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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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Proper ways to display your street address: -
07-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Dear Friends and Brothers,
Recent trips throughout the neighborhood have revealed an inconsistency in the approved format for painting street numbers.
As per local municipal codes:
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- 11.04.0203,Numbers must be visible from street. All numbers must be so placed that they are easily discernible from the public street or highway on which the house or structure which they number fronts or has entrance. (Ord. 242, Sec.2; March 13, 1830.)
- 11.04.038 Numbering system--Odd and even numbers--Where commenced. The numbering shall commence at points on the respective public streets or highways, as designated by resolution hereafter duly passed and adopted by the City Council, with odd numbers assigned to the left side of the street and even numbers assigned to the right side. Unless otherwise authorized and directed by such resolution of the City Council, the numbers 1 and 2, respectively will be used at the point of commencement of the respective sides of the street and a consecutive odd or even number, respectively, will be assigned to each 25 feet or major portion thereof, as above set forth in Section 11.04.017. (Ord. 255, Sec.3; March 13, 1830.)
- 11.04.038 Street addresses shall be painted in black on a white reflective background ONLY. An American flag ONLY is permitted to be painted alongside the street address.
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Here is an example of an acceptable street address display. It is clean and easy for emergency responders to read:
Here is a model example of how your street address should read. PAY THE 10 EXTRA DOLLARS FOR THE FLAG, DUMMY!
 
This, however, does not conform to the municipal code. The beaners at this address will be contacted and will be required to have their address repainted.
When you get your notice this year to have your street address repainted, be sure to pay the 10$ extra for the flag!! OK??
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-05-2008, 02:28 PM
I take great pride in displaying my house number. Not only am I in conformity with code, but also, the five-digit number shows that my house is at a Godly distance from town, unlike those hipsters who have to live in "vibrant," "smart-growth" inner-city neighborhoods  .
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-05-2008, 11:38 PM
What if I want TWO flags there?
 
Would that be OK? (I plan to paint both myself-these gold-digging heretics aren't getting a dime from me!)
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07-05-2008, 11:48 PM
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What if I want TWO flags there?
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Well, I suppose up in the Godless cesspool of Wiscon sin (which shares a border with French Cannuckistan  ) anything goes. Around Freehold, something like that would get you a one-way trip to GITMO.
We don't bugger young boys while we worship satan, and we don't tolerate those who do. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-05-2008, 11:51 PM
American flags ONLY, timmy.
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-07-2008, 12:26 AM
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What if I want TWO flags there?
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Look at what I made for you.
That is the house number for your rectory, no?
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-10-2008, 05:50 AM
I noticed this when I was out recently:
You are NOT to put stickers of your favorite band on your mailbox. Do you want the mailman to be wondering if you are front242 or not? The only thing that should be painted on your mailbox beside your number is your NAME!! That's it!! The Postal Dept. will be instructed to hold mail for homeowners who don't comply with this regulation. Make sure you're not one of them!
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07-22-2008, 01:41 AM
This doesn't work, either. Who broke this mailbox post? How long has it been like this? Fix it already!! The world isn't going to just wait around while the post fixes itself.
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-24-2008, 04:30 AM
None of this chinky-chinky stuff, OK?
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-24-2008, 04:33 AM
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None of this chinky-chinky stuff, OK?
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That right there is demonic code. It lets satan's minions know that other demons live there.
You wait and see if some "accident" doesn't befall that hellhouse before long. Jesus knows how to handle scum like that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
07-24-2008, 04:33 AM
This isn't O.K., either:
What do you think your mail carrier thinks every day when he sees your public display of hatred for our troops? This neighbor is lucky to get his letters delivered.
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
08-02-2008, 02:47 AM
What kind of packages do you think these hippies are expecting today? Whatever it is, mail carriers shouldn't be required to carry it:
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
08-02-2008, 02:52 AM
They're waiting for their illegal drugs to be delivered, I'm sure.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
08-02-2008, 04:13 PM
We have no problems here, everyone knows our Home, no need for numbers in our Village 
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08-02-2008, 04:33 PM
How do you give instructions using google maps?
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08-02-2008, 04:46 PM
We don't. Those that need to know, know. Those that don't, don't.
Just a matter of simple security, Brother. I commend it to you. 
Did the Blessed Stable in Bethlehem have Street Address ? The Three Wise Men & the Shepherds all knew where to go 
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08-02-2008, 05:59 PM
The picture you displayed with the Chinese is particularly disturbing.
It consists of two Chinese characters. The first one 私 is pronounces si and means "secret." The second one is 宅 and means building. Si zhai (私宅) equals "secret building."
Obviously the sneaky chink has never read Jeremiah 23:24: Can anyone hide in secret places that I cannot see him? saith the Lord. Do I not fill heaven and earth? saith the Lord.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
08-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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What if I want TWO flags there?
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Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
And yes, the Vatican definitely falls into the "mammon" category.
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This doesn't work, either. Who broke this mailbox post? How long has it been like this? Fix it already!! The world isn't going to just wait around while the post fixes itself.
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I'm guessing that probably belongs to liberals or atheists who keep their mailbox like that deliberately. Those crazies hate everything that's normal and decent.
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What kind of packages do you think these hippies are expecting today? Whatever it is, mail carriers shouldn't be required to carry it:
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Even if they're not hippies, they're definitely queers. They probably sodomise that thing when no-one's looking.
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
08-08-2008, 04:39 AM
This number isn't conforming to the municipal code. It should be black on white. At least it's colored in red, white and blue. I just hope that it's not some commie flag in disguise. 
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Re: Proper ways too display your street address: -
12-10-2008, 04:43 AM
who cares what the mailman thinks about a mailbox and the way it is painted! this discussion is ludicrous, and is vain and idle talk. show me a verse in the bible that states that uniformity shall be practiced in labelling your mail box! im pretty sure that people are going to have more to worry about at the judgement seat of christ than how their mail box was painted! and as for the commie flag comment, it is rather commie of you to try to dictate how people paint their stupid little mail boxes.
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