[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by rexrexrex

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

Yeah, we do arrogant things like bursting into the forums of well-established, successful churches, and then insulting them and claiming that we know so much better than them about everything - while trying to guilt them into taking responsibility for our own failure as babysitters....

You have 10 minutes to prove that you found this site with a search term other than "olsen twins nude". Failure will result in banning.

[Billy Ram]

Originally Posted by rexrexrex

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

I think we hear to much about the love of God.I like to focus on God's hatred,it keeps things balanced.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by rexrexrex

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

Friend, let me say this in our defense. when you stopped barking and notified us of a problem, we had our server team working on it within minutes. I believe it is fixed, but we are going to have the morning crew revisit the problem. We have just installed new software and there are a few glitches left.

I apologized to you for any inconvenience. I don't believe that is arrogance at all. Rather, I think we are immediately responsive 24/7/365 to ANY reported problem, even from Catholics, JOOs, darkies or miscellaneous unsaved trash such as yourself.

Thank you again for bringing the problem to our attention!

Yours in Christ
Pastor Al

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by rexrexrex

Rito mate...

Im a Christian, so how bowt you cut the crap and tell me why the admin on this site are letting thisngs get posted that are ruining my little cousins innocence?

Rex, I understand your confusion.

When I first came upon Landover's web site, I was horrified at the things I saw!

Why, there are people posting nudity and perversion of all sorts! I was appalled.

Then, I found my way through the filth to the Godly center. I saw that the True Christians™ here at Landover really do follow all of God's Word, and that the filth you see happens because people who hate Jesus join and spread their Goth, and their VampireGeeks, and their DeviantArt.Com all over the place. They stick their "Nailin' Palin" videos and their Olsen Twins Dirty Pillows shots here, to shock us Christians.

If you react like that to them, they've won.

In time, I learned that these revolting images and vulgarity are actually cries for help, and that's why the Pastors tolerate them.

Take a deep breath, and try to see the troubled soul behind the piercings, the Clown makeup, or the "tortured artist" facades. These people need Jesus, and the Christians at Landover are doing their very best to give them all the Jesus they can take!

Now, rexrexrex, would you rather we tell them the Truth, or would you like us to sugar-coat it so that they can believe in a fairy tale God, like Santa Claus, who loves everybody and gives us all presents if we're nice for a few days of the year?

God doesn't quite work that way, friend. According to the Bible, if we obey all of His Laws and beg Him to forgive us for being vile and disgusting sinners, we can spend eternity praising and serving Him in Heaven. Forever. If we don't do what He says now, He knows we never will. Therefore, He will simply toss us into Hell. You know, the lake of fire He created where He will torture sinners for all eternity!

Surely you wouldn't want us to turn our backs on all the people who need Jesus, and just give them happy lies to believe? We'd be helping them straight to God's Hell!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Friend, let me say this in our defense. when you stopped barking and notified us of a problem, we had our server team working on it within minutes. I believe it is fixed, but we are going to have the morning crew revisit the problem. We have just installed new software and there are a few glitches left.

We are still working on it Pastor. There is a strange bug (demon?) in this new version, and we yet have to repair it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

We get a lot of people like this Rex guy. Folks who calls themselves Christians, and then want us to spread the laws of God in a polite way.

Please, Rex, tell us how to say "God demands that all homosexuals be executed" in a polite way. The Bible doesn't say it in a polite way, how polite is Leviticus 20:13?

How do you say "God will have non-Christians tortured and tortured and tortured and tortured the all eternity" in a polite way?

Tell us how to say it politely, and we'll say it. Until then, we will preach the Bible the way the Bible is written and the way Jesus preached the Bible.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

The DOF report just came in. REXREXREX got here by doing an Internet search for the Olsen twins. Lying bastard.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

The DOF report just came in. REXREXREX got here by doing an Internet search for the Olsen twins. Lying bastard.

That's disgusting! He's . . . he's one of THEM! The DeviantTard VampireFreaks Pervert Trolls!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by rexrexrex

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

We do love people. We love them enough to warn them of what will happen to them if they remain in their sins. If someone were standing in the path of a speeding dump truck, would it be more loving to warn that person to get out of the way or just to think, "Oh, well, it's not my place to judge"?

[Lady-Amandria]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Then, I found my way through the filth to the Godly center. I saw that the True Christians™ here at Landover really do follow all of God's Word, and that the filth you see happens because people who hate Jesus join and spread their Goth, and their VampireFreaks, and their DeviantArt.Com all over the place. They stick their "Nailin' Palin" videos and their Olsen Twins Dirty Pillows shots here, to shock us Christians.

