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Default Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-13-2011, 05:01 AM

Brothers and sisters in Christ, I'm here today to warn you about a new menace in God's favorite country (AMERICA!), one that snuck in from the sinful shores of Europistan. They call themselves "furries," and believe it or not, they have a desperate desire to committ bestiality with each other. They want to become animals and offend God in the most repulsive manner possible. God hates them.

Take a look at this!



In THIS documentary, the furrie perverts are given a chance to defend themselves. Instead, they reveal themselves to be nothing but sick, ungodly perverts!

Avoid furries! They are not innocent fun! They are doing satan's bidding!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-15-2011, 04:43 PM

Pastor I could only watch half of this because I was physically repulsed.

For years I have ensured that my German Shepherd "Buster" has worn trousers in order to prevent his filth being exposed to the world. I do NOT find Buster more attractive in trousers, not even in his T-Shirt that reads "Howl for the Lord", which whilst funny is NOT A JOKE.

This is why the perverted so called "FASHION DESIGNERS" of the world will burn in the lakes of fire because this video is EVIDENCE that they are trying to pervert us into fornicating with animals.

Thank you for bringing this to the worlds attention Pastor, as always you are the champion of anti-faggot vigilance.
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Pastor I could only watch half of this because I was physically repulsed.

For years I have ensured that my German Shepherd "Buster" has worn trousers in order to prevent his filth being exposed to the world. I do NOT find Buster more attractive in trousers, not even in his T-Shirt that reads "Howl for the Lord", which whilst funny is NOT A JOKE.

This is why the perverted so called "FASHION DESIGNERS" of the world will burn in the lakes of fire because this video is EVIDENCE that they are trying to pervert us into fornicating with animals.

Thank you for bringing this to the worlds attention Pastor, as always you are the champion of anti-faggot vigilance.
In this other thread, you hypocritically accuse Pastor Ezekiel Flint, the Godliest and most decorated pastor at LBC, of "masturbation and gayetry". Why don't you take this opportunity to apologize to our dear leader?


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In this other thread, you hypocritically accuse Pastor Ezekiel Flint, the Godliest and most decorated pastor at LBC, of "masturbation and gayetry". Why don't you take this opportunity to apologize to our dear leader?
I did not accuse the Pastor of being directly involved in Gayetry or masturbationism. I was simply stating proven christian FACTS that birthdays are SATANS invention to distract you from worshipping God and worshipping yourself.

The Good Pastor himself knows I have the upmost respect for him and if you read a few more of my posts (yes I am new here and I have introduced myself) you will find I have supported him in each other one he has posted in.

So please, it is you who should apologise for questioning the WORD OF GOD! and being so hasty to jump to unproven non christian facts EXACTLY like President Obama
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I did not accuse the Pastor of being directly involved in Gayetry or masturbationism. I was simply stating proven christian FACTS that birthdays are SATANS invention to distract you from worshipping God and worshipping yourself.

The Good Pastor himself knows I have the upmost respect for him and if you read a few more of my posts (yes I am new here and I have introduced myself) you will find I have supported him in each other one he has posted in.

So please, it is you who should apologise for questioning the WORD OF GOD! and being so hasty to jump to unproven non christian facts EXACTLY like President Obama
Yes, I noticed that not ALL of your posts were filled with hatred and insubordination. That does not excuse your disrespect of THE Pastor EZEKIEL FLINT on his BIRTHDAY!

Pastor Ezekiel is a hero to my family, my friends, and my community. And you waltz in here with 7 posts and accuse him of... of... I daren't even repeat it. Do you realize what you have done to my household? I told my wife what you said and she burned herself with an iron just to mask the emotional pain! Now she is deformed!


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Yes, I noticed that not ALL of your posts were filled with hatred and insubordination. That does not excuse your disrespect of THE Pastor EZEKIEL FLINT on his BIRTHDAY!

Pastor Ezekiel is a hero to my family, my friends, and my community. And you waltz in here with 7 posts and accuse him of... of... I daren't even repeat it. Do you realize what you have done to my household? I told my wife what you said and she burned herself with an iron just to mask the emotional pain! Now she is deformed!
I apologise whole heartedly for my insubordination on these boards, towards a well respected moderator, and yourself. However the scriptures are clear on Birthdays and the only insubordination I concern myself with is that of the Lord!

