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Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 12:44 AM
While I have never agreed with Obama on anything in the past, I do support our President in his desire to attack another rogue dysfunctional state. And here are the reasons why we as Americans should support the White house in this coming latest war.
1. It will bring peace to the region. No one can fault us Americans for attempting to pacify the troubled Middle East. And we are the only ones who can get the job done. Just look at the track record. We have turned Iraq, Egypt and Afghanistan into peaceful and stable democracies with functional police departments.
2. It will bring Democracy to more of the Middle East. Once they have tasted freedom (McDonald's and Starbucks), they will never want to go back to their savage ways of living in mud huts. They will finally get jobs and quit suicide bombing people. The people will be so grateful that they are sure to offer our soldiers flowers, candy and chocolates in the streets.
Flowers and chocolate exchange.
3. Humanitarian reasons. Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people. The best way rectify this is to avenge those killed by killing the people responsible. Now, there may be some collateral damage. There often times is. The important thing is that we as Americans don't lose focus. We need to remember that a few eggs may have to be broken when making a humanitarian peace omelet. Just remember, that we as Americans know best and have the world's interests at heart. Just trust us.
4. If we don't attack, we will put ourselves in harm's way. If we can arm the winners (likely theocratic Muslims), they are sure to remember this, love the United States and never ever think of attacking us. If we don't, they will attack us for not helping them. This has worked before, right?
5. Ousting the Shia satellite of Iran and replacing it with Sunni theocrats will make them more receptive to bargaining with us on nuclear weapons. Without Syria to funnel arms and support to, how will Iran ever be able to stand up to our demands that they quit producing nuclear weapons, so we can invade them?
What could possibly go wrong here? I need you to pray, call your congressman and convince your family and friends to support our latest justified and righteous crusade into Syria.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 12:53 AM
If they keep using those chemical weapons we will have to bomb them until they stop. Lives will be lost, but that's necessary to save more lives.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 01:14 AM
I believe it would please God if we were to destroy every city in Syria (and all of Araby) that has at least two houses, kill all their livestock, burn their crops in the field, bomb their bridges and roads, poison their wells, sieze their assets, put sugar in their gas tanks and deny them further air conditioning.
Make them suffer Jehovah's Witnesses every Saturday afternoon until they submit. Cause them all to breathe Sarin gas. Once they are softened up, we can send in Southern Baptist missionaries to bring any survivors to Jesus. At the same time, it may be possible to pick up some choice real estate at favorable prices.
This is my advice for Syria and most of the Middle East.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 01:33 AM
Amen Brother Levi, I wholeheartedly agree with you - up to a point. We've spent billions on the damn Middle East for over two decades - starting with G. H. W. Bush and we are still having problems with these silly mooselimbs. We need to solve this problem once and for all, and I can only echo the words of Godly Ann Coulter after 9/11 - "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity".
There is something about a man with the middle name "HUSSEIN" that gives me the uncomfortable feeling that this is not going to happen if we invade Syria.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 02:40 AM
I know I am praying Obongo does the right thing for once in his sorry life.
So we can fulfill the prophecy.
Isaiah 17:1-3 The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.
2 The cities of Aroer are forsaken: they shall be for flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make them afraid.
3 The fortress also shall cease from Ephraim, and the kingdom from Damascus, and the remnant of Syria: they shall be as the glory of the children of Israel, saith the Lord of hosts.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-28-2013, 02:45 AM
Not to mention, if the liberal alien moonbat Dennis Kucinich is not in favor of the U.S. attacking, I am in favor of it.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 05:32 PM
I completely agree, America must bomb Syria and stop the Syrio Muslim tyrants from using chemical weapons.
What appalls me is that our weak willed muslim sympathising government in the UK has decided not walk alongside the US in bombing Syria.
I am sickened.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 05:37 PM
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2. It will bring Democracy to more of the Middle East. Once they have tasted freedom (McDonald's and Starbucks), they will never want to go back to their savage ways of living in mud huts. They will finally get jobs and quit suicide bombing people. The people will be so grateful that they are sure to offer our soldiers flowers, candy and chocolates in the streets.
Flowers and chocolate exchange.
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If anyone doubts just how psychopathic Obama really is, this should put the last nail in that coffin. Any muslim who would kill his brother muslims for the hope of turning America into a muslim country is heartless and determined. I don't trust that man at all, but I know God can work a mighty work through him, and bring True Christian™ peace to the region despite Obama's master plan.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 05:48 PM
How much oil do they have? Freedom isn't free, and liberating the Syrians should pay for itself.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 06:34 PM
We should use chemical weapons on the entire country and replace them with Mexicans.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 06:50 PM
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Make them suffer Jehovah's Witnesses every Saturday afternoon until they submit.
