beyond your some what limited comprehension!

For being such die hard Christians you guys sure don't have your facts straight, For one thing The Bible is the word of King James, who had all the original bibles burned to hide the truth. I read stuff on these forums and all I see is ranting and hate mongering about diversity when in all actuality you should have unconditional love for every living thing regardless of their ethnicity, beliefs, or way of living. Its folks like you all that make me look like an idiot in the eyes of pop culture when I say things like the leviathan is a dinosaur, or that it was the sons of Japheth that were the pharaohs of Egypt or that America is the same as the 6 whores before, just with different makeup. You oughtta reevaluate yourselves before passing judgment upon others.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 11:34 AM

because people wrote it! just get it don't just except things, investigate them

and the bible is already proven wrong;like the world is older then 6000 years

it's a fact men and dinosaur didn't life together and C14-radiation isn't the only thing which prove's it!
counter argument: creationism bud that's not a science it only says god made the world because the bible said so
whell humankind have found the glitch in the game, and god didn't make the world in 7 days and the world isn't the middle of the galaxy

just except the facts or study them

you can still be a good christian without these extreme thoughts


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 11:43 AM

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just except the facts or study them
Why do you want us to have viewpoints without facts?

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you can still be a good christian without these extreme thoughts
Do we go to your atheist forum and tell you how to be a good atheist?

He's some logic for you: unless you have studied the Bible and Christianity in-depth, who are you to tell anyone how to be a good Christian? All you want is for us to adapt ourselves so that the world is more convenient for you.

All positions on this site are backed up by Scripture. It's in the Bible. Read it some time.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 11:52 AM

it' not only changing your viewpoint on somethings, you have to stop the hate, "obama is the antichrist" and the "I want slavery back" talk or beating your own wifes, this realition has nothing to do with christianity it's more like a sekt.

you have to ask yourself questions not just except things

and the worse is you probably teaching your kids the samethings so they can't find out what's real or what's false

just open your eyes
I can only hope your not pushing anyone( like your children) to believe in this bullshit you people call "being a good christian"


Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 12:01 PM

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I can only hope your not pushing anyone( like your children) to believe in this bullshit you people call "being a good christian"
No, we are teaching them to become Mooselimbs.

Of COURSE we homeschool our children towards True Christianity™.

We follow the Bible word for word friend. Please let us know when we err quoting God's Word.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 12:13 PM

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it' not only changing your viewpoint on somethings, you have to stop the hate, "obama is the antichrist" and the "I want slavery back" talk or beating your own wifes, this realition has nothing to do with christianity it's more like a sekt.

you have to ask yourself questions not just except things

and the worse is you probably teaching your kids the samethings so they can't find out what's real or what's false

just open your eyes
I can only hope your not pushing anyone( like your children) to believe in this bullshit you people call "being a good christian"
So you come in here, completely unable to use proper grammar, punctuation or spelling and try to tell us what we are not educated?

Do you understand that we want our children to be able to articulate their thoughts without looking like uneducated nincompoops? Additionally, why are you not able to articulate your thoughts without swearing and cussing?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 04:06 PM

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So you come in here, completely unable to use proper grammar, punctuation or spelling and try to tell us what we are not educated?

Do you understand that we want our children to be able to articulate their thoughts without looking like uneducated nincompoops? Additionally, why are you not able to articulate your thoughts without swearing and cussing?
I'm disslected and English isn't my langauge
bud you can't understand anything I suppose
'cos you will never give me real rational arguments

one read some where;
"religion is like genitals; you don't show them in public
and you don't put them in your own children"

I think your even whorse then the amish


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-13-2010, 07:26 PM

I'm not quite sure how science proves God wrong, considering its all based upon theory which means its meant to be proven wrong at some point. (except for things like anatomy which is just naming things inside your body to understand it.) But the way the people here are handling things I'm contemplating whether they are truthfully Christian, they obviously hate anyone who's different, and this is basically the work of the devil, making them anti-christian. You say you're Christian and then you say you hate Atheists, this is a contradiction cause no real Christian should hate anything.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 01:37 AM

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I bring the Christian message of love no matter what my own personal status is.
well clearly your personal status is being some kind of lap dog for faggits that tie your hair with bows and give you some highlights!

I don't think your John 3:16 pekenesse-poopy will go over well with this crowd anyway, they're more into the wrath of their small minded god anyway.

but let's praise THE GOD of the EARTH! now there's a REAL MAN!!


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 02:26 AM

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well clearly your personal status is being some kind of lap dog for faggits that tie your hair with bows and give you some highlights!
Oh wow! a gay joke. What is this middle school? Whats next? My moms fat? If all you can do is resort to petty insults to attack me you should just give it up, better yet come back to me once you've obtained an education, then maybe you'll have something to say.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 02:48 AM

right ... let's all just ignore your feeble attempt at church-talking.....


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 03:10 AM

Okay. At least I'm not the one sitting here posting pointless insults simply to get a higher number under my name.. Anyways hit puberty and come talk to me again, see ya. Actually you probably need to wait longer then that.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 03:57 AM

I'm a wiccan.. I don't see what you "christians " are trying to prove.. but.. your all retarded. Utterly. Your calling athiests retarded... jeez.. look at yourselves. Little people that act so piffleing great. You guys aren't doing what your god wants you to do. i asume he wasnts you to love your brothers and sisters or what ever.. no matter what. i guess. >_<. I'm not sure. My mom thinks im a tard.. cause im gay and Im a wiccan. But i really dont give a shit so its what ever.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 03:59 AM

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Okay. At least I'm not the one sitting here posting pointless insults simply to get a higher number under my name..
you have no idea how stupid you sound.. because... you're stupid!!!!


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 04:04 AM

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I'm a wiccan.. I don't see what you "christians " are trying to prove.. but.. your all retarded. Utterly. Your calling athiests retarded... jeez.. look at yourselves. Little people that act so piffleing great. You guys aren't doing what your god wants you to do. i asume he wasnts you to love your brothers and sisters or what ever.. no matter what. i guess. >_<. I'm not sure. My mom thinks im a tard.. cause im gay and Im a wiccan. But i really dont give a shit so its what ever.

A homersexural retard, will the line of idiots waiting to post on Gods favorite forum never end?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 05:26 AM

"God's favourite forum"?
You're delusional.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 09:00 AM

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"God's favourite forum"?
You're delusional.
Thus spoke the one who does not even believe God exists...

But can you seriously blame us for not seriously listening to criticism of people who are not critical thinkers? They can barely construct an American sentences properly. They also throw fits and cuss and swear.

Think logically... when 90+ percent of critics are not intelligent, should we feel compelled to change our religion and denounce God?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 05:41 PM

you don't denounce God by changing some of your radical points like o when can only masturbate when you older then 85 and you have to think of Jesus isn't that gay?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 01-14-2010, 05:47 PM

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you don't denounce God by changing some of your radical points like o when can only masturbate when you older then 85 and you have to think of Jesus isn't that gay?
How is the probation against "Ming" radical? Slaughtering countless thousands of the unborn for your own selfish pleasure is hardly a Christian thing to do.



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