[John Creeser]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Wears a "fanny" pack

The dreaded "man purse" - this is akin to waving the gay pride flag.

Personally, I am suspicious of anyone that doesn't carry around hand sanitizer. They obviously don't care that the Aid is everywhere or that they'll catch it.

Also, any man who is grocery shopping, they're obvious homers. How do I know this (besides it being the woman's job)? Because of this study:

72 percent of the carts had a positive marker for fecal matter

Those damned (sorry for the curse word, I get so mad) do not wash themselves after they've covered themselves in filth

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

• Anyone who makes less than $40,000 is a Homosexual
• Anyone who lives in California is a Homosexual (excepting Bakersfield)
• Anyone who has more than two syllables in his last name is a Homosexual.
• Anyone who prefers brown mustard on their burgers is a Homosexual.
• Anyone who doesn't own Lee Greenwood's album You've Got a Good Love Comin' and has God Bless the USA ready on the DVD player for the home entertainment center is a Homosexual.
• Anyone who rides a bicycle is a Homosexual.
• Anyone who owns any product from Apple Computer is a Homosexual.

[Felicity]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Everyone who is not a True Christian™ is a homosexual!

[renaldude]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Wow, hell by birthplace, thanks a lot brothers and sisters.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If you're in San Francisco, it's incredibly easy to spot a homosexual. Look around you and everyone you see is a sodomite.

[renaldude]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If you're in San Francisco, it's incredibly easy to spot a homosexual. Look around you and everyone you see is a sodomite.

So now you call my Brother-in-law a homosexual because he lives there? Maybe you live there too, how else would you know the demographics so well? Please tell me sister, Thanks in advance.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Homosexuals can also be recognized through their whining. Real men don't whine.

[Cursed]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Sister, is there an "whining exemption" for those accursed by THE LORD?

I don't want to be a homosexual! I'll slice my neck open with a Skilsaw if I am, that's too much.

Will I go straight to Heaven if I slice my neck open with a Skilsaw before the faggotry consumes me?

Please, let me know, I'm just sick worrying about it. Skilsaw?

[Kaykate92]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If a man gives a woman flowers he is concidered homosexual? If he cooks in the kitchen he is concidered homosexual? This doesn't seem right to me. Ofcourse, like all of you I am against homosexuality. But I don't believe that you can 'sniff out' a homosexual just by looking at these 'common traits'. Especially the part about giving women flowers. I like flowers

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If a man gives a woman flowers he is concidered homosexual?

Yes.

If he cooks in the kitchen he is concidered homosexual?

Yes!

This doesn't seem right to me. Ofcourse, like all of you I am against homosexuality. But I don't believe that you can 'sniff out' a homosexual just by looking at these 'common traits'. Especially the part about giving women flowers. I like flowers

If you like flowers you are either a woman or a gay. Also it is never a good idea to give a woman gifts. It will just make them greedy and distract them from their duties.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

So now you call my Brother-in-law a homosexual because he lives there? Maybe you live there too, how else would you know the demographics so well? Please tell me sister, Thanks in advance.

I've lived in San Fransisco. However I am still NOT gay thanks to the Power of the Lord. That city was nothing but a never ending orgy of gay sex on the streets. Just unbelievable the amount of gay sex I saw there.

[SUV]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

What's this now with this "renaldude" - ? Now there are homosexual preversions which are fixated around... kidneys?

As if those Portnoy joos aren't bad enough with... livers

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Back on subject (thanks a lot for derailing an important subject, "renaldude")...

Watches Japanimation
Has a cat instead of a dog
Has a small dog instead of a big dog
Eats fancy foreign foods like caviar, tofu, escargot, or spaghetti
Wears spandex
Rides a scooter
Wears a non-football related helmet (warning: could also signify a retarded, watch for drool to distinguish between the two)
Has been to an opera
Has been to the ballet
Enjoys any Clint Eastwood movie that doesn't also have guns or orangutans

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

• Can distinguish among shades of a color other than simply "light" and "dark"
• Shaves any part of his body that is covered when he wears a business suit
• Goes to art galleries (the following don't count: Thomas Kinkade galleries, the Freehold Gallery of Christian Art, the art sales at the Landover Baptist University for the Saved art department)

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

• Gets closer to any man by more than an arms length
• Has buckets seats in a car or (Yikes!) his truck
• Listens to any music other than Appalachian Gospel or good country
• Does not toss his empties into the bed of his truck
• Has a tail gate on his truck
• Has a wife with a first name other than 'Woman'
• Uses a 'push mower' and not a tractor to mow his lawn
• Refuses to eat BBQ chicken wings
• Does not play fantasy Football