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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-30-2016, 12:53 AM
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I think you're confused. It's people like you who refuse to capitulate to Jesus' demands that force us to continue to show Tough Love.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-30-2016, 01:02 AM
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Can u make that decision? Can u tell him that he's going to burn in hell?...
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Of course he doesn't make that decision, nor does he claim to. He can (and believes he should) warn him that the Bible says he will.
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...In the bible it states that God forgives us for everything, just as long as we have faith in him, you're ignorant buddy...
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There is an unforgivable sin, and you should be more careful calling others ignorant around here if you don't know that.
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...Oh and look at this - "While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position...
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Oh, look, your supposed proof says nothing of the sort. The entire passage only discusses sitting there (btw, Jesus says "uh, no." to her).
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...Yeah and I'm left handed, God made us lefties and we aren't going anywhere
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God (according to the Bible) made the good and the bad:
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."
Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."
Stick around. You obviously need to learn some Christianity.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-11-2016, 02:45 AM
youre retarded kef
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-11-2016, 06:58 PM
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youre retarded kef
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-12-2016, 01:48 AM
Dennis Quaid -- who has been married three times -- is left-handed, as is Vincent D'Onofrio -- who has played all kinds of bad people, and so is Obama.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-13-2016, 10:12 PM
You all are piffleing crazy. Science has proven left-handers were born this way. I can't believe I'm saying this in 2016!!! Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?) I have been left handed for EVER. My father tried to get me to write with my right and it physically hurt me. I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong. To the lady who states she's happy her husband forced her to use your right hand - you are ass-backwards and need a spouse not someone who runs your life. As for the picture posted of our President and his beautiful wife - it's proven that it was flipped in photo-shop, simple research will show you that. Furthermore, please lady, who is asking for cites. Give me PROOF your God exists - because I have news for you, 1000's of gods have been spoken about since the beginning of time, please tell me how you KNOW yours exists, and explain that a thousand years before Jesus Egyptians had a story of one of THEIR gods being born to a virgin - look it up. Christianity is just a religion stolen from other religions. It's not unique in any way.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-13-2016, 10:17 PM
You are not off to a good start friend. Why don't you start over and tell us about your church and pastor. The white people will want to know how you found Jesus.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-13-2016, 10:33 PM
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You all are piffleing crazy. Science has proven left-handers were born this way. I can't believe I'm saying this in 2016!!! Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?) I have been left handed for EVER. My father tried to get me to write with my right and it physically hurt me. I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong. To the lady who states she's happy her husband forced her to use your right hand - you are ass-backwards and need a spouse not someone who runs your life. As for the picture posted of our President and his beautiful wife - it's proven that it was flipped in photo-shop, simple research will show you that. Furthermore, please lady, who is asking for cites. Give me PROOF your God exists - because I have news for you, 1000's of gods have been spoken about since the beginning of time, please tell me how you KNOW yours exists, and explain that a thousand years before Jesus Egyptians had a story of one of THEIR gods being born to a virgin - look it up. Christianity is just a religion stolen from other religions. It's not unique in any way.
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The Lord God has warned us that the people of Satan would appear bearing his mark (Revelation 13:18), which is six hundred, three score and six. You bear that number. Do not expect us to be impressed by your reliance on science. Our knowledge is far beyond that sorcery and we are not moved. Like many others before you, who appear at the rate of perhaps three per week, you feel you are bringing us information that will rock us to our souls. Do not be so impressed with yourself. We have heard it all before. But have you heard about Jesus? You may not understand this, but I believe he guided you here to save you. Even for a profane man like yourself, salvation is possible. Why don't you open your heart to Jesus and accept the truth? Tell us about your own congregation. Who is your Pastor? Are you married yet? How many sons do you have. We are very interested to hear your story.
God Bless!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-13-2016, 10:52 PM
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...Science has proven left-handers were born this way...
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Same with pedophiliacs, so hurry up and defend them, too.
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...Blind followers (doesn't the bible have something to say about that!?!?)...
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Yes, it does. Why don't you share with us what you've found the Bible says about it?
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...I'm sure your crazy asses will bring up something about demons or Satan or what-have-you but you're wrong...
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Assertions are not proof. Assertions led into with insults even more so.
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...Give me PROOF your God exists...
