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I am currently ten years fag free as of three weeks ago. I thought I would use this post to confess all of the ungodly homer-ish things I have done in the past. Best to do it as a number list I think and if there's any questions I would be happy to respond. I have to say I am happy to be free with the thanks of Brother Harold Porter. Bless him.
1. I used to frequent the women's magazine racks at the drugstores to read their articles.
2. I used to think nothing of showering with other men after a workout at the gym.
3. I used to let the doctor check my prostate once a month since I was 28 and told due to my genetics that I am at risk of prostate cancer. I never flinched when the doctor's finger would slip inside.
4. I used to enjoy sucking on Blow Pops and popsicles slowly. Sometimes I would think the object was a penis while I did it and laugh to myself.
5. I used to, out of curiosity, go into my mother's closet at a very young age and dress myself up in her clothes when she wasn't home to see what I would look like. Sometimes I would even go so far as to put a pillow under my shirt and joke that I am pregnant!
6. While showering, I would purposely let my fingers slip into my butthole while cleaning my rectum with soap.
7. I used to watch and laugh at shows that had Neil Patrick Harris as one of the stars. I knew he was a faggy but it never bothered me at the time. I'd even tell people around me that he is a real strapping lady's man who gets lots of female cunnilingus to cover this up.
8. I have clicked on a site where there is a picture of several old men performing cunnilingus on each other on top of a bed while some funny music was playing. I only realized now the links were disguised to help closet homers sneakily click the links by "accident". Similar to the ****** site. It wasn't about lemons at all I tell you! Lies!!!
9. Out of curiosity one time, I wanted to see what it was like to get a blowjob and so I went on Craigslist. After failing to receive a response from a women and tons of men, I chose a man and let it happen to me.
10. I would sometimes get drinks at the local gay bar. I was only lying to myself that the other bars were crowded.
11. I used to be an atheist.
12. Growing up as a catholic, I used to sleep over at the church with the other choir boys for the Catholic Retreats.
13. I enjoyed watching Regis and Kelly but disregard Kelly as an ignorant whore. I was more interested in what Regis had to say.
14. I used to purchase pink plates for barbques sometimes thinking nothing of it.
15. I used to practice speaking French.
16. I used to eat bananas at least once a day. I used to LOVE bananas.
17. I had a slight fascination with masturbating alone while wearing a ring which restricted blood flow.
18. I used to own VHS TAPES OF PLAYGIRL. Only do I now realize those tapes weren't bought by accident like I used to claim whenever aomeone found them in my house. They've since been burned in a bonfire.
19. I used to have vivid dreams of being anally intruded upon by nigras prisoners. I'd always wake up before they started though.
20. I used to deny all of my homer-ish activities.
I have decided now to confess my sins freely on this forum for all of you to know about my shameful past before I found that nice KJV bible at the Motel 6 I was staying at. My introduction post shows how the branded gay that I was before and after. If I can shed these, then you can too!
1. I used to frequent the women's magazine racks at the drugstores to read their articles.
2. I used to think nothing of showering with other men after a workout at the gym.
3. I used to let the doctor check my prostate once a month since I was 28 and told due to my genetics that I am at risk of prostate cancer. I never flinched when the doctor's finger would slip inside.
4. I used to enjoy sucking on Blow Pops and popsicles slowly. Sometimes I would think the object was a penis while I did it and laugh to myself.
5. I used to, out of curiosity, go into my mother's closet at a very young age and dress myself up in her clothes when she wasn't home to see what I would look like. Sometimes I would even go so far as to put a pillow under my shirt and joke that I am pregnant!
6. While showering, I would purposely let my fingers slip into my butthole while cleaning my rectum with soap.
7. I used to watch and laugh at shows that had Neil Patrick Harris as one of the stars. I knew he was a faggy but it never bothered me at the time. I'd even tell people around me that he is a real strapping lady's man who gets lots of female cunnilingus to cover this up.
8. I have clicked on a site where there is a picture of several old men performing cunnilingus on each other on top of a bed while some funny music was playing. I only realized now the links were disguised to help closet homers sneakily click the links by "accident". Similar to the ****** site. It wasn't about lemons at all I tell you! Lies!!!
9. Out of curiosity one time, I wanted to see what it was like to get a blowjob and so I went on Craigslist. After failing to receive a response from a women and tons of men, I chose a man and let it happen to me.
10. I would sometimes get drinks at the local gay bar. I was only lying to myself that the other bars were crowded.
11. I used to be an atheist.
12. Growing up as a catholic, I used to sleep over at the church with the other choir boys for the Catholic Retreats.
13. I enjoyed watching Regis and Kelly but disregard Kelly as an ignorant whore. I was more interested in what Regis had to say.
14. I used to purchase pink plates for barbques sometimes thinking nothing of it.
15. I used to practice speaking French.
16. I used to eat bananas at least once a day. I used to LOVE bananas.
17. I had a slight fascination with masturbating alone while wearing a ring which restricted blood flow.
18. I used to own VHS TAPES OF PLAYGIRL. Only do I now realize those tapes weren't bought by accident like I used to claim whenever aomeone found them in my house. They've since been burned in a bonfire.
19. I used to have vivid dreams of being anally intruded upon by nigras prisoners. I'd always wake up before they started though.
20. I used to deny all of my homer-ish activities.
I have decided now to confess my sins freely on this forum for all of you to know about my shameful past before I found that nice KJV bible at the Motel 6 I was staying at. My introduction post shows how the branded gay that I was before and after. If I can shed these, then you can too!
Thank Jesus He brought you here.
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