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Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-24-2013, 02:48 AM
We have never been closer to the end of the world than we are right now!
The speaker who said that was evangelist Greg Laurie. His intellect and preaching abilities do not hold a candle to our Landover Baptist staff, but he offers up something to think about.
The new development that make Laurie think the end is near is the one world government just over the horizon. Soon, computers will make is easy to control all commerce from one bank.
Along with standardizing of every object bought and sold, and tracking with barcodes, people will have to be barcoded on their forheads and tracked as well. I feel so good we True Christians™ are already safe from this and on our way to a blessed future.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/gr...ast-666-88720/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-24-2013, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
We have never been closer to the end of the world than we are right now!
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Those are Godly words indeed. I'd like to see the scoffers try to refute that.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-25-2013, 01:47 AM
what doess dr> HOUSE Know about bardcodes??
For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-25-2013, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Those are Godly words indeed. I'd like to see the scoffers try to refute that.
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Incredibly, brother, the JoHo's have somehow convinced themselves that the world ended in 1914! So according to them, we are actually getting farther and farther away from the eschaton. What could be retardededer than that?
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-25-2013, 04:06 AM
We pastors have been on this for years now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Instead of "666", Look For a Barcode. -
01-25-2013, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
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The world did end in 1914, but everyone who isn't a Joe Hovey's Wetness is too spiritually blind to notice. It's amazing how easily false Christian cultists can delude themselves into believing things that any sensible person can see to be untrue.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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