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View Poll Results: What can a woman do besides you know what?
She can check the oil in her car? 4 1.44%
She can balance the checkbook? 1 0.36%
She can be rational during an emergency? 13 4.69%
She can find her #@$&! car keys. 2 0.72%
All she's good for is you know what! 199 71.84%
She knows how to follow rules! 18 6.50%
She stays out of Promise Enforcers, where she isn't allowed to post!!! 9 3.25%
She can pee sitting down and scarcely ever misses the bowl. 14 5.05%
Spend three-quarters of her waking life in the bathroom doing her hair. 17 6.14%
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-10-2006, 02:36 AM

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He didnt go into ("sleep with", as you secular people call it) the hookers.
So once again, HOW DID HE SIN?

Stop throwing all these basless (you forgot an 'e')

accusations around, you filthy harlot.
And stop being so angry all the time too, it is not good for your frail, womanly, body.
It might break.


And when did I ever talk about my (forgive me, Jesus!) sex life?
My concubines are my own business thank you very much, it isn't something I discuss with women.
Simply because it's not appropriate for you to hear of such.. "things".
HAHAHAHA!!! That's amusing... You're the one calling me a harlot, which I'm not. So stop throwing all YOUR baseless accusastions around.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-10-2006, 01:43 PM

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I despise men who think it's the woman's job to clean and cook. Why don't you pull out a frying pan once in awhile?
Once again you contradict yourself. First you say you're against husbands disciplining their wives. Then you say men should use frying pans more often. Which is it? Personally, I'd think that a man should almost never have to use a frying pan - there are very few situations where a lighter, less bruising kitchen implement, such as a spatula for instance, won't get the job done.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-11-2006, 02:17 AM

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Once again you contradict yourself. First you say you're against husbands disciplining their wives. Then you say men should use frying pans more often. Which is it? Personally, I'd think that a man should almost never have to use a frying pan - there are very few situations where a lighter, less bruising kitchen implement, such as a spatula for instance, won't get the job done.
I meant, why don't you cook your own food once in awhile? Or maybe even, cook for your wife. Maybe it's because you're illiterate and you can't read the ingredients. And you're too insecure about your stupidity that you force women to cook for you instead of learning how to cook yourself. You say I use 'macho attitude' when you're openly talking about beating women. Who's contradicting themselves now?


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I meant, why don't you cook your own food once in awhile? Or maybe even, cook for your wife. Maybe it's because you're illiterate and you can't read the ingredients. And you're too insecure about your stupidity that you force women to cook for you instead of learning how to cook yourself. You say I use 'macho attitude' when you're openly talking about beating women. Who's contradicting themselves now?
Why should Brother Temperance cook for himself? One of the reasons God created women was to cook for her husband and children. Women are much better cooks than men as that is one of their tasks on Earth.
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Why should Brother Temperance cook for himself? One of the reasons God created women was to cook for her husband and children. Women are much better cooks than men as that is one of their tasks on Earth.
Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men. And they do cook for their wives. How nice of them. We're past that age where women stay home and men go out to work. They can if they want, but women have a much bigger role in life than to just cook and clean.


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Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men.
Indeed, the best chefs are men - proving that, when men put their superior minds to it, they are able to outdo women in any task ... even traditional (ie, God-ordained) roles.

But we ladies need to do what we can to make men's lives easier; it is imperative that we cook, clean and provide foot massages when it is asked of us, rather than make excuses (like "men are better cooks, dear").


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Indeed, the best chefs are men - proving that, when men put their superior minds to it, they are able to outdo women in any task ... even traditional (ie, God-ordained) roles.

But we ladies need to do what we can to make men's lives easier; it is imperative that we cook, clean and provide foot massages when it is asked of us, rather than make excuses (like "men are better cooks, dear").
The only reason men are 'superior' to women is because of sexism. Why do you think a woman has never been President? It's not because a man is better than a woman. It's because people refuse to accept the fact that a woman can be smarter than a man. The ratio is on the most part equal, but sexism bars women down and strips them of their rights all because of beliefs. And there have been women who could've ran for president and won, but they turned the position down. Men are not superior to women. Your beliefs have taught you a lie.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-11-2006, 06:57 AM

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The only reason men are 'superior' to women is because of sexism.

No it isn't! It's because women who can't see the truth get bitch-slapped!


Why do you think a woman has never been President?

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It's not because a man is better than a woman. It's because people refuse to accept the fact that a woman can be smarter than a man. The ratio is on the most part equal, but sexism bars women down and strips them of their rights all because of beliefs.

Women have PLENTY of rights. They get to vote now and if they were so smart they'd have elected a woman to the presidency.

And there have been women who could've ran for president and won, but they turned the position down.

The only one I can think of is Amelia Earhart, but she got lost on the way to the election.

