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Thumbs up Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights - 05-13-2010, 12:09 AM

Recently, I came across a video that my secretary found online. Now, even though it was featured on that God-hating Jew show Saturday Night Live, it's a wonderful cartoon that shows the righteousness of Christians who can remove the gay from any man. I don't think this is meant to be funny in any way, and I think it is a sign that television might be improving. As much as I hate SNL, I do commend them for giving a good, positive message to gays out there: If you have faith in God, you don't have to be a homosexual. It is a choice.

Please spend a couple minutes watching this. This is a great short film to show in your church. I plan on putting on a public viewing this Sunday. (There's a short 30 second ad in the beginning, so be patient.)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp7...roy_shortfilms

If you have a child, and you don't want them watching trash cartoons, have them watch this instead. I think this cartoon is suitable for any child. Hopefully SNL will feature more of these inspirational cartoons in the future.




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Default Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights - 05-13-2010, 12:39 AM

Wow, Reverend!


You could see the power of the Lord working to fix that sodomatious bicycle rider! Heteroy just blasted the homo out of him!

And then pairing the now ex-gay with an ex-lesbian, fulfilling God's Holy Plan was just wonderful! I bet they will be popping out (straight) soldiers for Christ now!

I want all the homos and all the lesbos to experience the serenity, joy and hope of regular man/woman marriage just like I have always had!!


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Default Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights - 05-13-2010, 09:47 AM

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Recently, I came across a video that my secretary found online. Now, even though it was featured on that God-hating Jew show Saturday Night Live, it's a wonderful cartoon that shows the righteousness of Christians who can remove the gay from any man. I don't think this is meant to be funny in any way, and I think it is a sign that television might be improving. As much as I hate SNL, I do commend them for giving a good, positive message to gays out there: If you have faith in God, you don't have to be a homosexual. It is a choice.

Please spend a couple minutes watching this. This is a great short film to show in your church. I plan on putting on a public viewing this Sunday. (There's a short 30 second ad in the beginning, so be patient.)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp7...roy_shortfilms

If you have a child, and you don't want them watching trash cartoons, have them watch this instead. I think this cartoon is suitable for any child. Hopefully SNL will feature more of these inspirational cartoons in the future.

We need more cartoons like these! Praise the Lord!
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Default Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights - 05-14-2010, 09:12 AM

Obviously the evil pro-homer Canadian government is blocking this as it keeps hanging up on me.

I am so tired of them blocking true Christian information from the few True Christians in this country. I assume it's to keep us quiet and make us feel like we're the minority.

I'll try again tomorrow when I have more time and mental prowness for getting around government controls.


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Default Re: Heteroy: Christian Superhero that Turns Gays into Straights - 05-14-2010, 12:28 PM

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Obviously the evil pro-homer Canadian government is blocking this as it keeps hanging up on me.

I am so tired of them blocking true Christian information from the few True Christians in this country. I assume it's to keep us quiet and make us feel like we're the minority.

I'll try again tomorrow when I have more time and mental prowness for getting around government controls.
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