[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brothers (and Sisters):

Frequently these days, I see the words "herp a derp" on the Internet in conjunction with gay porn and anti-Christian messages.

My question: Is this a gay pick-up line? Is it a Satanic cult code, like an Internet secret handshake? Or is it both?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm pretty certain that it's fag code for "I desperately want to commit sodomy with you."

At least that's what the Holy Spirit tells me.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Brothers (and Sisters):

Frequently these days, I see the words "herp a derp" on the Internet in conjunction with gay porn and anti-Christian messages.

My question: Is this a gay pick-up line? Is it a Satanic cult code, like an Internet secret handshake? Or is it both?

I am not a demonologist, but I think it is a Satanic word of power, like an incantation, meant to evoke the demon of said name, which can then be worshiped and serviced with the mouth and anus, not necessarily in that order.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I am not a demonologist,

I'm not sure what dermatology has to do with this?

Wait, Herp a derp? Herpes, right? They're saying they have herpes and need to see a dermatologist to clear up the outbreaks. Got it! Kids these days with their lingo and such.

[Nobar King]

I always thought that it was something French but I didn't understand.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Well, I'm pretty certain it's sissy code for filthy gay sex, but since I have been fag-free for twenty years, I haven't kept up on all the nasty acronyms.

Back in my days, it was common to use the CB radio to quickly solicit the next strange man for a tryst in the bushes with quick codes such as "SONK" or "Sodomy Only, No Kissing". Or "CLDC" which was a request for a "Closed Loop Daisy Chain" of ten or more sodomites. I won't explain the details of this last one.

If I had to guess, this means "Hugely Endowed Rectum Penetrator" - HERP. And "Desires Effeminate Receiving Pal" - DERP

In any event, it is codespeak for filthy and wicked sin.

In Christ

[Angelofloveandprayer]

I believe that "herp a derp" is corrupting our children! As its popularity grows so does the homosexual and aetheistic movements! I think we as a country (excluding negroes as their judgement is clouded) should take a vote to ban this sinful phrase!

[DarkWolf]

I believe our good Brother Harold Porter has hit upon the true meaning of this terrible phrase.

We here at Landover Technical Institute have seen this particular turn of phrase repeatedly as we scoure the demon infested interwebs, rebuking sinners of all ages.

On the boards where I am a frequent rebuker, I'm constantly hit with this homosexual laden phrase when I lash out at some idjit for not following God's True Word.

I can only take it to mean that they like my forcefullness in presenting God's views, and are turned on by it.

I rebuke them for their homosexual ways, but they only come on stronger.

[Voll_EQ]

Indeed Brother Harold Porter is wise, i also think hes compleetly right (As so far he have never been wrong when i have been so lucky that he replied to me or wrote to me)

What i think is the worst is that it seems that ALOT of unsaved trash (as my self) set a huge ? about the meaning, this means that the Homers can infect them with this slang, and i do fear that if one use fag slang, they wil eventualy turn fags them selv

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Well, I'm pretty certain it's sissy code for filthy gay sex, but since I have been fag-free for twenty years, I haven't kept up on all the nasty acronyms.

Back in my days, it was common to use the CB radio to quickly solicit the next strange man for a tryst in the bushes with quick codes such as "SONK" or "Sodomy Only, No Kissing". Or "CLDC" which was a request for a "Closed Loop Daisy Chain" of ten or more sodomites. I won't explain the details of this last one.

If I had to guess, this means "Hugely Endowed Rectum Penetrator" - HERP. And "Desires Effeminate Receiving Pal" - DERP

In any event, it is codespeak for filthy and wicked sin.

In Christ

Brother Porter I am sure you are right about this. I was in the UK CB scene for a while during the eighties. We had some language variations from you but I do remember the CLDC.

I remember that in the end they had to stop because there was always a big argument about who's turn it was to answer the phone. It used to get nasty.

I'm just so pleased that I found Jesus and put those sodomites behind me.

YIC

Jack

[Titus Templeton]

Why do i have the feeling that Disney has something to do with it.

[Brian Payne]

Herp a Derp or Herp Derp Derp Derp Derp is like Dirt Dir Dir. Used when explaining something SO SIMPLE TO A DUMMIE AND THEY STILL DONT UNDERSTAND. Like talking to a idiot trying to explain something to them.

[Brian Payne]

Also has nothing to do with HERPES and dont try to break down the word. Or maybe LOOK UP THE DEFINITION ON GOOGLE NO? Think what you want but try looking at the online dictionary for a change. It helps me out all the time The order has nothing to do with it. Herp. Derp. Dir Dir derp. AND THIS IS WHEN I WOULD GET FRUSTRATED TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO EITHER
1) DONT KNOW WHAT A ONLINE DICTIONARY IS
2)ARE LAZY
3)ARE STUBBORN
4)ARE STUPID
HERP DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP DERP

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Brian Payne

H**P D**P D**P D**P H**P D**P D**P D**P

We are not interested in enabling your Sodomania here, Brian. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not gay.com!

[Zechariah Smyth]

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with STDs. It's quite common for homos to seek out other homos with a common affliction, that way they can "bareback" without worrying about further infections.

Thus you have "herpes couples" and "AIDS couples" and "retard couples" etc. etc.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Brian Payne

Herp a Derp or Herp Derp Derp Derp Derp is like Dirt Dir Dir. Used when explaining something SO SIMPLE TO A DUMMIE AND THEY STILL DONT UNDERSTAND. Like talking to a idiot trying to explain something to them.

Yes. We get this feeling often when you post and fail to realise you need to go and read the Bible and then understand once and for all why we want everyone to read the Bible so they can know God like we do and love God in the same way we do.

[Isaac Fisher]

I'm not sure with it means but it must be a verb. I've seen atheists and homosexuals refer to 'herping' and 'derping' before - maybe it's some form of gay sex.

Gross.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Brian Payne

Also has nothing to do with HERPES and dont try to break down the word. Or maybe LOOK UP THE DEFINITION ON GOOGLE NO? Think what you want but try looking at the online dictionary for a change. It helps me out all the time The order has nothing to do with it. Herp. Derp. Dir Dir derp. AND THIS IS WHEN I WOULD GET FRUSTRATED TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO EITHER
1) DONT KNOW WHAT A ONLINE DICTIONARY IS

That online dictionary thing is good idea. I found this one from Urban dictionary.

herp derp

Something idiots say. Usually it is supposed to indicate stupidity in somebody else, but the person saying it is usually the dumb one.

Hmm, it does not say anything about the sodomy it really refers to, but other than that it seems to be spot on.

[VictoryOS]

Another one I see sometimes is "Oh nose". I asked my husband and he didn't know what it means either. He suggested it may have something to do with cocaine since that is put into the nose somehow.

Does anyone know what "Oh nose" means?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Another one I see sometimes is "Oh nose". I asked my husband and he didn't know what it means either. He suggested it may have something to do with cocaine since that is put into the nose somehow.

Does anyone know what "Oh nose" means?

I've seen "O NOES", but not "Oh nose".

The latter may be a reference to Snoopy from the Peanuts comic strip?

Not sure about the former. I think it means they can't spell.