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Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 02:13 PM
Black Lives Matter!
Please be aware of this scam. I gave $1000 and now my lawyer is trying to get it back.
Apparently, this is not a charity dedicated to ensuring that all Blacks are sentence to life imprisonment for any crime – a simple solution that sends a clear message and one that we (and responsible Blacks – if there are any) can all get behind.
It is, in fact, a movement to stop police officers from arresting any black people, no matter what they have done or who they are shooting. It appears that the Black “community” think that they should be able do what they want because some long-dead ancestor took part in the “Investment in People” program favored by the Southern States and a few of the Founding Fathers.
Black Lives Matter seems to be run by 3 revolutionary women who can’t spell: http://blacklivesmatter.com/herstory/ (See how they spell “history”? Come on people – would you trust your son’s education to one of these obviously lesbian communists?)
Anyway, this is a heads-up… Take note.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 02:50 PM
You are correct in your assessment, Brother. Black Lives Matter was started by three black women in the employ of the godless Federal Government. They worked for the Bureau of Land Management and, like most government employees, they had absolutely nothing to do. The only requirement for keeping their jobs was to vote for godless Democrats.
I have heard that one day, while idling in their office, making paper airplanes from the stationary and chatting about how the racist White man was keeping them down, they realized that the BLM on the stationary and their business cards could as easily stand for Black Lives Matter as Bureau of Land Management. Three light bulbs lit up and Mr. George Soros was contacted for advice. He was charmed by the idea and sent money. They took all the stationary, business cards, calendars, etc. and set up an office in the back of a barber shop.
My information is that this is the true story of the founding of Black Lives Matter. There is much more to the story; shopping sprees at Walmart, banquets at Popeye's Fried Chicken, lavish vacations in Pittsburg and more. Naturally, the mainstream media is ignoring this scandal, but the truth is beginning to come out in Christian circles.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 03:45 PM
Brother Bathfire, Black Lives Matter has now crossed the pond to Godless England. However, it's not all bad news. A bunch of young men - plucky, if inbred - have taken it upon themselves to infiltrate and subvert this feminazi group!
What they did yesterday is a good example. A small group of them lay down on the runway of one of London's airports, protesting something very confused. Their claim was along the lines of "38% of people who live next door to airports are subject to more air pollution than 38% of people who have more sense." Nobody really understood what they were on about or why anyone should pretend to care, or even why their numbers didn't add up, when the obvious solution was for special little snowflakes who don't like the smell of aviation fuel to move to the countryside.
Anyway, it didn't much matter as it was one of the smaller and insignificant airports with very few flights to the USA, and those only to New York.
The thing is, when you look at them, you can see that they are all white. Not just white, but blond!
They have got into trouble with the police, who reveal that they mostly have names like Bertie Witherington-Spoonface-Featherstonehaugh. I expect when they admit that it was all a prank, intended to show the ridiculousness of the claims of BLM, they will be released without charge.
Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
It has certainly cheered us up.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 04:29 PM
As a senior member of Black Lives Matter I must protest this unjust characterization of our organization as a group of idle malingerers who have no idea what we are protesting. Ours is a grassroots movement which began as a protest over the police murder of Michael Brown who was a peaceful Black man who was peacefully minding his own business walking down a street when he was murdered by the white police as he had his hands up trying to surrender. We were forced to burn down a large portion of the Black area of Ferguson Missouri and the white man has made no effort what so ever to rebuild due to racism. The situation in Babylon has degenerated to the point that a Black man cannot fight with the police or even commit minor crimes without the fear of being foully murdered for no reason. We at Black Lives Matter seek justice and we will not be fended off by white lies. Your donations for the continuation of our struggle will be gratefully accepted but do not think this will forgive white guilt over centuries of racism and oppression.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 04:56 PM
I am always confused because the phrase is so vague. I get it. Black lives matter. But, how much?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 05:09 PM
So I went and read their webpage.
I'm surprised that they don't support their claims with evidence. They say "Black Lives Matter" but they don't say where in the Bible is that written.
So, are we supossed to believe them just like that?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 05:26 PM
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I am always confused because the phrase is so vague. I get it. Black lives matter. But, how much?
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And to whom?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 05:29 PM
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I am always confused because the phrase is so vague. I get it. Black lives matter. But, how much?
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Brother, I think that depends on what sport they're in, or how many rap albums they've sold.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 06:34 PM
I think it is time that a soldier of Christ goes on a mission to infiltrate this criminal movement. I mean let's face it there isn't much of a difference between the plot of planet of the apes where apes want to conquer the world and this movement. And no I don't mean this in a racist way. The truth is that one of us has to go in there and find their leader and then show him the Bible Scripture of why they should be slaves.
Since no white person will be ever able to enter this movement it's time to bring back black paint and make up. This will make the black trojans open their door. And when they sleep you put the slave collar around their necks.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Bathfire, Black Lives Matter has now crossed the pond to Godless England. ...
