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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-24-2012, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Bernadette Brown
How are we supposed to know when we aren't pleasing our husbands if we don't get a spanking? Eve ignored God's word and ate the apple anyway. Words do not work on women.
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Amen, sister Bernadette!
I looked at your profile, and I noticed that you haven't made an introductory post yet. Better get crackin'!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-25-2012, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bernadette Brown
How are we supposed to know when we aren't pleasing our husbands if we don't get a spanking? Eve ignored God's word and ate the apple anyway. Words do not work on women.
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So true, Sister! It is better not to talk to a woman in order to discipline her. Sometimes it is so hard to understand things (especially after a righteous spanking when everything is blurry for days). Words just do not seem to work...well there is one exception: quotes from the Bible of course!.
Aspiring Proverbs 31 woman.
Praise !
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-25-2012, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I have to agree with you Rev.. Since the object of the exercise is a learning experience for your wife, not some act of mindless violence, there is no reason that you can not wait until you have access to your favorite caning instrument where the strikes can be well placed, without the need to worry about some nosy libeleral calling the authorities and you having to waste your time explaining it is none of their damn business what happens between a man, his wife, and their deep felt religious beliefs!
Besides this I find that if you have a set ''discipline time'' right after dinner your food is on the table a little faster and I never have to ask for my ice filled up! Yep I never mention her mistakes of the day until after I have had my supper.
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What a lucky woman your missus is to have such a strong man to guide her when she is in error.
The more I come here the more sore failings I learn I have to redress in myself. Now I see I am guilty of the terrible sin of envy.
It surely is the still tapping on my door, innit?
Proverbs 14:30 A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-26-2012, 09:20 PM
Since my wife has taken to anticipating my wishes she is often unaware when I change my mind (constantly explaining this is too much for her female mind).
How can I teach her to better anticipate my moods?
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-26-2012, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
I think I didn't make myself clear: WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL, there is no such thing as a "weak sex", men and women are equally capable of doing anything the wish, which is the reason so many women have become successful throughout their lives INDEPENDENTLY. No woman should tolerate to have a man hitting her, especially not her husband.
Get your heads out of your asses and take control of your lives!
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Excuse me please but where in the bible does it say this nonsense you are mewing about equality of the sexes? Is this is some heresy you picked up in the Massachusetts Lesbo Liberal Arts College Cafeteria Think Tank?
A good Christian woman welcomes correction from her husband. He is her Master on earth as God is her celestial master. Submitting humbly and with gratitude to the loving correction of your God-given husband is one of the finest and most fitting ways known that we unworthy women may
How do I know this? Well i learned it from here of course:
Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
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Romans 13:3
For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Quite clearly, God's own book wants us to see our husbands as His representatives on earth. They are to be as rulers in their own homes. if a woman is not in need of correction, if she has not stumbled on her path then her husband will have no need to beat her.
I will pary for you obviously. But I think you may be a lost cause.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-31-2012, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Angela Ritter
Are you people serious? This is VIOLENCE, not punishment! You're all sick, a woman should NEVER be hit, under any circumstances, by her husband; the same way a woman should NEVER hit her husband. You people don't deserve to live on this planet.
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The earth is not a planet.
I should follow the excellent advice from Mrs Effect if I were you.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
01-31-2012, 10:04 AM
Absolutely Mitza.
The word planet comes from the Greek work for 'wanderer'. Since the Earth is fixed it cannot be a planet.
Psalm 93:1The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
02-06-2012, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Absolutely Mitza.
The word planet comes from the Greek work for 'wanderer'. Since the Earth is fixed it cannot be a planet.
Psalm 93:1The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved.
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Will these "scientists" ever stop trying to mock God?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
02-15-2012, 08:59 AM
Isn't the best way to hide bruises to stay in the kitchen?
I personally try to avoid the face when disciplining my wife. I think it's the compassionate true Christian thing to do. No need to anounce to the world when she has misbehaved.
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02-15-2012, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DrZoidberg
I personally try to avoid the face when disciplining my wife. I think it's the compassionate true Christian thing to do.
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You're not really a Muslim trying pass yourself off as a Christian, are you?
(check out :58 to see Moohammid's "advice")
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
02-15-2012, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You're not really a Muslim trying pass yourself off as a Christian, are you?
(check out :58 to see Moohammid's "advice")
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What a wus! It sounds more like a groping experiment than Godly discipline Mrs Etheldreda. I am glad that I grew up in a convict dump rather than in some mahommaden hell-hole where brainwashing is the only way they can get anyone to follow their insane belief system. Of course I am ashamed to be Australian but there were never any problems with discipline here.
There are now, that goes without saying, but Landover's Mission To Australia has brought many blessings. Blessings which the heathen progeny of wanton scum reject but blessings even so.
Hallelujah!
I'LL PUT A LINK to MRS WHITFORD'S INSPIRING THREAD HERE ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT STRICTLY RELEVANT [in case anyone wants to check it out]
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
02-17-2012, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Of course I am ashamed to be Australian but there were never any problems with discipline here.
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Ashamed to be Australian? not like the majority then are you?
Where do you wish you were from and why?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
02-20-2012, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Ashamed to be Australian? not like the majority then are you?
Where do you wish you were from and why?
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This thread is not about the pointless aspirations of Australians. But since you ask, I don't wish to be "from" anywhere. The point is: where are we going?
REVELATION 21
1 And I saw a new heauen, and a new earth: for the first heauen, and the first earth were passed away, and there was no more sea.
