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Cross A Call from Father Wiesbaden - 02-19-2017, 04:41 PM

As a boy of 14, my parents always sent me to the St. Francis boy's "camp" - a 3 day event that took place once a month during June, July, and August. It was ok, I suppose; about a hundred or so boys aged 13-17 gathered near Binghamton, NY, where we camped in Tall Pines Campground.


One of the priests often celebrating mass with us was Father Wiesbaden, a fat, balding and very strict man whose job it was to go from tent to tent at night to make sure that none of us were being chewed up by the ravenous crocodiles he claimed infested those campsites. He was always very thorough, insisting that he was permitted to feel around in our sleeping bags while we snoozed. Most of us were unaware of his presence - that's how experienced he was at croc checking. Well, he called me after getting my number from Mother to tell me some shocking news:


One of my buddies from camp, Mack, has filed a lawsuit accusing Father W of abuse. Mack claims there are no crocs at Tall Pines and there never were. He says Father was using it as an excuse to enter our tents each night. It seems my help is needed in defending Father against the allegations. The only negative thing I can think of regarding this priest is that I suspect he took a pair of my underwear one night although I have never been able to prove it. I just know I was wearing them when I went to sleep and wasn't when I woke up the next morning. I only suspected him because no one else was in my tent except Tommy Jurnigan and he wore a much larger size than I, so why would he steal them?


So anyway, Father is offering me a large sum of money to speak in his behalf but I'm not supposed to tell anyone that. I knew I could share it with my trusted friends here. If I were to take the money, I could send it to Landover as a tithe, but there's just something in the back of my mind that says I shouldn't be paid to testify on his behalf.


My specialty is gnathology, not all this NCIS stuff. Does anyone have advice for me on this matter? I am certain that Pastor Zeke would not want to profit from ill-gotten gain. I need to know something soon because if I agree to do this he is also sending me on an all expenses paid vacation to his summer house in Greece (and that, too, is to be kept secret, please).


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: A Call from Father Wiesbaden - 02-20-2017, 03:47 AM

My Dear Larry,


Sorry to hear that you are once again being propositioned by the filthy catholics.


Please tell us all more of how you felt when you awoke each morning after the fiddler had been croc hunting (was he Austrian by the way). Did your belly feel full, did you suffer from rectal expansion? Please share this with us.


I think that you can maybe take the following into consideration:


2 Corinthians 11:8


“I robbed other Churches, taking wages of them to doe you seruice.”


There are a few other places which seem to suggest that taking this filthy fudge packers money and giving it to Landover Baptist for the Glory of Our Lord should not cause any problems but I will leave that to those better versed and more knowledgeable than I.


YIC
TT


P.S. By all that you hold dear to you do not, for the Love of God, go Greek.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Jesus Re: A Call from Father Wiesbaden - 02-20-2017, 02:06 PM

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My Dear Larry,


Sorry to hear that you are once again being propositioned by the filthy catholics.


Please tell us all more of how you felt when you awoke each morning after the fiddler had been croc hunting (was he Austrian by the way). Did your belly feel full, did you suffer from rectal expansion? Please share this with us.


I think that you can maybe take the following into consideration:


2 Corinthians 11:8


“I robbed other Churches, taking wages of them to doe you seruice.”


There are a few other places which seem to suggest that taking this filthy fudge packers money and giving it to Landover Baptist for the Glory of Our Lord should not cause any problems but I will leave that to those better versed and more knowledgeable than I.


YIC
TT


P.S. By all that you hold dear to you do not, for the Love of God, go Greek.

My dearest Tommy, Brother in Christ and cherished friend:


I must have misinformed you somewhere in my post; Father Wiesbaden is not involved in the candy industry. He might pack fudge unbeknownst to me but his full time job is as a Roman Catholic priest. I am so sorry if my words weren't clear.


To answer your inquiry, much of the time that I was in camp I would wake up all groggy and disoriented, so I don't recall feeling much more than that. I seemed to have health issues (mostly in the morning) also. It wouldn't be proper to speak of them on this public forum since they involve rather unspeakable areas. I could send you the details by way of private message if you'd like.


Tell me more of your disdain for the Greeks. I envision that land as a sunny paradise with lovely islands and beaches, a truly amazing and fabulous hotbed where I can be merry and gay.


Say! Why not join me there if you aren't marching off to defeat ISIS by then? Father said he has some amazing adventures in mind for me; I am certain he wouldn't care if you joined in the fun.


Thank you for your scriptural advice. I am just glad Pastor Zeke is not swayed by dollar signs like that mean old Creflo Dollar.


Manly hugs,
Larry


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Default Re: A Call from Father Wiesbaden - 02-21-2017, 10:53 AM

My Dearest Larry,


I have nothing against the Greeks, except for the fact that they are all either catliks or orthocatliks. Yes it is a beautiful country but it is well known as a cesspit of gayerism and homer debauchery.


This goes back many generations. Please do not let yourself be sucked in by the guile of the catlike priest.


Colossians 2:18

“Let no man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary humility and worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which he hath not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,”


Even the Book Title relates to yours rear nether regions.


I shal pray that you resist this iniquitous attack on your now Pure Soul.


YIC
TT


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Love Jesus Re: A Call from Father Wiesbaden - 02-23-2017, 02:09 AM

My precious brother in Christ,


I decided not to testify on behalf of the priest. I couldn't see any way I could have given the money to Landover when our pastor would have likely disdained it, and I didn't see him encouraging me one way or another. Perhaps the $5,000,000. will be better spent in the priest's defense fund.


So I won't be going to Greece after all.
Say - why not come to NY City? I have a huge full size bed that will fit us both - as long as we do not lie with each other as with a woman, I think we'll be fine! I can hardly wait to see if you'll say, "I'll come!"


Your loving brother,
Larry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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