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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Right or wrong, regards the CPR thing, am I wrong there? No genital contact...therefore....cannot be thought of as sex, can it?
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It all depends. Case in point.
Some time ago an obviously post-menopausal woman collapsed in a faint.
Fat prevented my finding a pulse.
Dior sunglasses made it impossible to determine
whether her pupils were fixed.
Being a quick-reactor,
I hollered at the morbidly curious people gathering around:
"Get back, call help! This woman's in cardiac arrest!"
I commenced CPR. It was not "sexy".
An upper plate came lose and nearly went down the throat.
Two breaths. Thump thums shove.
Two more breaths. Nada.
I have terrible sinuses.
"Breed, gawdammt, breed!"
The crowd looked entirely perplexed,
as if I were an idiot.
So I took off my Dior sunglasses and glared nasty at the gawkers,
retrieved my upper bridge from the victim's mouth,
tucked my purchase of Gold Leaf Lard back under my arm
and I walked away when the "cardiac" victim turned out to be a fake;
a sagging nympho out to snare hapless gallants like myself.
"Breed, gawdammit, breed!"
She really made me look foolish.
The sex aspect of CPR is overated.
I won't do CPR again.