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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Twink's Public Profile -
01-07-2007, 03:29 PM
Oh pooh...pooh...loves! I made a request to be able to post a public profile here at the "godly" Landover Baptist....andddd....to NO avail. SOooo I'm making one below. Oh don't get...hmmm...upset PASTOR loves. I just want everyone to KNOW me a bit better.
Avatar: http://scarabee.com/PAGES/ROCKY/frank1.jpg
Name: TwinkBoy
Location: Transsexual, Transylvania
Age: HA! I'm not telling.
Sex: YESssssssssssssss
Marriage Status: AVAILABLE
Email: Call me girlfriend
Signature: "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania." AND, "Don't dream it...BE IT!"
Hobbies: "experimenting" (if you know what I mean); Creating new "monsters" (in just 7 days I CAN make YOU a MANnnn!!); Lingerie, Corsets, Heels, Fish net stockings, Inspecting "fruit and vegetables." AND....MEATLOAF anyone? LMAO........
Dislikes: Nagging old betties, people who just say NO! Oh, also, I DISLIKE any and all long-term relationships as ONE NIGHT STANDS are just fine with me.
Likes: "Apples, oranges, peaches, pears, andddd...AVOCADOS" (if you catch my drift love)
Favorite Foods: hot dogs, sausages, salami....:O
Favorite Song: The Time Warp
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Apostle of the North
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-07-2007, 04:15 PM
I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-07-2007, 04:26 PM
Simply great!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-07-2007, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
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WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! God hates fags. I'm sure you meant that you banned the homer forever.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 12:30 AM
OH! Prune darling!! GREAT apostle of the North! I think I LOVE you .......FINALLY and a "girl" could ask for no better present on this fine SUNDAY evening!....Hmmm...a member hey? OH..ho...ah....well....I'll leave that one alone for now love....hehe...
OHhh...BIG Al...I mean PASTOR Al...don't be such a pooh pooh love....afterall...I promise not to put up anything...hmmm...shall we just say "inappropriate.".....(snicker, snicker) Just think love, by your admitting me as a member you are proving the LOVE of JESUSssss to all who come across your RIGHTeous forum here at LBC.
Anyway.....gosh...now this "girl" is totally at a loss for words....I thank you Prune love for this honor. NOW...love...let's me and you talk...ahhh...member...shall we? LMAO
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Night Hag
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 03:10 AM
Yay Twink,I love your favourite song.
And good luck with Pastor Al's...um...member.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
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Sweet JeSuS!! You must be joking Brother Prune. Do any of you TRUE CHRISTIAN folks have any idea what you're in for? That perv Twink will turn this forum into one big Sodomite Bath party!!
Lord JeSuS I pray for your help. Smite the homer, Lord. Smite him good! Give him AIDS, sweet JeSUS, your HOLY punishment for all HOMERSEXUALS. Rot his member Lord JeSUS. Permanently plug his exit shoot, Lord, so that Twinkie Boy might see the ERROR of his ways and TURN to YOU, Lord Almighty. In the blessed, SWEET name of JesUS I pray. Amen!
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Love
Sweet JeSuS!! You must be joking Brother Prune. Do any of you TRUE CHRISTIAN folks have any idea what you're in for? That perv Twink will turn this forum into one big Sodomite Bath party!!
Lord JeSuS I pray for your help. Smite the homer, Lord. Smite him good! Give him AIDS, sweet JeSUS, your HOLY punishment for all HOMERSEXUALS. Rot his member Lord JeSUS. Permanently plug his exit shoot, Lord, so that Twinkie Boy might see the ERROR of his ways and TURN to YOU, Lord Almighty. In the blessed, SWEET name of JesUS I pray. Amen!
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oh come on.
Twinks awesome, and you know it.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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01-08-2007, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
oh come on.
Twinks awesome, and you know it.
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Twink is a hellbound wad of perversion, hated by Jesus. Nothing more. He has only one hope of Salvation©, and he is blowing even that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 10:20 PM
Oh, good, the hellbound trash have formed a mutual-admiration society. Maybe they can carpool to the lake of fire. Still, if Jesus guided Pastor PD to elevate the status of the vile sodomite to "member" in order to give visitors to this forum an example of how not to behave, who am I to question our Savior?
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
Anyway.....gosh...now this "girl" is totally at a loss for words....I thank you Prune love for this honor. NOW...love...let's me and you talk...ahhh...member...shall we? LMAO
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Careful there sinner. This is your one chance to earn Christ good favor and not end up in the Lake of Fire. It will take more that flaunting your firm bottom to make Jesus happy friend. He is firm and hard when it comes to sin so don't blow it as Pastor Zeke has warned.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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01-09-2007, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
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Eh? How dare you suggest Twink will look into Jesus' kind blue eyes with lust and seek to orally sodomize Our Risen Savior! You are just disgusting you shameless harlot!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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01-09-2007, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Eh? How dare you suggest Twink will look into Jesus' kind blue eyes with lust and seek to orally sodomize Our Risen Savior! You are just disgusting you shameless harlot!
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I never said that did I? And it isn't my fault if you assume it.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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01-09-2007, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
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! I can't believe you just said that! You're horrible!.......... *snorts* ..... *chuckles a bit*..... *bursts into laughter*... Absolutely horrible!
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-09-2007, 01:10 AM
Aww, you jealous that you didn't get to say it first?
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-09-2007, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Aww, you jealous that you didn't get to say it first?
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Well I'm deeply peeved you got there first!
Be nice BJ,Twink's a sweetie.
And if your'e really really nice to him,he might let you try on the corset...it'd look very fetching with your handcuffs.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-09-2007, 03:28 AM
Hello loves!!
MSTT..a "mutual admiration society"? Well..sigh..I suppose we "sinners" MUST stick together .....BTW love...just where the HELL is JESUSLAND anyway??? (I don't get it....)
BJ...thanks love for pointing out my firm "bottom"... lol...hmmm...Jesus...FIRM...and...HARD.....oh BJ love....I ALWAYS BLOW IT, LOVE...LMAO.....Thank you Rachael, love for pointing out that I DON"T have a problem in that...that...snicker...AREA.....lol
Ahhh...BJ love...ok perhaps I'll let you wear one of my corsets...and I'm sure I can find some handcuffs for you to wear also...as Lilith suggests, love. Hmmm I know I have some whips and chains laying around also...Magenta!....MAGENTA !....where are my whips and chains? Have you and Lil Nell been "playing" again????
Excuse me LBC loves...I'll be right back
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-09-2007, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
BJ...thanks love for pointing out my firm "bottom"... lol...hmmm...Jesus...FIRM...and...HARD.....oh BJ love....I ALWAYS BLOW IT, LOVE...LMAO.....Thank you Rachael, love for pointing out that I DON"T have a problem in that...that...snicker...AREA.....lol
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You know, Twink, something makes me think that our friend BJ might not have the biggest problem with it either. I wonder whatever would make me think such a thing?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Twink's Public Profile -
01-09-2007, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
You know, Twink, something makes me think that our friend BJ might not have the biggest problem with it either. I wonder whatever would make me think such a thing?
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Ummm . . . being a demon-servicing, depraved harlot?
Just a guess.
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