2 And I Iohn saw the holy City, new Hierusalem comming down from God out of heauen, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
3 And I heard a great voice out of heauen, saying, Behold, the Tabernacle of God is with men, and he wil dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himselfe shalbe with them, and be their God.
4 And God shall wipe away all teares from their eyes: and there shall bee no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there bee any more paine: for the former things are passed away.
5 And he that sate vpon the throne, said, Behold, I make all things new. And hee said vnto me, Write: for these words are true and faithfull.
6 And he said vnto mee, It is done: I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will giue vnto him that is athirst, of the fountaine of the water of life, freely.
7 He that ouercommeth, shall inherite all things, and I will bee his God, and he shall be my sonne.
8 But the fearefull, and vnbeleeuing, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all lyars, shall haue their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
9 And there came vnto me one of the seuen Angels, which had the seuen vials full of the seuen last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the Bride, the Lambes wife.
10 And he caried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountaine, and shewed me that great citie, the holy Hierusalem, descending out of heauen from God,
11 Hauing the glory of God: and her light was like vnto a stone most precious; euen like a iasper stone, cleare as christal,
12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelue gates, and at the gates twelue Angels, & names written thereon, which are the names of the twelue tribes of the children of Israel.
13 On the East three gates, on the North three gates, on the South three gates, and on the West three gates.
14 And the wall of the citie had twelue foundations, and in them the names of the twelue Apostles of the Lambe.
15 And hee that talked with mee, had a golden reede to measure the citie, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
16 And the city lieth foure square, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelue thousand furlongs: the length, and the breadth, and the height of it are equall.
17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred, and fourtie, and foure cubites, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the Angel.
18 And the building of the wall of it was of Iasper, and the city was pure gold, like vnto cleare glasse.
19 And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all maner of precious stones. The first foundation was Iasper, the second Saphir, the third a Chalcedony, the fourth an Emerald,
20 The fift Sardonix, the sixt Sardius, the seuenth Chrysolite, the eight Beryl, the ninth a Topas, the tenth a Chrysoprasus, the eleuenth a Iacinct, the twelfth an Amethyst.
21 And the twelue gates were twelue pearles, euery seuerall gate was of one pearle, and the streete of the city was pure golde, as it were transparent glasse.
22 And I saw no Temple therein: For the Lord God Almightie, and the Lambe, are the Temple of it.
23 And the citie had no need of the Sunne, neither of the Moone to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lambe is the light thereof.
24 And the nations of them which are saued, shall walke in the light of it: and the kings of the earth doe bring their glory and honour into it.
25 And the gates of it shall not bee shut at all by day: for there shall bee no night there.
26 And they shall bring the glorie and honour of the nations into it.
27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoeuer worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lambes booke of life.
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I'd draw your attention to verses 8, 24 & 27 which obviously rules out Australia (a glance at some history books will explain why, or take a moment to listen to the atheist Welsh fornicator we have for a Prime Minister) but there's probably no point.
Certainly no such city would ever be built in Australia where I understand that Chrysoprasus is not even on the list of approved building materials! That alone places the joint in direct opposition to God, to His perfect Law and to the Salvation He has promised to those few who believe in Him, subject to numerous conditions, with the alternative being EVERLASTING TORTURE IN HELL.
By choosing secularist atheism, abolishing capital punishment, promoting sexual perversions and evolution in schools Australia has chosen THE HELL OPTION and would even punish Godly men for disciplining their own property, as commanded by God.
No wonder the English selected the place as a convict dump.
It makes me want to vomit Read The Bible.Contact The Pastors to Get Saved.Stop working for Satan.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 03:45 PM
Why would you hide bruises? Fight back once in a while! The last time my father tried to lay a finger on me... well let's just say there's a reason I live alone.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by selfrescuingprincess
Why would you hide bruises? Fight back once in a while! The last time my father tried to lay a finger on me... well let's just say there's a reason I live alone.
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Your father will burn in Hell for neglecting to employ the rod of correction in his disciplinary measures. You will burn in Hell for defending yourself. It sounds like you are just one big Hellbound family. Isn't that nice?
Proverbs 23:13
Luke 6:29
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Your father will burn in Hell for neglecting to employ the rod of correction in his disciplinary measures. You will burn in Hell for defending yourself. It sounds like you are just one big Hellbound family. Isn't that nice?
Proverbs 23:13
Luke 6:29
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He was the one that taught me to defend myself! He had it coming! Although I could have probably hit a bit softer... Oh well. Nothing I can do now (especially after he died).
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03-21-2012, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by selfrescuingprincess
He was the one that taught me to defend myself! He had it coming! Although I could have probably hit a bit softer... Oh well. Nothing I can do now (especially after he died).
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Please post a link to the news report of his death.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 05:08 PM
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Please post a link to the news report of his death.
Yours in Christ,
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Who said anything about a news report~ Hunters such as myself are great at hiding... unfortunate accidents. He was just in the way, so I simply disposed of him. Nobody even noticed his absence.
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 05:14 PM
Nobody noticed? Surely someone must have! What firearm did you use? What round, how many grains, etc?
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Re: Hiding Bruises -
03-21-2012, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by selfrescuingprincess
Why would you hide bruises? Fight back once in a while! The last time my father tried to lay a finger on me... well let's just say there's a reason I live alone.
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Why on earth would I fight back? What do you take me for? Some Bible-denying feminazi? How dare you!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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