[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by nuclear12347

"When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you may nations...then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them and show them no mercy." Deuteronomy 7:1-2
"...do not leave alive anything that breaths. Completely destroy them...as the Lord your God has commanded you..." Deuteronomy 20:16

So your argument is with God then. You think that you know more than God Almighty, who created Heaven and earth?

If God commands us to wipe out a nation, then He has His reasons why. But He also shows His mercy. For example....

Under God's direction, Moses' army defeated the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54

Praise God! He spared the virgins so that Moses' army might have some servants and wives. Even a hater like you can't take exception to THAT! Glory!!

God has already promised to kill most people. Very few will make it to Heaven.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)

I hope you will read the Bible and reconsider your anger at God.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by nuclear12347

Actually you are taking what I said way out of context here. I never said that having sex with a horse was moral. Reread my post to figure it out since it seems it flew right over your head at Mach 1.

You pretty much say that perverted lustful crimes against nature aren't immoral, just something kinky someone enjoys, so how is it taking what you say out of contexts? There is no difference between one man sticking his tallywhacker up another man's behind and a man killing a deer for carnal relationships with the carcass. Both are disgusting and unnatural, and both are highly immoral. Nobody makes one man choose to smear Vaseline™ over another man's backside, just as nobody makes another man choose to shoot a deer for anything other than some tasty venison and a swell trophy for his den.

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by nuclear12347

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

What are you, a self-hating heterosexual or something? Why can't you just enjoy and celebrate the fact that you're normal, rather than pretending that you're no better than a filthy queer? Are you one of those treacherous men who think that women should have rights or something?

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Nobody makes one man choose to smear Vaseline™ over another man's backside, just as nobody makes another man choose to shoot a deer for anything other than some tasty venison and a swell trophy for his den.

Or the pure pleasure of killing, that's acceptable as well. That's just part of God's Natural Order, so it's not weird unless he then mounts it. Well, mounting it on his wall is alright, but you know what I mean.

[Juliette]

Originally Posted by nuclear12347

I love how you imply things that you don't even know. You say "everybody" when in fact your are a small minority of people and your opinion is objected to every day by people of equal or higher standards than you. How is the bible genocidal you ask? How about you go look up the word genocide, read its definition, and come back when you have a decent understand of why I say that. I can provide innumerable scriptures that promote genocide in so many ways.
http://www.awitness.org/contrabib/history/genress.html
That is just the tip of the iceberg.

I read a lot about violence and wars in that link lady. But nothing about genocide. Are you aware of what that word exactly means?

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I am happy to inform you that our "unidentified" mother has made such progress with her son that the boy has become his preschool's deacon of heterosexuality. Below, he can be seen on the lookout for homer type behavior, ready to strike when the Lord commands him.

[iLOVEgeorgebush]

i love how just when this church insults homosexuals that all of a sudden makes them right. which it doesnt of course. The first sentence was just clever sarcasm.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by iLOVEgeorgebush

i love how just when this church insults homosexuals that all of a sudden makes them right. which it doesnt of course.

Of course not. No-one ever claimed that queers were right.

The first sentence was just clever sarcasm.

If that's clever sarcasm, I'd certainly hate to see what idiotic sarcasm looks like.

[Don the Baptist]

If all of the aforementioned methods fail, I would apply Deuteronomy 21:18-21:



If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

You see - stoning is in fact recommeded, my question would be why the child's father was not involved in this discipline. Beating the children is typically a man's responsibility in the glorious KJV, is it not? Evidently stoning was left to the menfolk.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Shout GLORY!

[Pablo Escobar]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I wouldn't suppose the child has actually chosen, but he does seem to have an interest in Eurohomer Football (soccer) and he seems to ignore American Football (the real thing).

Yeah, men in tight pants squatting and calling for bigger tackles and softer hands! Something very manly about that!

[Miimii]

Why would he/she even consider to spank his/her child?!
It's all about how you raise them.
Teach a child that homosexuality is wrong, and that the child will be sent to Hell.

They will never even look at a man again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Miimii

Why would he/she even consider to spank his/her child?!

Because God commands it in the Bible.