You are a narrow minded little wench
I am on vampire freaks (note not geeks) you all group everyone together and have no idea of the damage you are causing your own faith by coming across as hate filled and unchristian AND uneducated
I LIKE the music, not the pig squealing rubbish but they are lyrically astounding (read brand new- play crack the sky, for a glimps of what is CREATIVE, what may i ask is evil about that?)
I was brought up by a christian mother and she was brainwashed just as much as yourselves to the point where I was kicked out whilst studying my GCSEs TWICE (what's christian about that?) talk, don't whine and bitch cos it only puts yourselves in a filthy light, and you wonder why the churches numbers are dwindleing?
Maybe if you didn't call Gingers the spawn of beastiality/sleeping with deamons you might stand a chance you idiots, if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse) most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable and maybe its time you realised that the bible is a lot of stories (BY THE WAY I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS AS MY SAVIOUR) it was man who wrote it hence the distinct lack of women, not 'a letter from god' you people are blinded by your faith and have no sense of reality. you follow a religion that wasn't the first and most certainly isn't the last. ever thought that the rules in there where written by the romans to keep the jews in line? no, of course not, because you are so narrow minded and full of yourselves that you MUST be right, o my lord why didn't i see it before, these people know everything and my relationship with you is so false.
i have 2 alternative (what you like to lable as 'goth') friends and they are two of the best people on this planet. you however are the ones who shall burn for thinking a book gives you the right to sin so vocally as you do.

Oh and i'm sure Jesus (if he comes back in your lifetime) will appreciate smilies, never mind the hate you so widely spread.

You believe in the Jewish God, all the anger and what not, God changed and sent his son, became all loving, but you revel in peoples suffering in BC

[Nobar King]

You sure don't write like a lady. I suspect that you don't talk like one, either. Or, dress like a lady for that matter. Let's also suspect that you are a failure at cleaning house. Can you bake a pie? Are you even married?

Some lady.

You failed your GCSE twice? No wonder your mother kicked you out. Probably smoking the reefer instead of studying your English. It shows.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Lady-Amandria

most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable

I'm not going to get into a debate about your filthy language, but just two questions:

1) so which parts are true, and which aren't, who decides on that?
2) why did Jesus say that we should honor the Old Covenant?

Don't even TRY to dodge these questions.

[Lady-Amandria]

i'm sure you'll answer them for me anyway

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Lady-Amandria

i'm sure you'll answer them for me anyway

Meaning (in greater York speak): you know "feck all" about the Bible.

Now try again.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Lady-Amandria

[...] if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse)

Let me start by saying that if you used punctuation, capitalization and some paragraph spaces, I might have read everything. As it is I can only help you with the following:

1. I can start by agreeing with you. Adam and Eve did cause a lot of trouble, but after God flooded the world, it was Noah and his family who were the only ones left - all the races are thereforedescended from them

2. Our Pastor Billy-Reuben is the world's foremost expert on the question of race and gives the answers here - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696 So you can see where everyone originated.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Let me start by saying that if you used punctuation, capitalization and some paragraph spaces,

Brother, I appreciate your pointers, and your effort.

The problem is: this unsaved harlot is more interested about visibly wearing her thong in the Spiders Nightclub than she is about the True Word of the Lord.

I really would like to see these so called "Christians" to actually open the Bible instead of The Sun.

I mean, even Jordan is getting on a bit, no?

[Lady-Amandria]

Right, my father wants his web connection back, I didn't FAIL TWICE you simple fool. I was studying and she kicked me out twice... Its funny how all of a sudden attacks emerge from everywhere, and I can use punctuation I just choose not too so don't expect any proper English here after besides the fact that Americans bucher it day in day out.
I will gladly come play debate with you all when I have the time, but now i'm going to tidy my room and put a wash load on. You have just proved me right on so many levels its uncanny.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Lady-Amandria

You are a narrow minded little wench
I am on vampire freaks (note not geeks) you all group everyone together and have no idea of the damage you are causing your own faith by coming across as hate filled and unchristian AND uneducated

If we're coming across as un-Christian, then show us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — what we're doing wrong.

I was brought up by a christian mother and she was brainwashed just as much as yourselves to the point where I was kicked out whilst studying my GCSEs TWICE (what's christian about that?)

Luke 14:26: If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

talk, don't whine and bitch

Lead by example.

Maybe if you didn't call Gingers the spawn of beastiality/sleeping with deamons you might stand a chance you idiots, if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse)

We've discussed this repeatedly. Please learn to do a search.

most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable

What's it a parable for? Also, both the Old Testament and the New Testament recite genealogies stretching back to Adam; at what point does a character in a parable "beget" a historical human being?

(BY THE WAY I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS AS MY SAVIOUR)

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

ever thought that the rules in there where written by the romans to keep the jews in line?

2 Tim. 3:16: All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

You believe in the Jewish God, all the anger and what not, God changed and sent his son, became all loving, but you revel in peoples suffering in BC

Malachi 3:6: For I [am] the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

[Lady-Amandria]

i dont wear thongs and i haven't been to spiders since febuary last year for a friend's birthday.
i go to code now, much more friendly

Oh and Noah had sons of 3 colours? Don't even get me started.

[Lady-Amandria]

really have to go but no one replied to that. i will re read eveything and answer it to the best of my ability when i stumble here again.