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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 06-25-2012, 10:41 PM

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But Jesus knows clear and well that I wish to do nothing like that to animals.

So now you're calling Jesus a liar fuzz-mouth?
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 09:22 AM

As a furry, I would like to say all being a furry means is having an interest in anthropomorphic animals. So most people who love Sonic the Hedgehog, Rescue Rangers, Tailspin, etc could be furries or the people who do broadway performances such as Lion King or even mascots at Disney could all be furries. They don't all have random sex nor are they usually into bestiality. But of course, as conservative bigots, you all see something that is different and claim it to be "works of Satan." Maybe if you all took your heads out of your asses and accept the fact that not everyone is a republican, "straight," white male, you all could live happier, less hateful lies.

Just some food for thought... but I'll probably be banned. AH well =D
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 01:30 PM

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or the people who do broadway performances such as Lion King or even mascots at Disney could all be furries. They don't all have random sex nor are they usually into bestiality
I would not call anyone who works on Broadway or for Disney a normal person, still by what you said you are just speculating without knowing these people. In reality they are just people hired to do those things and they do it for the money. More likely they would think having sex with someone dressed as Pumbaa disgusting and they don't want to have anything to do with perverts known as furries.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 11:01 PM

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 11:07 PM

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Do not do that again or I will do something way worse than banning you.

Don't believe me? Try it out. If you hate us, just walk away.

Your problem is not with us. Your problem is with God and what is in the Bible.


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 11:13 PM

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Well, well. How unexpected, an attempt to spam bestiality porn from a furry.

Let's still see the part of scipture you tried to defile with your fantasies of animal babies being molested.

Luke 6:37–38 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.

As you see, it means that we have to be fair on our judgement when we judge as Jesus commands us to judge.

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I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-05-2012, 11:17 PM

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Do not do that again or I will do something way worse than banning you.

Don't believe me? Try it out. If you hate us, just walk away.

Your problem is not with us. Your problem is with God and what is in the Bible.
My problem isn't with God; my problem is how you all believe you can judge on his behalf and put in your own racist and bigoted opinions, call it scripture, and support child abuse. That is sick and wrong.

I understand the pictures upset you... lol that was the point. What entertained me more is how you only believe one out of 50+ translations. You truly only believe a specific bible that was translated by specific people who probably hold the same old-fashioned ideals as you.

Unlike the people here, I don't hate any of you. I pity you all and wish you all could focus on loving one another, which is what Jesus preached. You all are better than this.

I will walk away though. Not because you made superficial threats at me, but because I can do no good here. There is no changing any of you all point of views. I've tried being civil and kind but I give up.

I hope you all one day realize that your behavior pushes people away from the church and further from God. Isn't that what "Satan" truly wants? And you say people like me are doing his bidding... you all are doing more damage to this world than some mythical devil ever could.

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My problem isn't with God; my problem is how you all believe you can judge on his behalf and put in your own racist and bigoted opinions, call it scripture, and support child abuse. That is sick and wrong.
It would indeed be "sick and wrong" to say that our opinions are "scripture".

However, when God says in the Bible to execute homosexuals, adulterers, fornicators, and people who work on the Sabbath, how is that our "bigotry"?


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What entertained me more is how you only believe one out of 50+ translations. You truly only believe a specific bible that was translated by specific people who probably hold the same old-fashioned ideals as you.
Fine. Read the New American Standard Bible, The English Standard Bible or if you must even read the Nearly Inspired Version. Hell, I don't care if you read the Skeptics Annotated Version, just read it. They are all going to tell you essentially the same thing, especially about homosexuality.

Wipe the eyeliner off and let's dry those tears up, Sunshine, and get to reading the Good Book.

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Unlike the people here, I don't hate any of you.
We don't hate you either. That's why you haven't been banned yet even after posting homosexual furry porn. We want you to understand that you cannot be gay and Christian.

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I pity you all and wish you all could focus on loving one another, which is what Jesus preached. You all are better than this.
You are now officially begging the question. I can't show you everything at once. You'll have to do this for yourself.

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I've tried being civil and kind but I give up.
No you haven't, but we're still praying for you. God can heal you of your homosexuality if you will let Him.

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Sorry, I can't wish that back to you.

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11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-06-2012, 10:00 AM

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Wipe the eyeliner off and let's dry those tears up, Sunshine, and get to reading the Good Book.
Is my eyeliner a sin now too...? :< I know I said I'd leave... but I feel that I have much to learn from these forums. I already see that everything I have been taught in public and Lutheran schools I went to was a lie.. I thought the Earth was round and then did the official True Christian jumping test and I didn't fly forward hundreds of feet. How could I miss the obvious?

But... I want to stay homergay and furry... can I be homergay, furry, and worship GOD?
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-06-2012, 02:09 PM

You make me sick. I've read your posts and regurgitated my lunch. Tell me, as a furry, do you want to feed my regurgitated lasagne to your young. Isn't that what the beasts of the air, the field and the sea do? Feed sick, vile vomit to their babies.

Tonight and every night thus, I will ensure that my cows are secure in their barns. I never knew such vile perverts actually existed in real life.


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can I be homergay, furry, and worship GOD?
For the millionth time, no James, you cannot.


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For the millionth time, no James, you cannot.
Why was that picture removed!? You know how much time I spent Jizzing those pixels together?! Why are you all so nice! *gawfahs* there wasn't any throbbing erections or buttsex going on. Just sweet buttlicking.

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Also my name! Why must you use it D> I'm trying to stay anonymous :< I want to be called 'Tigger'.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 08:31 AM

I am a furry. Look at my avatar, is that not the cutest thing in the world? Also, is there no way that I can be a True Christian and a furry?
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 08:37 AM

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I am a furry. Look at my avatar, is that not the cutest thing in the world? Also, is there no way that I can be a True Christian and a furry?
Absolutely no way. Furry is an abomination before the Lord. You might as well ask if it's okay to divorce and remarry, be gay, fornicate, get a tattoo or even look at another person lustfully.

God isn't having it.

For the wages of yiff is hell.


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 08:53 AM

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Absolutely no way. Furry is an abomination before the Lord. You might as well ask if it's okay to divorce and remarry, be gay, fornicate, get a tattoo or even look at another person lustfully.

God isn't having it.

For the wages of yiff is hell.
Quote the scripture where it says that furry is an abomination before the lord.
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Quote the scripture where it says that furry is an abomination before the lord.

Romans 1:22-25

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-09-2012, 09:13 AM

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Romans 1:22-25

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Well then, what was the point of God sending Jesus if sin will still condemn a man to hell?
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Well then, what was the point of God sending Jesus if sin will still condemn a man to hell?
To save those He calls.

2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2 Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2 Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:44
No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.


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