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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Moshy Moshy Moshy. God will save anyone. You just have to believe, repent, get down on your knees and stop your sinful ways.
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
I don't think that will help
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Why not?
Moshy. God does love you. Believe that. God wants YOU to be a child of his and enjoy the afterlife that only He can provide.
So, tell me why you doubt that?
Salvation is for all Moshy.
Why would YOU be an exception?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Look little girl. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and read the Bible to your Barbie doll.
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Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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You are little girl who needs the rod for being naughty.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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Hello there Mr. Spiteful. Listen I'm a True Christian™ and you are unsaved trash, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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Lisa may be a woman, but she's no unsaved trash like you.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Lisa may be a woman, but she's no unsaved trash like you.
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Your such a gentleman Billy Bob
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Your such a gentleman Billy Bob
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Little girl, why don't you go and read the Bible or play with you Barbie
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Look little girl. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and read the Bible to your Barbie doll.
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1 Edd:13
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
You are getting angry again. Is there nothing that makes you happy.
Denmark is so a town in Australia I gave you the link to prove it. I will give it again
http://www.denmark.com.au/
I gave you that pastry
You should change your signature before you get into trouble
"Close but your ass not danish, I write f***ing what I want here!
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Wauw.. I guess common sense did help you after all
Luk dog rřven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-24-2010, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by The AntiAmerican Dane
Wauw.. I guess common sense did help you after all
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Why are you so unkind to Sister Lisa Why do you mock her so
Job 17:2
Surely mockers surround me;
my eyes must dwell on their hostility
2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-24-2010, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Warner S. Davidson
Why are you so unkind to Sister Lisa Why do you mock her so
Job 17:2
Surely mockers surround me;
my eyes must dwell on their hostility
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There is just no helping some people Brother Warner. Even after I gave him that lovely danish pastry.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 06:32 PM
profanity removed.
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 07-25-2010 at 07:27 PM.
Reason: God hates profanity.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
...... blah blah..
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Our souls will always be at peace in Heaven, even after we leave our earthly bodies. I do not fear death because of this simple truth!
2 Corinthians 5
8We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
Psalm 23
6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
YOU (the sinner), on the other hand, will be condemned to eternal torment in Hell with the Devil as your only "friend". He will cause you immeasurable pain, that of which you have never experienced before.
Matthew 25
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Now get your sorry ass to the introduction forum and start praying for forgiveness.
You see, you have a choice to make;
Matthew 25
46And these [the sinning faggots] shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous [True Christians™] into life eternal.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner
Our souls will always be at peace in Heaven, even after we leave our earthly bodies. I do not fear death because of this simple truth!
2 Corinthians 5
8We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
Psalm 23
6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
YOU (the sinner), on the other hand, will be condemned to eternal torment in Hell with the Devil as your only "friend". He will cause you immeasurable pain, that of which you have never experienced before.
Matthew 25
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Now get your sorry ass to the introduction forum and start praying for forgiveness.
You see, you have a choice to make;
Matthew 25
46And these [the sinning faggots] shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
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I've made my choice, im a proud dane. NOT a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing, God worshipping baptist...
cock suckers
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
satanic ranting by danish scum.....
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Well aren't we just a ray of sunshine.
Really, this tantrum is supposed to convince us how nice Denmarkians are?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
I've made my choice, im a proud dane. NOT a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing, God worshipping baptist...
cock suckers
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Pitiful, weak argument - typical danish defence unable to write a sentence without using expletives! Just because you say something, doesn't make it the Truth©.
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
I've made my choice.. im ... a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing ...
cock sucker..
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Stop talking about your homer activities on God's Favourite Forum - keep that between you and your boyfriend, fag.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
I've made my choice, im a proud dane.
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I guess it doesn't do any harm to be proud of your defects, if you're not going to change them any way. Hell will be just as hot either way, and Satan's tallywacker just as girthy.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
filth flarring filth.....
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Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth. She must be very proud of you.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:33 PM
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Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth. She must be very proud of you.
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No i dont kiss my mother with the fingers i used to type the filthy wods with... only baptist's slap their mothers..
peace out
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-25-2010, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by iwannabelive
No i dont kiss my mother with the fingers i used to type the filthy wods with... only baptist's slap their mothers..
peace out
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SO you do kiss your mother? What kind of sick incestuous abomination are you?!
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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