lord God lurve hemoroid skulptures? :(

[Petal]

Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords. Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land. <--- that be 1 samuel 6:4 an 5

nows, i not mean to cause no offenses but i worrys about lord God sometimes. he be kinda obsesseds wiv what be uncleans, an in them verses Lord God want some nawty folk to make liddle 'roids for Him, not brainiac androids niether, these be 'roids that hang outta your butts

it real good that lord God lurve art an stuff, but why does He like gross stuff? an do i have to lurve it to?

[SUV]

Re: lord God lurve hemoroid skulptures?

What I Feel as a Christian, Missus Petal, is that this "emerod" thing actually refers to either Sinful Rap-crap "artist" Eminem


or maybe that Sinful TV Chef, Emeril Lagasse. (Spicy "Food" indeed! Abominable, I say!!!)

You know it is not beyond the Dear Lord to make the occasional misspelling.

Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords. Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land. <--- that be 1 samuel 6:4 an 5

nows, i not mean to cause no offenses but i worrys about lord God sometimes. he be kinda obsesseds wiv what be uncleans, an in them verses Lord God want some nawty folk to make liddle 'roids for Him, not brainiac androids niether, these be 'roids that hang outta your butts

it real good that lord God lurve art an stuff, but why does He like gross stuff? an do i have to lurve it to?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: lord God lurve hemoroid skulptures?

SUV, Petal is indeed correct.