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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 12:17 PM
Oh my darwin not another banning! Whatsoever will i do?!
Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist
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10-26-2007, 12:22 PM
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Oh my darwin not another banning! Whatsoever will i do?!
Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist
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What exactly are you doing here, maggot? Aside from mocking God and persecuting His favorite church?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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Seems like your god doesnt mind me coming back to his forum each and everytime. Or maybe your god doesnt exist
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Or maybe God, in His mercy, is giving you another chance to find Him. Now why don't you show your appreciation by repenting of your demon-talk and hitting that PayPal button? Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment, and your Darwin won't be able to save you when you meet him in hell.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 01:41 PM
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What exactly are you doing here, maggot? Aside from mocking God and persecuting His favorite church?
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Im here to be entertained. So entertain me jesus freak.
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10-26-2007, 01:45 PM
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Or maybe God, in His mercy, is giving you another chance to find Him. Now why don't you show your appreciation by repenting of your demon-talk and hitting that PayPal button? Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment, and your Darwin won't be able to save you when you meet him in hell.
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Or maybe zeus, in mt olympus, is giving me permission to ridicule you further. Eventually, you'll have to go to judgment and your jesus wont be able to save you when you meet him in hades.
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10-26-2007, 02:01 PM
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Im here to be entertained. So entertain me jesus freak.
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Well ok. Enjoy hell, God mocker. Don't let the dorr hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 02:04 PM
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You've just denied your Dutchness four times in three minutes. Methinks the Dutchman doth protest too much.
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Maybe I'm denying this Dutchness because I'm not...
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If the world weren't flat, wouldn't the water flow out of your beloved Amsterdam canals?
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Maybe if you read my proof, you would know. Can you even read?
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Look, don't spread(ing, you only have to use spread in this sentence ;-) ) lies. Brother Montague is a millionaire several times over. Now whose word are we going to take. A good Christian like Montague or some Dutch guy who won't even admit to his own nationality?
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I'm Belgian He's got the money, I've got the brains...
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10-26-2007, 02:10 PM
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I'm Belgian
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Well that explains alot. you proudly hail from a country where fornicating with dogs and farm animals is perfectly legal. Do you know what God says about that in the Holy Bible? Do you even own a Bible?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 02:30 PM
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Well ok. Enjoy hell, God mocker. Don't let the dorr hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.
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Indeed. If that Christ-hating Darwinista wants to be entertained, I'm sure that there will be plenty going on in hell to keep eternal damnation from becoming boring.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
10-26-2007, 03:42 PM
Friend,
The socialist lie that of the existence of the country of "Belgium" has already been unmasked. As a member of Landover Baptist I have no time for people who claim to live in authentic places no one can find on the map. We TRUE Christians™ did not spend 150+ plus years building our shinning city on the hill, Freehold, Iowa to be mocked by people form made up countries claiming to do all kinds of outrageous things that make no sense.
You sir have earned yourself more warning points.
PS: Only angels keep you on the earth friend.
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Re: If the earth is flat ... -
10-26-2007, 06:27 PM
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Friend ...
... You sir have earned yourself more warning points ...
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Any chance can we get this gee-baby-dunceman person to change his font color to something more sensible?
That gold is so irritating, I can hardly read his writing!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: If the earth is flat ... -
10-26-2007, 07:48 PM
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Any chance can we get this gee-baby-dunceman person to change his font color to something more sensible?
That gold is so irritating, I can hardly read his writing!
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We would home Gee-baby would be more considerate, but he well, there is no nice way to put this, he speaks French Sister Noddy. I know you've been sheltered from the horrors of this Godless world but there are people like that running around. Claiming he comes from a authentic place is the lest of his problems.
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Re: If the earth is flat ... -
10-26-2007, 09:12 PM
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We would hope Gee-baby would be more considerate, but he well, there is no nice way to put this, he speaks French Sister Noddy. I know you've been sheltered from the horrors of this Godless world but there are people like that running around. Claiming he comes from a authentic place is the lest of his problems.
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Gosh, my son-on-law Mr Godwin says French is one of those GODLESS heathenizer-euro-trash languages. He says unsaved scum who speak French are going to hell when they die!
In fact, as headmaster of the Godwin Christian Grammar School here in Sin Fransissyco, he has put his foot down this semester and ordered that all dead languages are to be dropped from the curriculum and only American English taught from now on.
That's because Mr Godwin is so smart, Bobby Joe!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: If the earth is flat ... -
10-26-2007, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Noddy
Gosh, my son-on-law Mr Godwin says French is one of those GODLESS heathenizer-euro-trash languages. He says unsaved scum who speak French are going to hell when they die!
In fact, as headmaster of the Godwin Christian Grammar School here in Sin Fransissyco, he has put his foot down this semester and ordered that all dead languages are to be dropped from the curriculum and only American English taught from now on.
That's because Mr Godwin is so smart, Bobby Joe!
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Good news sister Noddy, that puts the Godwin Christian Grammar School in like with modern Christian Education. Dead (or tired and old) languages like French, German, Italian, Spanish have been off the Freehold Christian School System's curriculum for decades now.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-05-2007, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
The socialist lie that of the existence of the country of "Belgium" has already been unmasked. As a member of Landover Baptist I have no time for people who claim to live in authentic places no one can find on the map. We TRUE Christians™ did not spend 150+ plus years building our shinning city on the hill, Freehold, Iowa to be mocked by people form made up countries claiming to do all kinds of outrageous things that make no sense.
You sir have earned yourself more warning points.
PS: Only angels keep you on the earth friend.
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I know Belgium has some problems with it's government, but that doesn't want to say that it doesn't exist. Check every landmap from know and you'll see it...
Pay attention in geography course!
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-05-2007, 09:42 PM
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I know Belgium has some problems with it's government, but that doesn't want to say that it doesn't exist. Check every landmap from know and you'll see it...
Pay attention in geography course!
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Every map I have access to here in Freehold shows France meeting the Netherlands with no such thing as "Belgium" in the way. Face it, the so called country of Belgium was only created in the 1950s as a piece of Cold War propaganda to obscure the location of NATO military headquarters from the Soviets. Once the Cold War ended the Europeans found it very convent to have a real function socialist state as a counter to the free-market economic miracle that is the United States.
As I said before G-Bay we have The TRUTH™ here so your’ lies don’t cut it.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-05-2007, 10:17 PM
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I know Belgium has some problems with it's government, but that doesn't want to say that it doesn't exist. Check every landmap from know and you'll see it...
Pay attention in geography course!
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You claim to be Belgian, the Dutchman claims not to be Dutch...what is it with you socialist Dutchmen and your compulsive hatred of the truth?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-06-2007, 02:33 AM
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I know Belgium has some problems with it's government, but that doesn't want to say that it doesn't exist. Check every landmap from know and you'll see it...
Pay attention in geography course!
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-07-2007, 12:13 AM
of corse the earth is flat. look at my signiture.
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Re: If the earth is flat... -
11-07-2007, 03:29 AM
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of corse the earth is flat. look at my signiture.
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First, learn to spell.
Second, you don't even have a signature..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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