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How about you post your proof that God doesn't exist? You wouldn't believe something with no proof, would you?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-16-2016, 06:18 PM
Jesus bangs out a 2-for-1 smiting upon lefties and Sodomites. If the Good LORD can see no difference between the two abominations, who am I to try?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Its Fine To Be Who You Are :P -
08-25-2016, 10:01 PM
All you idiots are saying Left is bad everything is bad about them well guess what I'm left and you're being meaner then me, i'm waiting for all the hate to come bundling down on me. But I just wanted to say left people are no different to you they just wright with another hand, so what if god said we are bad, we know we are not and people say most lefties are bad and alcoholics that's because a lot of people like you don't like us and we feel un-welcome into this world because you're saying were evil, bad, slutty If someone said that to you, you wouldn't like them you might get a bit sad or angry but us leftys feel that every day thnx horrible people, they might drink just to forget that there diffrent its not there fault, we have so much hate there peobaly less of us because people cant handle it, some people who are left handed have changed this world, we wouldnt have things we have today if they wasnt here and this is how you treat them? well okay then... thats way much kinder, and because a left handed person wrote this it is bad isnt it bye people! Im ready for the hate and also sorry if that didnt make alot of scence and the spelling
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08-25-2016, 10:08 PM
You're husband isn't very good then, you should be free to wright how ever you want, a hand is a hand not a judge if you're good or bad...
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Re: STOP being Left-handed and changing thread titles like no-one will notice!!! -
08-25-2016, 10:23 PM
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All you idiots are saying Left is bad...
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No, they're saying that the Bible says that God says left-handedness is bad. If you'd have read the whole thread (like a polite person would, to familiarize themself with what's already been covered so others don't have to rehash the same points over and over again), you'd see that this has been clarified multiple times for those lacking in reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.
p.s. How often does leading off with indiscriminately (and incorrectly) insulting someone everyone in the room work to convince them of the merits of your point? I might try that sometime, as a test, but I'm not exactly hopeful.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-26-2016, 08:58 AM
Why does this church have so much hate? I am a Christian but this was not Jesus' message. God loves all his creations. And I don't understand? Why is America Gods favourite nation when America was not even recognised in the bible? Please explain....
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-26-2016, 09:10 AM
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Why does this church have so much hate? I am a Christian but this was not Jesus' message. God loves all his creations. And I don't understand? Why is America Gods favourite nation when America was not even recognised in the bible? Please explain....
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Dear Sinner,
God disagrees with you based on the available sources that reveal His attitude:
Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Malachi 1:3
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Now, either (i) Esau was not one of God's Creations in which case you'd have to give us proof of another Creator, or (ii) God, indeed, does not love all His Creations in which case you have erred.
America, God's Chosen Country, is mentioned quite clearly in Biblical Prophecies:
Jeremiah 50:41
Behold, a people shall come from the north, and a great nation, and many kings shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth.
Yet you are not totally mistaken, as many things in America, including female human emancipation and promotion of unnatural fornication, are at the moment making Jesus weep in rage. We're hoping to mend that before the End of Times, however! Perhaps you'll Repent and help us in this endeavor!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-10-2016, 10:39 PM
I'm pretty sure all the left-handers are gay, because it also ties in with the "born this way" nonsense. If there's something wrong with someone, like being gay or left handed, they just tell everyone it's how they were born.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-19-2016, 03:53 PM
As a left handed person i was beaten a lot by my parents and teachers to correct the wrong. Unfortunately i am still left handed. Maybe explains some of the many dumb things i have done, or have had done to me in life.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-19-2016, 05:30 PM
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As a left handed person i was beaten a lot by my parents and teachers to correct the wrong. Unfortunately i am still left handed. Maybe explains some of the many dumb things i have done, or have had done to me in life.
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Your parents should have beat you harder. Many parents think they would hurting the child and should hold back from the force that the feel is warranted deep in their spirit, but the Good Lord tells us that when we beat our children for the sake of their Salvation, they will not die (Proverbs 23:13-14). The Bible doesn't say if God supernaturally heals internal injury as fast as it comes, like some divine Adamantium, or if the parents' belief supernaturally protects the skin of the child so the blows don't carry so much force, like a skin version of Captain America's shield. We can't know because science can't answer these thing, but we can trust the Lord to be True to His Word towards those who love and obey Him (Deuteronomy 7:9).
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-19-2016, 05:32 PM
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As a left handed person i was beaten a lot by my parents and teachers to correct the wrong. Unfortunately i am still left handed. Maybe explains some of the many dumb things i have done, or have had done to me in life.
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Have you tried prayer and repentance?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-30-2016, 07:00 AM
I'm a left handed myself. I'm always willing to respect the views of others. But to be totally honest I see no sin in being g left handed. It is by far more uncommon and is unnatural to most people. I have a cousin who is left handed and he is a wonderful God fearing man just as much as any right hander. I don't believe that the hand you are more inclined with makes any more or less sinful. We are all sinners, we have all committed sins in our lives. The Bible tells us that we ALL can get to heaven simply by believing in Jesus Christ. We are to follow his commandments and obey his rules. The Bible does seem to put a lot of favor towards the right hand. But it does not say that those who use their left are any less worthy of salvation than those who use their right. The Bible says that all men are created in Gods likeness. I don't claim to be a perfect Christian. None of us are. We are all Gods children , we should try to get along as best as we can despite our differences. Genesis 1:27 So God creatd man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female created he them.
John 15:12 this is my commandment, love each other as I have loved you.
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