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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 03:11 PM

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You might want to take a deep breath and get yourself under control again. Brother Levi never claimed to know much about science. The only one worshipping science here is you, boy.

i dont worship it, i study it

Then why did you make such a fuss when I called you stupid? Stupid boy.

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This boy never made much sense to me, Brother. First he claimed there was nothing in space, then he claimed there was water in space, while he obviously has never been there to prove either of these statements right. Apparently, he prefers blindly believing what someone with a PhD tells him over common sense. How could heat travel from the sun to the earth if there is no medium to carry the warmth? Logically speaking, this "vacuum" would be the best insulator you can think of, and we would be deep frozen.
i never said there was water in space god damn hahah there is no medium in space which is why its a vacuum god f ucking dammit look at what i write. and three phd's in all subjects related to theology which is not science in any form or fashion stupid fundy. and heat does not travel in a vacuum, light does i think i said this over five times. light is a form of energy that transfers when it hits a medium. quit calling me stupid because i yet to see evidence relating to the sun is coal and 470 miles in the sky you dumb bastard. go show your phds to any ivy league university and see what they say. they will laugh at you. i am laughing at you. learn some real science before you debate me you close minded twat.
and mrs rodgers, google space suits. god dammit
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 03:28 PM

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i dont worship it, i study it
That's just how you call it. If I read the Bible, I'm studying God as well. I prefer to call it worship, but with religions like science, it comes down to the same thing.

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there is no medium in space which is why its a vacuum god f ucking dammit look at what i write.
And look what I answer, you retarded boy. Have you ever been into "space?" No? Then how can you say there is no medium there?

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and three phd's in all subjects related to theology which is not science in any form or fashion stupid fundy.
That is solely your opinion, silly boy. Your religion (science) might value your kind of PhD's higher, but my religion (True Christianity™) value our own kind of PhD's higher. I never claimed it was secular science, it is True Science™, also known as Creation Science.

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and heat does not travel in a vacuum, light does i think i said this over five times. light is a form of energy that transfers when it hits a medium.
Okay, then how does light travel in a vacuum?

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quit calling me stupid
No.

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because i yet to see evidence relating to the sun is coal and 470 miles in the sky you dumb bastard.
Your hate increases with every sentence you type. Why is that?
Anyway, we have proven conclusively that the sun is made of coal in that thread. I'm not going to repeat it here. Just read the thing.

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go show your phds to any ivy league university and see what they say. they will laugh at you. i am laughing at you. learn some real science before you debate me you close minded twat.
Well, why don't you show your "titles and degrees" here at Landover, boy? We would laugh as hard about your secular nonsense degrees as you would about my degrees in True Science™.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 05:52 PM

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and mrs rodgers, google space suits. god dammit
Please do not do that God gets very upset when you use his name in vein.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 06:58 PM

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I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 07:07 PM

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Thats funny, i couldve sworn you called ME a a racist in an earlier thread
So? How is this post by Brother Bathfire racist in any way?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-31-2010, 07:11 PM

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Thats funny, i couldve sworn you called ME a a racist in an earlier thread
Hello, O racist one. Please note the words I wrote. That map is for Unsaved Trash (e.g. JelloBarf) That's the sort of thing they understand.

I see you understood it my little eugenicist.





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Angry Re: Informative World Map - 04-25-2010, 08:55 PM

i Have to ask, what makes the U.S.A so Godly? i mean, its a great country, but in what way is it GODLY? Canadians aren't Soviets. Canada's a Democracy, people in Asia aren't Chinks, they're Asians, saying Chinks is just purely racist. Communism doesnt spread as far as it was shown in the map. People in Germany NOWADAYS arent all Nazis! They're Nazis in the USA!, and why is California Homers and Liberals!?! there are Homosexuals and liberals ALL OVER THE USA, they're not all secluded to CA. And Austrians come from AUSTRIA not Australia.

And why in god's name would you want to use t his extremely inaccurate map in local schools? you'll be messing with kids education, and when they go to a different school or to a college, they wont know ANYTHING!!
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 04-25-2010, 09:12 PM

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i Have to ask, what makes the U.S.A so Godly?
The USA is the richest country on Earth. God makes it clear those that are the most Godly will be rewarded.