What they did yesterday is a good example. A small group of them lay down on the runway of one of London's airports,
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I'm having trouble getting my head around this one - if they are black... and their lives matter ... why are they lying down on a runway?
What next? A railroad line or an interstate?
Isn't this the whole problem? They don't think things through.
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We were forced to burn down a large portion of the Black area of Ferguson Missouri and the white man has made no effort what so ever to rebuild due to racism.
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A powerful point and a true insight.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 09:33 PM
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I'm having trouble getting my head around this one - if they are black... and their lives matter ... why are they lying down on a runway?
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The first two points are easily answered, Brother Bathfire: they aren't black and their lives don't matter. The third remains something of a mystery. Maybe they were drunk or had taken the drugs, or maybe they are just stupid. You do have to wonder about blond people who think they can pass as black without the aid of burnt cork, fright wigs and those hats they all wear.
I did wonder if they might have been French, because Frenchies lie down in the road a lot. But they were insufficiently swarthy and also no burning tires were visible in the photos.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-07-2016, 10:03 PM
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Jellyfish are an abomination, good Sister Mrs. Lytton-Vasey:
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Leviticus 11:12
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I did wonder if they might have been French, because Frenchies lie down in the road a lot. But they were insufficiently swarthy and also no burning tires were visible in the photos.
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I didn't see any dropped rifles in the picture, either. Certainly not Frenchies.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-08-2016, 12:17 AM
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Who is responsible for this atrocity? That is the scalp and tam of a Rastafari. This is an example of white cruelty toward the Black man. I demand that this grisly trophy be given a proper burial.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 12:40 AM
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 12:49 AM
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Dear, not that I would want to gossip or anything, but given some rumors about your husband's behavior (that I may have heard incidentally but definitely not participated in spreading), are you absolutely sure he's dead and not enjoying life in a far away, but definitely here on earth, tax heaven?
Has anyone seen the body? Because it surprises me that not even Godly Fox News is reporting on the supposed death of your (ex?)husband, and that lack of habeas corpus (literally) makes me doubt his death.
Just in case, I will alternate prayers for his soul with prayers for his prompt return.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 01:01 AM
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Your husband is dead? That is very sad and I am very tall and a doctor.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 01:18 AM
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We all feel for you, Sister Elizabeth. Really. But did you have to post such a cute smilie?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 05:00 AM
As far as I'm concerned all lives matter for we are all God's children, because of this we shouldn't let race decide how we should be treated.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 06:31 AM
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we are all God's children
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That's not what the Holy Bible says. The Holy Bible says not all of us are God's children, only those He adopted. Consider the following: And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
Galatians 3:29
Note this is an "if/then" statement. "IF" ye be Christ's, "THEN" ye are children. Also note that nowhere does Christ say everyone is His. In fact, He's very clear about the fact that most people who think they belong to Him are in fact deceiving themselves and will find themselves separated and damned for all eternity (Matthew 25:31-46).
Consider also: For the promise, that he should be the heir of the world, was not to Abraham, or to his seed, through the law, but through the righteousness of faith.
Romans 4:13 An heir is not one by birth but by righteousness. Do you think God has made all mankind righteous just by the virtue of having been born mankind? That doesn't even make sense, for why would Christ have come if everyone was already righteous?
Again: That is, They which are the children of the flesh, these are not the children of God:
but the children of the promise are counted for the seed.
Romans 9:8 Paul makes it very clear, with Jesus' Divine Approval, that God's children are not just anyone, but those who have True Faith™. If you think everyone has True Faith™ just because you can't imagine God turning away a sentient soul to suffer for all eternity for the crime of lack of sufficient belief, then you clearly don't know the faith to which you pretend to adhere. You, my friend, would be counted among the goats. Don't be a goat.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 10:07 AM
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As far as I'm concerned all lives matter for we are all God's children, because of this we shouldn't let race decide how we should be treated.
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This very true.
We need to let the Designer (God) decide how we should be treated and like all good engineers he has given us a key.
You see, the races are different (but equal when you average it all out): black people can run faster because they need to out run lions and tigers and bears (oh, my ). Celestials are smaller but are more cunning and know how to do karate (think Chow Yun Fat) Indians have an innate knowledge of probability (and no I'm not going to say 'probably drunk' because that is not a funny joke).
Swedish people are bigger so they can withstand the cold but so are Samoans (so they can live on islands with strong tides). It all adds up to a zero sum and no one race is better than others.
White people et very anxious when they are not in control and turn to crime where as black people become corrupt when in control and function better as workers.
It's not racist to say that black people are bad swimmers or white people spend too much money.
We all have our faults built into us. Designed by God the Universal Designer and we all matter: that's what Jesus landed on Earth for. To show us he made us for a better life.
When the Rapture comes and we are all sucked off naked into Heaven we will still be equal, just with no skin!
God bless.
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