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Default I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:31 PM

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:36 PM

Division by zero is an operation for which you cannot find an answer, so it is disallowed. You can understand why if you think about how division and multiplication are related.

12 divided by 6 is 2 because
6 times 2 is 12

12 divided by 0 is x would mean that
0 times x = 12

But no value would work for x because 0 times any number is 0. So division by zero doesn't work.



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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:38 PM

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:39 PM

1/0 is said to be undefined because division is defined in terms of multiplication. a/b = x is defined to mean that b*x = a. There is no x such that 0*x = 1, since 0*x = 0 for all x. Thus 1/0 does not exist, or is not defined, or is undefined.

You wish to introduce a new element (or maybe two elements), infinity, which you wish to append to the real number system. That is not prohibited. After all, that is how we got from natural numbers to integers (appending negative integers and zero), and from integers to rationals (appending ratios of integers), and from rationals to reals (appending limits of convergent sequences), and from reals to complexes (appending the square root of -1). What you end up with is not the real number system, however. Furthermore, if you wish to define the four operations + - * and / for this new system, you probably want them to be the same on real numbers, and just add on the definitions of things like infinity + r and r/infinity, for any real number r.

Some of these work fine. It makes sense to define:

infinity + r = r + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + r = r + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity - r = infinity
(-infinity) - r = -infinity
r - infinity = -infinity
r - (-infinity) = infinity
infinity - (-infinity) = infinity
(-infinity) - infinity = -infinity
infinity * r = r * infinity = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = -infinity for r > 0
infinity * r = r * infinity = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = infinity for r < 0
infinity * infinity = (-infinity) * (-infinity) = infinity
infinity * (-infinity) = (-infinity) * infinity = -infinity
infinity / r = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) / r = -infinity for r > 0
infinity / r = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) / r = infinity for r < 0
r / infinity = 0
r / (-infinity) = 0


Where we get into trouble is with defining the following:

infinity + (-infinity)
(-infinity) + infinity
infinity - infinity
(-infinity) - (-infinity)
0 * infinity
infinity * 0
0 * (-infinity)
(-infinity) * 0
infinity / infinity
infinity / (-infinity)
(-infinity) / infinity
(-infinity) / (-infinity)
infinity / 0 = infinity
(-infinity) / 0 = -infinity


These expressions are called "indeterminate forms." These can all have a large range of different values, depending on exactly where the "infinity" parts came from.

As a result, the system you construct is not closed under addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division.



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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:52 PM

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1/0 is said to be undefined because division is defined in terms of multiplication. a/b = x is defined to mean that b*x = a. There is no x such that 0*x = 1, since 0*x = 0 for all x. Thus 1/0 does not exist, or is not defined, or is undefined.

You wish to introduce a new element (or maybe two elements), infinity, which you wish to append to the real number system. That is not prohibited. After all, that is how we got from natural numbers to integers (appending negative integers and zero), and from integers to rationals (appending ratios of integers), and from rationals to reals (appending limits of convergent sequences), and from reals to complexes (appending the square root of -1). What you end up with is not the real number system, however. Furthermore, if you wish to define the four operations + - * and / for this new system, you probably want them to be the same on real numbers, and just add on the definitions of things like infinity + r and r/infinity, for any real number r.

Some of these work fine. It makes sense to define:

infinity + r = r + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + r = r + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity - r = infinity
(-infinity) - r = -infinity
r - infinity = -infinity
r - (-infinity) = infinity
infinity - (-infinity) = infinity
(-infinity) - infinity = -infinity
infinity * r = r * infinity = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = -infinity for r > 0
infinity * r = r * infinity = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = infinity for r < 0
infinity * infinity = (-infinity) * (-infinity) = infinity
infinity * (-infinity) = (-infinity) * infinity = -infinity
infinity / r = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) / r = -infinity for r > 0
infinity / r = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) / r = infinity for r < 0
r / infinity = 0
r / (-infinity) = 0


Where we get into trouble is with defining the following:

infinity + (-infinity)
(-infinity) + infinity
infinity - infinity
(-infinity) - (-infinity)
0 * infinity
infinity * 0
0 * (-infinity)
(-infinity) * 0
infinity / infinity
infinity / (-infinity)
(-infinity) / infinity
(-infinity) / (-infinity)
infinity / 0 = infinity
(-infinity) / 0 = -infinity


These expressions are called "indeterminate forms." These can all have a large range of different values, depending on exactly where the "infinity" parts came from.

As a result, the system you construct is not closed under addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division.
There is also infinity raised to the power of infinity Sister, which gives us a different order of infinity, I believe.


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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 09:55 PM

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There is also infinity raised to the power of infinity Sister, which gives us a different order of infinity, I believe.
You are correct Pastor.
I shall leave the dividing of Zero to God© as only HE has the real power of infinity.



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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 10:34 PM

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That only works with numbers, not forums. Even if it could work with forums JESUS protects this site from hackers.

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1/0 is said to be undefined because division is defined in terms of multiplication. a/b = x is defined to mean that b*x = a. There is no x such that 0*x = 1, since 0*x = 0 for all x. Thus 1/0 does not exist, or is not defined, or is undefined.

