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12-21-2009, 11:14 PM
Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:
1. Hugs
2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
Feel free to add to the list.
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12-21-2009, 11:41 PM
3. Obviously homosexuality is inherited. Not because it is genetic, but because demons harass entire family lines.
It's a shame she ran out of air time on YouTube, I would love to hear more from this force for good!
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-21-2009, 11:48 PM
4. Dodge Calibers, according to Professor Bessemer and his research.
5. Cutting other people's hair. I think this only affects guys though.
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12-22-2009, 12:00 AM
5. Double Trouble: Judy Garland and Lena Horne ("crisp!")
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 12:38 AM
6. Hair Gel - Says it all
7. Pointy tipped shoes - They do not make steel toed shoes with pointy tips.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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12-22-2009, 01:36 AM
8) Lest we not forget Velour shirts out of the 70's! That stuff caused folks to start coming out of the closet in droves!
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12-22-2009, 02:26 AM
9.) Little boys need male company in order to do "boy things", and learn to model behavior from adult male counselors.
Maybe because he had no kids or family of his own, my Uncle Jerome donated a lot of time to organizations like the Boy Scouts, touring boys' choirs and sleepaway camps.
He said that not having boys involved with organizations like that jeapordizes the opportunity for boys to grow as they should.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 04:01 AM
Macintosh Computers.
Don't even get me started on them again.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 04:24 AM
10) soap and shampoo
11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)
12) chocolate
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 05:35 AM
13. Airport Bathrooms
Last Saturday I read someone's facebook post that said they were
measuring 15 inches and counting at Reagan International Airport in DC.
Disgusting!
14. Becoming a Congressional Page
They are the Devil's puppets
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 05:57 AM
15. Hot guys.
Cause that's just not right. Why are they trying to lead us into sin?
When I first saw this young negro buck, I had to spend a day and a half in the prayer closet.
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12-22-2009, 07:31 AM
Quote:
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11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)
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I'm not sure about this one. Many cars with manual transmission are a blessing to drive. A bonus is that the stick is there to keep your other hand busy while you're driving.
Automatic transmission is for women so they don't cause too many accidents.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 10:22 AM
16. John Waters movies.
17. Disco music.
18. Sesame Street.
19. Soccer.
20. As a man, drinking any cold beverage that isn't a beer.
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 11:04 AM
21. Barbra Streisand
22. Paris and France in general.
23 Anal probes in hospitals.
24. Suppositories.
25. The Euroviosion Song Contest.
26. Imitating English Accents.
27. Being a member of a Royal Family is also high risk.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 12:13 PM
28. Anything Euro
29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank
28. Anything Euro
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Even euronating?
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 03:25 PM
#30 - Christmas Shopping
That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem ( where have I seen that hideous face before?!!)
Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!)
I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.
And do you think their "Mothers" thanked me, either?
It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 04:28 PM
31. I think we can add pastel colored towels to the list.
32 Eating Sherbert - it's pastel colored too
33. Watching Don Johnson on Miami Vice (or Magnum PI with the sound off)
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 05:20 PM
Let's not forget:
34. Super Mario
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-22-2009, 06:05 PM
35. Englebert Humperdinck. If you say the name three times, you begin obsessing over wild homosexual orgies in the cabs of 18-wheelers at truck stops.
Please kids, don't try this at home!
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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