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More Evilution Lies -
10-06-2006, 10:53 AM
Well I just love these monkey-worshipping fools. They just flat out make this stuff up as they go. Now they are claiming monsters with dinner-plate sized backbones? HA! What nonsense will they come up with next?
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"Monster" fossil found in Jurassic graveyard
OSLO (Reuters) - Scientists have found a fossil of a "Monster" fish-like reptile in a 150 million-year-old Jurassic graveyard on an Arctic island off Norway.
The Norwegian researchers discovered remains of a total of 28 plesiosaurs and ichthyosaurs -- top marine predators when dinosaurs dominated on land -- at a site on the island of Spitsbergen, about 1,300 km (800 miles) from the North Pole.
"One of them was this gigantic monster, with vertebrae the size of dinner plates and teeth the size of cucumbers," Joern Hurum, an assistant professor at the University of Oslo, told Reuters on Thursday.
"We believe the skeleton is intact and that it's about 10 meters (33 feet) long," he told Reuters of the pliosaur, a type of plesiosaur with a short neck and massive skull. The team dubbed the specimen "The Monster."
Such pliosaurs are known from remains in countries including Britain and Argentina but no complete skeleton has been found, he said. The skull of the pliosaur -- perhaps a distant relative to Scotland's mythical Loch Ness monster -- was among the biggest on record.
Scientists would return next year to try to excavate the entire fossil, buried on a hillside.
Plesiosaurs, which swam with two sets of flippers, often preyed on smaller dolphin-like ichthyosaurs. All went extinct when the dinosaurs vanished 65 million years ago.
The scientists rated the fossil graveyard "one of the most important new sites for marine reptiles to have been discovered in the last several decades."
"It is rare to find so many fossils in the same place -- carcasses are food for other animals and usually get torn apart," Hurum said.
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Thank God I am a True Christian. Our God doesn't feed us nonsense like this.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-06-2006, 02:26 PM
What's so weird about that?
what got you confused, pastor Ezekiel. Is it the word monster in the reptile's name?
Don't you worry, Zekey, we'll scare the monsters together and they'll never return to your bedroom.
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10-06-2006, 02:52 PM
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What's so weird about that?
what got you confused, pastor Ezekiel. Is it the word monster in the reptile's name?
Don't you worry, Zekey, we'll scare the monsters together and they'll never return to your bedroom.
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Why you disrespectful Skidmark! How DARE you show contempt for a Senior Pastor on GOD'S Favorite Forum™!
For that I am issuing you 100 infraction points!
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-06-2006, 03:17 PM
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What's so weird about that?
what got you confused, pastor Ezekiel. Is it the word monster in the reptile's name?
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The assertion that this beast is 65 million years old with their silly carbon dating. The monster fish/lizard is yet another one of Satan's depraved abominations that roamed the earth before the flood. This creature's large size was so it could overpower smaller water reptiles or any human who entered the water and sodomize them. PRAISE Jesus He was merciful and drowned these creatures.
Filthy secular humanist like you Robert12345 want to recreate that era using that book Jurassic Park as a model so you can have dinosaur sex. You won't be happy until you have Jesus weeping at the spectical of you bent over a log by a T-rex.
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-06-2006, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by robert12345
What's so weird about that?
what got you confused, pastor Ezekiel. Is it the word monster in the reptile's name?
Don't you worry, Zekey, we'll scare the monsters together and they'll never return to your bedroom.
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Do you have problems with monsters visiting your bedroom? Are they men with the heads of fish, by any chance?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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10-07-2006, 03:32 AM
*sigh* not this debate again. We all know that the scientifical field is all homers and consists of 0 truth. None. Not even the smallest bit. All that these so-called "scientists" do is hand a calculator to a 3 year old, watch what buttons it hits and puts them in sequence... "Awww Billy Joe hit 612987291837123, that must be how old this bone is". It makes me *sick*. Such blatant lies -- unfortunately the jewish mainstream media runs this propaganda (different from the GOOD propaganda that Bush catapults). Thank JESUS that the majority of America doesn't believe in EVILution (which is closely related to this satanic "dating" stuff).
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-07-2006, 02:56 PM
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*sigh* not this debate again. We all know that the scientifical field is all homers and consists of 0 truth. None. Not even the smallest bit. All that these so-called "scientists" do is hand a calculator to a 3 year old, watch what buttons it hits and puts them in sequence... "Awww Billy Joe hit 612987291837123, that must be how old this bone is". It makes me *sick*. Such blatant lies -- unfortunately the jewish mainstream media runs this propaganda (different from the GOOD propaganda that Bush catapults). Thank JESUS that the majority of America doesn't believe in EVILution (which is closely related to this satanic "dating" stuff).
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If you plan to continue posting such stupidities at least stop calling yourself "expert on all things scientific". A "failed comedian" suits you much better.
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-07-2006, 03:33 PM
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If you plan to continue posting such stupidities at least stop calling yourself "expert on all things scientific". A "failed comedian" suits you much better.
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Your title indicates that you are unsaved. If so, then, as a failed human being, you're hardly in a position to criticise others.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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10-07-2006, 03:37 PM
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Your title indicates that you are unsaved. If so, then, as a failed human being, you're hardly in a position to criticise others.
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The title means nothing. If I'm not wrong it changes with your 30th and 100th post.
I replied to Jonfish85's RIDICULOUS post. I have the right to "correct" his mistakes.
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-07-2006, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Berto R.
The title means nothing. If I'm not wrong it changes with your 30th and 100th post.
I replied to Jonfish85's RIDICULOUS post. I have the right to "correct" his mistakes.
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Friend, can you avoid personal attacks on this forum? Please stop being such a walking pile of unsaved shit.
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-07-2006, 10:48 PM
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I have the right to "correct" his mistakes.
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You have no rights on these forums what-so-ever, you hellbound cur. The fact that you are permitted to speak at all is only a testament to the tolerance of the Godly Admin and Mods, so don't get too lippy...you can (and most likely will) be banned at any time. If you see Pastor Al approaching with his Holy Gong, you'd better shut up and run, homer.
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Re: More Evilution Lies -
10-08-2006, 12:35 AM
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The title means nothing. If I'm not wrong it changes with your 30th and 100th post.
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Well, you ARE wrong. And I'm sure it wasn't the first time, pervert. Better stop worshipping satan and get right with Jesus!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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