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O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

Isn't it obvious to you that the nations that suffer the most, from wars and poverty, are heathen nations? Look at places like Somalia, Afghanistan, hell pretty much all of Africa, Laos, Cambodia, etc. Just a bunch of Mudslimes and Buddha-worshipping chinks. The Lord has given them their just desserts.




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Isn't it obvious to you that the nations that suffer the most, from wars and poverty, are heathen nations? Look at places like Somalia, Afghanistan, hell pretty much all of Africa, Laos, Cambodia, etc. Just a bunch of Mudslimes and Buddha-worshipping chinks. The Lord has given them their just desserts.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 04-26-2010, 07:37 PM

whats a jigaboo?
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A term of colloquial affection for an darker than average Darkie - I believe the word comes from some African language.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 04-26-2010, 10:22 PM

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Aren't those the crazy clown people who think they're cool because they belong to a "family"?


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 06-22-2010, 03:58 AM

You forgot to mark down "homers and lieberals" on the east coast as well
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ok ive now sat and read most of this thread, i couldnt get myself to read everything simply because i found it deeply sadening that people here insist on being this narrowminded (although i found it extremely entertaining that just about every time there was a rational question or argument that wasnt to the baptist liking they where banned almost instantly)

but now I personaly have one BIG question for mister ezekiel bathfire or whatever: have you read the terms of agreement when creating your profile here and if not i feel i should point out that it is against the rules posting hateful messages in here and i really dont see anything but that from you.

so seriously for a so called God fearing man you dont really seem to have grasped the deeper meaning of the so called good book, such as do onto others as you wish done onto you...

and by the way do you even know the meaning of the word tolerance???
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and by the way do you even know the meaning of the word tolerance???
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2010, 01:52 PM

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ok ive now sat and read most of this thread, i couldnt get myself to read everything simply because i found it deeply sadening that people here insist on being this narrowminded (although i found it extremely entertaining that just about every time there was a rational question or argument that wasnt to the baptist liking they where banned almost instantly)

but now I personaly have one BIG question for mister ezekiel bathfire or whatever: have you read the terms of agreement when creating your profile here and if not i feel i should point out that it is against the rules posting hateful messages in here and i really dont see anything but that from you.

so seriously for a so called God fearing man you dont really seem to have grasped the deeper meaning of the so called good book, such as do onto others as you wish done onto you...

and by the way do you even know the meaning of the word tolerance???
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2010, 03:35 PM

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The Bible does not tell us to be tolerant. But it does tell us to refrain from sexual deviance, hypocrite!

Ephesians 5:3 (King James Version)

3But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints

Well first off i only asked about the tolerance part because mister bathfire
apparently is pastor for both diversity and TOLERANCE not because the bible speaks for or against it and about the sexual deviance its simply a little joke on my part due to the fact that im danish and acording to bathfires world map i am therefor a sexual maniac or whatnot...
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Well first off i only asked about the tolerance part because mister bathfire
apparently is pastor for both diversity and TOLERANCE not because the bible speaks for or against it and about the sexual deviance its simply a little joke on my part due to the fact that im danish and acording to bathfires world map i am therefor a sexual maniac or whatnot...
Well we do not tolerate sexual deviants, that is for sure! We do however tolerate nigras, spics, and sometimes joos, as long as they are not killing Jesus. That is because it is upon us to bear the message to all who would receive Jesus. You however are a foul pervert deserving of eternal torment. Being danish, you are deserving of additional retribution, the sort of judgment only the Lord can divy out. I will pray that you repent from your foul danish ways. You sicken me, proud pervert.

Moreover, you admit that you are not tolerant, and that you are only mocking Mr. Bathfire's title. You are a foul hypocrite as well!


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Well we do not tolerate sexual deviants, that is for sure! We do however tolerate nigras, spics, and sometimes joos, as long as they are not killing Jesus. That is because it is upon us to bear the message to all who would receive Jesus. You however are a foul pervert deserving of eternal torment. Being danish, you are deserving of additional retribution, the sort of judgment only the Lord can divy out. I will pray that you repent from your foul danish ways. You sicken me, proud pervert.

Moreover, you admit that you are not tolerant, and that you are only mocking Mr. Bathfire's title. You are a foul hypocrite as well!

look if we could have kept this disussion on a civil level, i would have been
more than happy to continue the discussion but since you apparently judge me not on what i say or do (since you clearly havent read what i wrote or atleast want to understand it) but merely on where im from i dont see any point in continuing this debate...
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