In addition, I am horrified to hear of your wife and her gender typical carelessness. I assume the burn is not so terrible in contrast with ones you have given her in the past for being so emotionally outbursts.

Please Pastor (the OP), do not confuse my faith in proven God facts with disrespect.
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-15-2011, 05:43 PM

Thank you for the advice, now that you've written down those facts I can start to obey them.

But back to the orignal subject of these filthy kinky animal folk. I have brought myself to watch the good Pastors video again, and a few more times to be sure but I have some alarming FACTS that you must all know.

It is a FACT that Borack Obama is both negroid AND white on account of his father and mother. Just like the beast in this video!! Also, study it's form, he certainly looks like Obama's MALE form!!

want more proof? How do you explain this photo PROVING that these deviants are not at all an underground threat but have infiltrated the government of AMERICA.



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It is a FACT that Borack Obama is both negroid AND white on account of his father and mother. Just like the beast in this video!!
You can't be both black and white. There are no grey people.
Obama is a nigra as the rest.
The important question is - who's his master?
I bet it's some Devil worshiping liberal...


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-17-2011, 02:38 AM

Here are some key Scriptures (Bible verses) on loving your enemies:

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so
you must love one another (John 13:34).

But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who
hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you
(Luke 6:27-28).

Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse (Romans 12:14).


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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-17-2011, 02:54 AM

Those Scriptures refer to our fellow Christians, not perverts.

AS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Exclamation Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-17-2011, 03:42 PM

Pastor, how can I tell if someone is secretly one of these fluffies, I am very disturbed by this.

I suspect my neighbor is one as he does not attend church and I suspect him of homosexualism and other related gayetry from the way he walks.

It would not surprise me at all of he was one of these god hating homos.

Should I as a precaution shoot my dog?

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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 07-17-2011, 08:04 PM

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Those Scriptures refer to our fellow Christians, not perverts.

AS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.



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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 06-25-2012, 08:31 PM

OH...OH THAT IS A VERY DISTURBING IMAGE I HAVE IN MY HEAD THANKS A LOT.
Oh I can't beleive people are that sick >:p I already knew about the small population of "Furverts" in the fandom and it gets on my nerves that the only thing brought out in it is the Negative stuff ;n; None of my fur friends support this stuff and I know that very well. It is a shameful and vile act and I hope all of the "Furverts" and "Yiffers" burn in hell. That is a lot coming from a furry themselves U___U
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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 06-25-2012, 09:02 PM

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...It is a shameful and vile act and I hope all of the "Furverts" and "Yiffers" burn in hell...
Uh, why? They are doing you no harm. They are no threat to your safety or your salvation.

Even the True Christians™ do not wish that fate upon them, or anyone (they'd prefer that they stop such activities and get Saved®, of course).

Does being so hateful as you are come before or after the fursuit perversion?


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I don't really get why these freaks feel like everyone needs to know all about their disgusting desire to be a beast.



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Default Re: Furries: The New Perverts! - 06-25-2012, 09:55 PM

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Uh, why? They are doing you no harm. They are no threat to your safety or your salvation.

Even the True Christians™ do not wish that fate upon them, or anyone (they'd prefer that they stop such activities and get Saved®, of course).

Does being so hateful as you are come before or after the fursuit perversion?

Reeealy? Than why do I keep getting my info changed such as my location "Soon to be yiffing in hell"? I did add parantheses to it. So tell me then, does whoever changed it (an admin) really wish no fate upon me?
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Reeealy? Than why do I keep getting my info changed such as my location "Soon to be yiffing in hell"? I did add parantheses to it. So tell me then, does whoever changed it (an admin) really wish no fate upon me?
It's a warning, not a wish.

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Reeealy? Than why do I keep getting my info changed such as my location "Soon to be yiffing in hell"? I did add parantheses to it. So tell me then, does whoever changed it (an admin) really wish no fate upon me?
I see all admins in church every Sunday and none of them would ever do such a thing. So either you did it yourself or Jesus is trying to tell you something here...


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I see all admins in church every Sunday and none of them would ever do such a thing. So either you did it yourself or Jesus is trying to tell you something here...
But Jesus knows clear and well that I wish to do nothing like that to animals.
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