Men are not superior to women. Your beliefs have taught you a lie.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-11-2006, 07:28 AM

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You say I use 'macho attitude' when you're openly talking about beating women. Who's contradicting themselves now?
We're supposed to, because we're MEN! You, however, are a woman, or so you say (To be a woman you first have to be human, and I don't think that you're that.) As a woman your duties are to cook, clean, and do whatever else your father or husband demands.


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We're supposed to, because we're MEN! You, however, are a woman, or so you say (To be a woman you first have to be human, and I don't think that you're that.) As a woman your duties are to cook, clean, and do whatever else your father or husband demands.
'Do unto others, as others would do unto you.' If you continue to beat women, we're eventually going to take a stand. Some of us already have. Treat us with respect, and we'll do the same to you. Put us down, and we'll take a stand. Women have the same rights as men. "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."


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'Do unto others, as others would do unto you.' If you continue to beat women, we're eventually going to take a stand. Some of us already have. Treat us with respect, and we'll do the same to you. Put us down, and we'll take a stand. Women have the same rights as men. "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."
No women do not have the same rights as men, the KJV1611 makes that plain. And if we catch any brazen harlots like you taking a stand around here, we will simply beat you harder. It's what God wants.


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Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men. And they do cook for their wives.
Men cooking, that I can just about believe. Heterosexual men with wives cooking? You passed the bounds of plausibility right there.
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Men cooking, that I can just about believe. Heterosexual men with wives cooking? You passed the bounds of plausibility right there.
Well there are heterosexual men with wives cooking, so get used to it. Ever been to a resturaunt? A lot of chefs are straight men.
"It only takes one voice to start a revolution."
And it only takes one good Christian backhander to shut that yapping voice up.
And it takes one good lawsuit to shut that christian up, and to make that revolution popular via the media. Don't you think, that if you physically harrass a woman concerning her beliefs, the people will hate you more than anyone. They'll take sympathy on the victim and listen to what she has to say, spreading that revolution even further. So go ahead, harrass people, you're only making it worse for yourself.


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'Do unto others, as others would do unto you.' If you continue to beat women, we're eventually going to take a stand. Some of us already have. Treat us with respect, and we'll do the same to you. Put us down, and we'll take a stand. Women have the same rights as men. "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."
You don't deserve any respect until you start showing some respect for He that made you; Jesus Christ.

Now enough with the yapping woman, don't you have any cleaning to do?
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You don't deserve any respect until you start showing some respect for He that made you; Jesus Christ.

Now enough with the yapping woman, don't you have any cleaning to do?
Stop neglecting your womanly duties.
This has nothing to do with god. You can't keep using your religion to justify acts of violence towards women and minorities.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-12-2006, 12:49 AM

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This has nothing to do with god. You can't keep using your religion to justify acts of violence towards women and minorities.
If you spent as much time reading the Holy Bible as you do running your mouth, you'd know what a fool you are. Your master satan has tricked you into believing absurd lies, but you are too sick and deluded to realize that. You barge in here, threatening us with lawsuits and spewing hatred and intolerance at us, just because we follow the Holy Bible to the letter. Just remember; your father is the father of lies.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Also, we thank you for persecuting us, for by doing so, you PROVE that we are doing God's work.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-12-2006, 12:52 AM

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If you spent as much time reading the Holy Bible as you do running your mouth, you'd know what a fool you are. Your master satan has tricked you into believing absurd lies, but you are too sick and deluded to realize that. You barge in here, threatening us with lawsuits and spewing hatred and intolerance at us, just because we follow the Holy Bible to the letter. Just remember; your father is the father of lies.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Also, we thank you for persecuting us, for by doing so, you PROVE that we are doing God's work.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
God doesn't exist. The bible is filled with contradictory non-sense. You still can't prove to me that god exists.


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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-12-2006, 01:26 AM

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God doesn't exist. The bible is filled with contradictory non-sense. You still can't prove to me that god exists.
The very earth itself and the wonders within it are proof that God exists. Think of the complexity of the human cell -- do you believe that that could really come about by chance -- by random?

That is like saying that a hurricane going through a junk-yard might produce a Ferrari by chance. Unbelievable.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-12-2006, 02:23 PM

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And it takes one good lawsuit to shut that christian up, and to make that revolution popular via the media. Don't you think, that if you physically harrass a woman concerning her beliefs, the people will hate you more than anyone. They'll take sympathy on the victim and listen to what she has to say, spreading that revolution even further. So go ahead, harrass people, you're only making it worse for yourself.
Do you remember Tiananmen Square? That one heroic little chink stood in front of a tank. And he got squashed flat as a slitty-eyed yellow bug. The Chinese Communist Party are still in power today. What does that teach you?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Women's Brains? - POLL - 11-12-2006, 08:38 PM

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Do you remember Tiananmen Square? That one heroic little chink stood in front of a tank. And he got squashed flat as a slitty-eyed yellow bug. The Chinese Communist Party are still in power today. What does that teach you?
What does that have to do with women in the bible? How does that have anything to do with the bible at all?
And also: Jesus was the one voice that started the christian revolution. What does that teach you?


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