Why would he/she even consider going against the Holy Word of God?

[SantosLHalper]

This thread is bloody sickening. How in the hell are you to tell if your toddler is a homosexual and what does it matter if they do turn out to be homosexual?

Would you honestly disown your child? Sounds pretty bloody pathetic to me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by SantosLHalper

How in the hell are you to tell if your toddler is a homosexual

Would it kill you to do a little research before asking stupid questions?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669

and what does it matter if they do turn out to be homosexual?

Personally I'd prefer my children not burn in Hell. Of course I can't speak for a sick and twisted liberal freak like you.

[Barzona]

Originally Posted by Brother Guy Bayard

I can't urge you enough to be very very careful here. Doing the wrong thing here could give that child psychological problems for life.
I suggest you let the child show its parents which way it wants to go.
Place the child on the floor, out of reach of distractions and lay 2 articles in front of it, these being 1. a blue plastic toy such as a hammer, or 2. a pink plastic pony or girls toy of some sort .
If the boy child wants to play with the pink toy , it's gay, and spanking should be applied immediately and forcefully until it recognises that pink = pain. Repeat this instruction as often as necessary until the very sight of the colour pink is enough to induce hysteria in the child.
If the child should be a girl, and it reaches for the blue plastic toy, spanking again needs to be applied vigorously until the same result is achieved as for the man child .
Each time the child attempts to pick up the correct sex oriented plaything, of course positive reinforcement should be applied, such as pats or food - just like training a dog or other circus animal.
Teaching the child to remember and repeat bible passages is also ideal at this age.
My parents assure me that this was exactly how i was reared and I have no qualms whatsoever about thrashing errant children, whosever they may be in order to keep them on Gods chosen path.
I hope this helps.
Brother Guy.

You...

What a great idea.

[Witch Hammer]

Spanking perverted children will only arouse them and encourage their sodomasochistic lifestyle choice, no matter the Godly intent of the parent. I would suggest at least two minutes of severe shaking followed by up to three minutes of repeated body slamming on a hard, unyielding surface, like concrete, as an alternative. However, if you must spank, use an ax handle or aluminum baseball bat for best results. You gotta break a few boneseggs to make an omelette.

[Oliver_Cromwell]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Spanking perverted children will only arouse them and encourage their sodomasochistic lifestyle choice, no matter the Godly intent of the parent. I would suggest at least two minutes of severe shaking followed by up to three minutes of repeated body slamming on a hard, unyielding surface, like concrete, as an alternative. However, if you must spank, use an ax handle or aluminum baseball bat for best results. You gotta break a few boneseggs to make an omelette.

That sounds ideal for this kind of situation brother Witch Hammer! In fact when I read your reply I found inspiration in it and want to suggest also maybe introducing the little sodomite in the making to some manly power tools and maybe an axe and let him play with those, maybe even get him a mini chain saw. Good Godly work outside will help drive the demons out of him.

[eggcake]

A flamethrower burn or a tear gas canister to the face?
Should teach them a lesson

[James Hutchins]

Small children cry all the time.
You can never tell if they are happy or upset. Being I run a tight Christian family, my children have to be happy. Spanking, no matter how much or how often, never changes their demeanor. I've had blisters on my hands, certainly God did not want me to suffer for the failings of an unSaved© replaceable child. So I often resort to the Rod of Jesus™ followed by timely passages from the KJV.
For those occasions where the Rod is not handy or the space is confined, I find shaking the demons out of the child works four or five minutes of vigorous shaking (like getting salt out) until the raucous noises stop, though it has been known to make me perspire. One way or another, children make me suffer.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Brother James sure nailed it! The daddy parent has to start early or the boy will sprout up into a big, tall strong chicken. If he gets too big, trying to eliminate the faggetuity from him becomes a super duper pain in the heiney. He'll be squeelin' and wrigglin' and wormin' his way out of just about any hold you can put onto him, so you really need to work him over with the vigor of Jesus while his little body is still tiny and pliable. Oh, yes, the Lord knows how to overcome His children with a warm shot of the Holy Spirit! PRAISE GOD!