You wish to introduce a new element (or maybe two elements), infinity, which you wish to append to the real number system. That is not prohibited. After all, that is how we got from natural numbers to integers (appending negative integers and zero), and from integers to rationals (appending ratios of integers), and from rationals to reals (appending limits of convergent sequences), and from reals to complexes (appending the square root of -1). What you end up with is not the real number system, however. Furthermore, if you wish to define the four operations + - * and / for this new system, you probably want them to be the same on real numbers, and just add on the definitions of things like infinity + r and r/infinity, for any real number r.

Some of these work fine. It makes sense to define:

infinity + r = r + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + r = r + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity + infinity = infinity
(-infinity) + (-infinity) = -infinity
infinity - r = infinity
(-infinity) - r = -infinity
r - infinity = -infinity
r - (-infinity) = infinity
infinity - (-infinity) = infinity
(-infinity) - infinity = -infinity
infinity * r = r * infinity = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = -infinity for r > 0
infinity * r = r * infinity = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) * r = r * (-infinity) = infinity for r < 0
infinity * infinity = (-infinity) * (-infinity) = infinity
infinity * (-infinity) = (-infinity) * infinity = -infinity
infinity / r = infinity for r > 0
(-infinity) / r = -infinity for r > 0
infinity / r = -infinity for r < 0
(-infinity) / r = infinity for r < 0
r / infinity = 0
r / (-infinity) = 0


Where we get into trouble is with defining the following:

infinity + (-infinity)
(-infinity) + infinity
infinity - infinity
(-infinity) - (-infinity)
0 * infinity
infinity * 0
0 * (-infinity)
(-infinity) * 0
infinity / infinity
infinity / (-infinity)
(-infinity) / infinity
(-infinity) / (-infinity)
infinity / 0 = infinity
(-infinity) / 0 = -infinity


These expressions are called "indeterminate forms." These can all have a large range of different values, depending on exactly where the "infinity" parts came from.

As a result, the system you construct is not closed under addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division.
Are you trying to give me a headache, Sister? Math and I are not friend in the least.

What's a lady lime you doing worrying about this advanced math? This kind of math won't help you in the kitchen cooking and baking.


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That only works with numbers, not forums. Even if it could work with forums JESUS protects this site from hackers.
Are you trying to give me a headache, Sister? Math and I are not friend in the least.
What's a lady lime you doing worrying about this advanced math? This kind of math won't help you in the kitchen cooking and baking.

A girl needs a hobby JIL.
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I shall Pray that your headache gets better, but if you refer to me as a lime again I shall ask my Security team Jesus to kill you. make your headache worse!!

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-15-2007, 11:42 PM

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Are you trying to give me a headache, Sister? Math and I are not friend in the least.

What's a lady lime you doing worrying about this advanced math? This kind of math won't help you in the kitchen cooking and baking.
Apparently spelling and grammar and you are not friend either, too.

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 01:28 AM

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A girl needs a hobby JIL.
Jesus blessed me by killing my husband but then compensating me with a vast fortune which I share with my Church through Triple Platinum Tithing and making vast Loving Donations to Jesus as a "Thank You Lord".

The cooking and baking is consequently done by my Housekeepers so as I can do my duties as Moderator on god's favourite Forum.

I shall Pray that your headache gets better, but if you refer to me as a lime again I shall ask my Security team Jesus to kill you. make your headache worse!!
I meant "like". I apologize, Sister.

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Apparently spelling and grammar and you are not friend either, too.
The headache did it. I meant "are not friends" and "like".

Normally my grammar and spelling are very, very good.


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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 02:13 AM

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but so long as she Tithes appropriately to Jesus and sends her excellent baked goods around to all us Pastors each week,
I'm especially fond of the rolls and hot sticky buns. But, I know how some of the other pastors are fond of the cream filled long johns.

And, I'm (of course) reminded of a bible verse.

Numbers 15:20 Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough for an heave offering: as ye do the heave offering of the threshingfloor, so shall ye heave it.

See how glorious it is to serve the Lord by providing his Pastors with baked goods?

Praise Jesus!

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 03:04 AM

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There is also infinity raised to the power of infinity Sister, which gives us a different order of infinity, I believe.
you just copy posta'd that your actually stupid

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 03:27 AM

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you just copy posta'd that your actually stupid

Can't even spell it right when you post an image with the text in it.

Sad.

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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 03:51 AM

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I'LL FREAKING DO IT
LMAO! Dude... thanks. I needed a giggle. *Skulks back to her corner*


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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 10:10 AM

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What's a lady lime you doing worrying about this advanced math? This kind of math won't help you in the kitchen cooking and baking.

I pondered this question, along with your corrections on the next page.

Godly women do need to follow recipies, but those recipies are usually for a lower number of people than is needed. So the advanced mathematics comes into play. If a recipe says it serves 5 people, what is a poor Christian lady to do if she needs to bake for 100 people, and there is no TRUE CHRISTIAN man around to help with those calculations?

Sister Talitha has shown herself to be a good Christian woman. I have read many of her posts, and believe the pastors here have it well in hand.


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Default Re: I will devide this forum by zero. - 01-16-2007, 09:26 PM

I love mathematics.


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