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Now this, Brother Alvin, is the best idea yet. But why restrict it to Saturday afternoons? We should send in a whole regiment of JWs working around the clock. And when they get injured, as they surely will, at least they won't be wasting valuable blood bank resources. We could call them The Expendables.
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What appalls me is that our weak willed muslim sympathising government in the UK has decided not walk alongside the US in bombing Syria.
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Amen, brother! I have burned my British passport in protest. Any country that elects a coalition that includes a party called the Liberal Democrats has only itself to blame.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 06:51 PM
I think we should invade them simply because they aren't Christians.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-30-2013, 08:09 PM
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How much oil do they have? Freedom isn't free, and liberating the Syrians should pay for itself.
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Excellent point (for a woman) Mrs Whitford. Clearly there are many in Syria who are calling for and deserve freedom like in Iraq.
I for one will let the esteemed David Brooks explain why we should invade.
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It is pretty clear that the recent American strategy of light-footprint withdrawal and nation-building at home has not helped matters. The United States could have left more troops in Iraq and tamped down violence there. We could have intervened in Syria back when there was still something to be done and some reasonable opposition to mold.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-31-2013, 02:06 AM
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What appalls me is that our weak willed muslim sympathising government in the UK has decided not walk alongside the US in bombing Syria.
I am sickened.
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As a wise man once said, you're either with us or against us in the fight against the axis of evil. It looks like Britain has sided with the terrorists. When do we invade? I'm ready to send our boys in NOW. (For those of us unable to serve, much as we would like to, this is a major investment opportunity - buy now).
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-31-2013, 04:27 AM
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Make them suffer Jehovah's Witnesses every Saturday afternoon until they submit.
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We're at war with the Muslims, and I have no problem killing the lot of them. But Jehovah's Witnesses? That's just too cruel to contemplate. Have you no humanity, brother Alvin?
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
08-31-2013, 02:15 PM
Remember Iraq and freedom fries, Britain? Now it's YOUR turn, fish and chips eating surrender monkeys!
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
09-01-2013, 02:32 AM
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Remember Iraq and freedom fries, Britain? Now it's YOUR turn, fish and chips eating surrender monkeys!
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Buck tooth limp wristed LIMIES!! I suspose they want to relive the greatest hits of the British Empire with Syria; Yorktown and Singapore!!! Gimp Britannia indeed.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
09-01-2013, 10:03 AM
Well now it seems Obama is bowing down to the British by following their failed model of asking for permission from elected officials. That's just what we need - a surrender monkey in Chief. No, what this country needs is strong leader who can make tough decisions and do the unpopular thing even when it's Right. We don't need a popularity contest following, public opinion monitoring loser - you have to LEAD Mr. President. That means DOING something, like launching cruise missiles, not sitting on your cowardly backside asking someone else to do something.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
09-01-2013, 10:43 AM
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Well now it seems Obama is bowing down to the British by following their failed model of asking for permission from elected officials.
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Worrying news for all Real Americans. But that link leads to a report from the British Balderdash Corporation and so the story is very unlikely to be true. The BBC is nothing but a communistic propaganda device for the weak, left-wing, islamofascist-loving government of the Untied Kingdom and that story was probably planted by its unelected leader "Call-me-Dave" Cameron.
I know Guy Fawkes was a Cathlick, but he had the right idea.
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Re: Why the U.S. should invade Syria. -
09-02-2013, 08:34 AM
Obama just wants some "limited" strikes with Tomahawk missiles...which proves that he's a bleeding-heart liberal and a closet Muslim himself. He might succeed in blowing up a few markets and elementary schools, but what will that accomplish? Assad is just going to laugh at us!
It's obvious that a stronger response is needed. The sensible thing to do is nuke Syria back to the stone age. That will teach Assad not to kill innocent civilians with weapons of mass destruction.
While we're at it, why not nuke Iran too? After all, we already own Iraq, and once we've got Syria and Iran, we can complete that oil pipeline to the Mediterranean which my company has been wanting to build for more than a decade.
Now, before those libtard alarmist peace wackos come on here and start ranting about how using the "nuclear option" could trigger World War III, let me assure you that we at Uranus Corporation have got it under control. And if you can't trust Uranus, who can you trust?
So, if Russia and China jump in, and hurl nuclear missiles at the USA, it's really no problem. First of all, my company has its gold stashed in Panama, the Cayman Islands, Switzerland, and other places unlikely to be attacked. Secondly, I've got bomb shelters at all 27 of my mansions around the globe. The cities likely to be disintegrated are places like New York, Chicago and San Francisco - all anti-American cesspools of liberal ideology that we're better off without. As for the rest of you out there in flyover land, all you need is a basement stocked with Budweiser and potato chips, and you'll be OK. Just keep your TV set tuned to Fox News for the latest info about America's great victory.
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