This is really embarassing

[Dwayne DeKalb]

My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and use the Paypal button at the bottom of this page to set things right with Jesus.

I'd hurry if I was you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: This is really embarassing

My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?

Calmly explain to your wife that, according to Deuteronomy 22:5 (The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God), she's turning little Dale into an abomination in the eyes of the LORD. It sounds to me like God probably killed your daughter as a form of pre-emptive punishment on your wife, you should probably explain that to her as well.

[eliot mayfield]

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I'm pretty sure that's a sin. You better get your wife back in the kitchen where work will take her mind off things and beat the Hell out of your kid, because he's on his way thanks to your wife!
Then clean that room out and make it into a pool room or something so you won't be reminded of your daughter. I'd give all her clothes to the Landover Charity drive if it's not too far away, or burn them all.
Deutronomy
22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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God's killing of your child was a sign that you need to get your life back on track and worship him. Through his perfect wisdom and infinite perfection he has decided that the only way to prove that he deserves your love is to murder your young child. I hope you will take this opportunity to visit the pay pal button on our website and help yourself achieve Eternal Salvation(TM) through the form on a love offering to HIS favorite church.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: This is really embarassing

My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?

I'd send your wife and son both to the LBC psychiatric facility for observation and reprogramming help in finding their way back to Jesus.

Your wife because she's clearly disturbed, and your son because he more than likely is very confused right now, because of the perversions his mother has introduced into his young and tender mind.

Meanwhile, check into your lawsuit against the railroad and see whether there is a settlement coming soon!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: This is really embarassing

My daughter died a few months ago. She got ran over by a train. Well my wife has been taking it pretty hard. I came in early the other day because the tractor broke its PTO.
Anyway Iwas shocked because my wife had had little Dale in my dead daughter's room and was dressing him up like my Daughter, Dolly!
What should I do?

Rent a copy of the 'psycho' series and show them to your wife, so that she can see what could happen when a boy is forced by a psychotic mother to dress as a girl.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Rent a copy of the 'psycho' series and show them to your wife, so that she can see what could happen when a boy is forced by a psychotic mother to dress as a girl.

Typical misguided advice from an empty-headed witch.

Why should you advise this poor man to watch an old movie made by that British sodomite Hitchcock, when he has the Word of God available? The Holy King James 1611 Bible is our guide for any problem that satan throws our way. Not some far-fetched movie with a totally made-up story line.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Typical misguided advice from an empty-headed witch.

Why should you advise this poor man to watch an old movie made by that British sodomite Hitchcock, when he has the Word of God available? The Holy King James 1611 Bible is our guide for any problem that satan throws our way. Not some far-fetched movie with a totally made-up story line.

Oh, the irony of that statement coming from a bible-basher.

[jalmquist (On Moderation)]

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Dont listen to them Dwanye, what you really need to do is just talk to your wife. See what is wrong with her, obviously there is the death of your daughter but you just have to explain to her that's in the past and there's no sense in turning her life into a living hell over something she had no control over; no im not talking in a religious sense here. People die, it's a natural occurence in life, try to explain to your wife that you still have a son to love and that he needs as much support as he can get.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, the irony of that statement coming from a bible-basher.

Filthmonger! I am not the one bashing God's Holy Word.

The only thing I bash is witches....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Filthmonger! I am not the one bashing God's Holy Word.

I'm not bashing, I'm merely pointing out flaws and nasty parts.

The only thing I bash is witches....

That can't be true! What about:
*Liberals
*Homosexuals
*Women's liberationists
*Children
*Womenfolk in general
*Your hired help
*Anyone who believes different than you
??

[Dwayne DeKalb]

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Well, I turned to the Bible and indeed that's where the answers lay. I took little Dale and locked him in the clset wearing nothing at all but a Bible and told him jesus was watching him and he better cry! I let him out after he had memorized deutronomy 22.

as for the wife I asked as calmly as possible why she thought sending little Dale to Hell was a good idea. Then I sent her to the kitchen and told her to work it out of her system.

I think I'll turn the empty room into a Nascar museum with a large plasma screen tv.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I'm glad that's settled then. Still it feels like some beatings are in order...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Dont listen to them Dwanye, what you really need to do is just talk to your wife. See what is wrong with her, obviously there is the death of your daughter but you just have to explain to her that's in the past and there's no sense in turning her life into a living hell over something she had no control over; no im not talking in a religious sense here. People die, it's a natural occurence in life, try to explain to your wife that you still have a son to love and that he needs as much support as he can get.

Then everyone can hug and go out for ice cream!

You sicken me, hippy. The only answer is Jesus, and Dwayne knows it. That's why he came here for help, not fluffybunnypillows.com.