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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-28-2014, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Doesn't sound very tasty.
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Dear Eva, please don't mind that Hellbound atheist, he's just bitter because Jesus doesn't love him.
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Swedish meatball
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-28-2014, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Doesn't sound very tasty.
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...grillled Chicken , on the computer...
There - will that make your decent into hell easier?
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-28-2014, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear Eva, please don't mind that Hellbound atheist, he's just bitter because Jesus doesn't love him.
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Thank you Basilissa
I won't! I just feel sorry for the poor atheists, who will never see the light of our Lord!
And thank you for the help, on the profile picture
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-28-2014, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Eva_Christensen
...There - will that make your descent into hell easier?
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No, but thanks for the thought.
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-29-2014, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
No, but thanks for the thought.
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What's that again? It's really hard hearing you, over the blazing hellfire!?
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Unsaved trash
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Posts: 87
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: 500 miles south of Babylon, in a trailer.
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-30-2014, 04:04 PM
I was experimenting with various beard/moustache combinations to see how I might appear. I still havent decided.
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Posts: 15
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: In my home, reading the King James Bible
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-20-2014, 09:25 PM
I chose Loki from Avengers as my profile picture because I really like Loki and the actor who plays him looks similar to me when he is in Avengers. If I must change this, I will.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-20-2014, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Evoloki
I chose Loki from Avengers as my profile picture because I really like Loki and the actor who plays him looks similar to me when he is in Avengers. If I must change this, I will.
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Why would you want to identify with a make-believe character from some Godless Scandinavian land of the morally lost? You know they are all superstitious pagans and whores who don't believe in brushing their teeth, don't you? And while you're at it, your signature should be Scriptural. You might find some inspiration HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: In my home, reading the King James Bible
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-20-2014, 10:02 PM
All right, then... What would a good profile picture be?
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-20-2014, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Evoloki
All right, then... What would a good profile picture be?
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Why not upload a picture of yourself?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, suspected demon
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Posts: 15
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Location: In my home, reading the King James Bible
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-20-2014, 10:09 PM
I don't think that's a good idea...
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-21-2014, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Why not upload a picture of yourself?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evoloki
I don't think that's a good idea...
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It doesn't have to be your face.
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-21-2014, 01:48 AM
I am proud to say that my profile picture is genuinely of me, a redeemed daughter of the King who is blessed to be white and womanly.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
10-21-2014, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Evoloki
I don't think that's a good idea...
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Are you really that ugly?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
11-09-2014, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
We believe that our comminity works better when everybody uses real pictures of themselves as their avatars.
However, due to the sudden onset of tyranny in the United States, we understand if some don't feel confortable posting pictures that will make FEMA's job easier when they try to round us up and put us in their FEMA death-camps. (Yes there are FEMA death camps. No, you can't find them on google-earth, because of google's liberal bias)
Thus we will tolerate a few avatars that are not literally photos of True Christians, but we do ask that you choose pictures of people that at least look like you, or can in some way represent you.
It is very disturbing to go to other forums, where people regularly converse with cartoon characters, kittens, sunsets, symbols, and video game icons. It is likely to bring about LSD flashbacks for those of us who survived the 1960s, when hippies regularily put LSD into water supplies.
No, my friends, the only things True Christians talk to are Humans, talking snakes, burning bushes, and fig trees that deserve cursing.
If you don't use your actual photo for your avatar, please say so here, and explain who your avatar is and why you chose them to represent you.
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I use a photo someone else took of me. I hope that counts...
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
11-09-2014, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by # Smile Dog #
I use a photo someone else took of me. I hope that counts...
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Yeah, that's...awesome?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
11-13-2014, 05:59 AM
I've decided to follow this policy and upload an actual photo of me. My avatar is no longer a random cartoon.
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-29-2015, 06:27 AM
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True Christian™
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
03-29-2015, 06:30 AM
Unsaved Trash are called 'Unsaved Trash' for a very good reason.
Homersexural, slant, uneducated, atheist, underage.
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Location: Hooterville, MI and surrounded by heretics & apostates (liberal Christian/Dutch Reformers)
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Re: Our policy on avatars -
06-02-2015, 05:05 PM
For my personal avatar, I chose the more contemporary image of the Buddy Christ, only because one of my favorite brainworms is the hymn, "Tell it to Jesus". The precious words describes my daily walk with my Lord because I'm walking and talking with him constantly, or when I just feel like skipping down "the path of righteousness, for His namessake" (Psalm 23:3), and sharing my deepest darkest secrets with my best buddy forever (BBF) ... it goes:
Are you weary, are you heavy hearted?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Are you grieving over joys departed?
Tell it to Jesus alone.
Refrain
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus,
He is a friend that’s well known.
You’ve no other such a friend or brother,
Tell it to Jesus alone.
Do the tears flow down your cheeks unbidden?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Have you sins that to men’s eyes are hidden?
Tell it to Jesus alone.
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Do you fear the gathering clouds of sorrow?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
Are you anxious what shall be tomorrow?
Tell it to Jesus alone.
Refrain
Are you troubled at the thought of dying?
Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus.
For Christ’s coming kingdom are you sighing?
Tell it to Jesus alone.
Refrain
Catchy, huh?
I like whistling it, too ... after all, it all about making that "joyful noise" (Psalm 100:1a)!
"Tell it to Jesus, tell it to Jesus, he is a FRIEND that's well known! You've no other, such a FRIEND, or brother! Tell it to Jesus alone."
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