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Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 01:05 AM
Are all non-baptists destined for hell?
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 01:38 AM
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Are all non-baptists destined for hell?
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No, of course not. There are plenty of false Christians who pose as Baptists. Only True Christians will be able to avoid eternal damnation, which means Landover Baptist Church.
Take a look HERE to see what We (God) Believes. I'm sure it will help you mentally prepare for the lake of fire you are destined to wade in, right after Jesus kills you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 02:34 AM
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Are all non-baptists destined for hell?
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Many "baptists" are also doomed to Hell.
Only True Christians™ will go to Heaven. All others will go to Hell, even the ones who call themselves "baptist".
The only True Christians™ are the members of Landover Baptist Church.
If you do not truly repent of you demoncrat ways, beg forgiveness from JESUS, and tithe to HIS favorite church (Landover Baptist) you will burn in Hell for eternity.
Contact a pastor immediately to set up a tihing schedule, you have a lot of tithing to do to even begin to make up for your heinous sins.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord
Many "baptists" are also doomed to Hell.
Only True Christians™ will go to Heaven. All others will go to Hell, even the ones who call themselves "baptist".
The only True Christians™ are the members of Landover Baptist Church.
If you do not truly repent of you demoncrat ways, beg forgiveness from JESUS, and tithe to HIS favorite church (Landover Baptist) you will burn in Hell for eternity.
Contact a pastor immediately to set up a tihing schedule, you have a lot of tithing to do to even begin to make up for your heinous sins.
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Plus he's a filthy homer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 02:43 AM
What about non-landover members who equally hate homers, liberals, and other unsaved trash?
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 02:49 AM
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Plus he's a filthy homer.
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That will make it even harder for him to be forgiven. JESUS HATES people who stick their tallywhackers in another man's exit ramp.
Demoncrat, you have a lot of work ahead of you to even begin being forgiven. You better get right on it and contact a pastor NOW before JESUS decides to kill you.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 06:33 AM
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What about non-landover members who equally hate homers, liberals, and other unsaved trash?
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Listen nancyboy, we do not tolerate bigotry here on God's chosen forum. Unsaved scum such as yourself ARE filled with hatred. We only have to look around at the venom and bile spewed at Jesus in this forum to see how hateful you sinners are. And you being a fool and a pervert makes it worse.
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-01-2007, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord
That will make it even harder for him to be forgiven. JESUS HATES people who stick their tallywhackers in another man's exit ramp.
Demoncrat, you have a lot of work ahead of you to even begin being forgiven. You better get right on it and contact a pastor NOW before JESUS decides to kill you.
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With your credit card number ready, demoncrat. I hope you have a high limit--you're going to need it if everything these Godly men say here are true.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-02-2007, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I hope you have a high limit--you're going to need it if everything these Godly men say here are true.
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We are Christians. We do not practise dishonesty. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would even suggest such a thing.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-02-2007, 04:17 AM
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We are Christians. We do not practise dishonesty. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would even suggest such a thing.
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She must be a harlot.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-02-2007, 05:55 PM
Typical female misstep. It's just that sort of weakmindedness I had in mind when I initiated the "Women's Ways" thread.
They're all like Gracie Allen or Edith Bunker at best: Lovable, forgivable dingbats.
So good because they make us look even better.
we now return Arethusa to her regularly scheduled programme of Ovid
gravid.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 08:41 AM
So in order for me to make it to heaven, I have to be a member of the Land over Baptist church?
Then in order for my sins to be forgiven, I must donate money to the Land over church?
LOLZROFL
You have got to be kidding me
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by OPCjustin
So in order for me to make it to heaven, I have to be a member of the Land over Baptist church?
Then in order for my sins to be forgiven, I must donate money to the Land over church?
LOLZROFL
You have got to be kidding me
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And you chose to make your very first post on God's favorite forum a smartalecky one. Nice decision there son. Good way to get on Jesus' good side. Not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by OPCjustin
So in order for me to make it to heaven, I have to be a member of the Land over Baptist church?
Then in order for my sins to be forgiven, I must donate money to the Land over church?
LOLZROFL
You have got to be kidding me
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Why would we kid you about your immortal soul? Actually you have it backward. You must tithe sufficiently to prove you deserve to be a church member and there is a long investigative process.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:20 AM
I have been raised pentecostal my entire life. Religion is free. No one should have to pay to go to church. Its a ridiculous scam for your church to get money. I read all about it. Fines for not showing up. What a joke. I tithe every week so don't even get me started.
Don't even try and tell me I am not a good Christian because I haven't drank the coolaid your church is giving out.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:43 AM
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I have been raised pentecostal my entire life. Religion is free. No one should have to pay to go to church. Its a ridiculous scam for your church to get money. I read all about it. Fines for not showing up. What a joke. I tithe every week so don't even get me started.
Don't even try and tell me I am not a good Christian because I haven't drank the coolaid your church is giving out.
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Oh, a pennycostal, eh! You all have one foot in HELL already. Pennycostalism isn't even a religion, it's a jibber-jabbering cult. Get thee hence, sinner!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:53 AM
Remember this. We Baptists are so chosen that the Savior himself, Jesus Christ went to a Baptist to get baptised!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:55 AM
I guess it doesn't matter anyways. You will burn in hell one day for your sins.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:57 AM
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Remember this. We Baptists are so chosen that the Savior himself, Jesus Christ went to a Baptist to get baptised!
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Yes, but you don't have to be a baptists to be baptized.
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Re: Non-Baptists -
01-08-2007, 09:58 AM
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I guess it doesn't matter anyways. You will burn in hell one day for your sins.
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Yes, people who sin burn in Hell. You got that part right. However I have accepted the Lord Jesus Christ into my heart and I haven't sinned since. So I won't be burning in Hell.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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