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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:40 PM

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At any rate, I'd rather aspire to be a dog than I'd aspire to this:

(Typical Americans ?)

Ah, so it's okay for you to make judgements but not for us. At least we are judging you according to the Bible (God's Word) as opposed to on physical attributes. Anyway, why do you think those pictures are on the internet, because they're used for shock value. But yep, you keep going on mocking us True Christians, it will be wonderful to watch you burn in hell .


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:41 PM

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Thanks Levi. I did. It said no such thing.

I suppose it depends on which version of "The Good Book" you get your hands on..;o)
I guess you didn't read very hard and they all essentially say the same thing on the matter of homerism.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Dont you think God would find murder to be worse than sodomy?
No, God sees all sins as the same.

1 John 3:4 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:52 PM

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In the beginning I was so angry after reading this thread. In fact I was outraged!!
It is Satan who makes you feel that way. In the future you should pray until you have calmed down before posting your hatespeech for the world to see.

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Then I thought, I'll have to try to reason with these people, and so here I write you again, out of a calmer and sincere heart. I have no beef to settle here, other than trying to make some of you open your eyes a little bit.
Who are you to open people's eyes? That is the most arrogant thing I have ever heard.

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I would consider it brave and fair that you post this letter for your community to read. If you do not tolerate being "spoken back to", then by all means dump me in the trash.
We are not cowards, like the Danes.

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You should know beforehand though, that I have a genuine wish to bridge the gap, and extend a hand to you all.
I, for one, have no interest in being touched by a homosexual.

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I must admit I am shocked by the level of mis-informed hatred and stupidity that dominates this thread.
The Truth© is sometimes that way to the ignorant.

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Danish equals mentally retarded? What kind of people would write something like that?! Surely not people of God who, presumeably, have an even greater stake in being tolerant towards people - how else to win anyone over to your religion? By threat of damnation?! Nice!
The threat of damnation is an important reason to come to the Lord, but there are many others.

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By generalising as you do in this thread, and by making these absurd, perverse and demented statements about an entire nation, you do yourselves no good at all.
We didn't do it for our own good. We did it for the benefit of Hellbound, anal sex obsessed Danes.

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Denmark is one of the very few countries in this world, who are standing by the USA in the fight against terrorism - just today two of our soldiers fell in Afghanistan, victims of yet another roadside bomb. Our casualty rate equals yours, but thanks anyway.
Danish soldiers are cowardly homosexuals who die running away or humping eachother in shallow fighting positions.

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It would suit you to bear in mind, that illiteracy is a far larger issue in the
US, than it is in Denmark. That would never cause someone like me to accuse every American of being dim-witted.
That is because the Danish language is simple grunt-speak. There is no capacity for abstract thought. Only enough words to communicate what is necessary to build windmills and wooden shoes.

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It might even raise your membership numbers, if you gave up on that unhealthy fixation you have on sodomy - the very word seeping into so much of what you guys write. I makes you comes across as victims of childhood abuse who have problems thinking about much else.
I think you are the one reading sodomy into everything that we say. And how dare you blame the victims of sexual abuse! Are you a perpetrator?

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What does sodomy and religion have to do with each other?!
Only a Dane would suggest such a thing.

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In Europe, as in most of the Unites States of America, it is widely recognized that the babtist church community is more than a little rabiate.
What does "rabiate" mean? Did you mean "rapable", because I am always afraid Danes are thinking that.

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At best you come across as hostile on the same level as say.. Taleban, or Al Queda. At worst you come across as a bunch of demented loons, whom we'd would probably be better off locking away somewhere far away.
That is very rude and judgmental. You should take that back and apologize.

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8 reasons God hates Denmark.. Really, you guys.. I think the world can come up with 800 reasons why God hates America, without having to resort to the kind of senseless squibble displayed on these pages of yours.
That is the most racist thing I have ever heard.
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Genocide on the indigenous population
Slavery
The Nuclear bomb
Vietnam
Latin America
Iraq
The simple fact that you guys are consuming appr. 50% of all globaly available rescources
Diamond-studded rims on your cars

Just to give a few concrete examples.
What about all the money you Danes waste making wooden shoes for the rich, or the holes you put in your cheese to save money? You are no better than we are.

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But of course, it's much more vital to rant nonsensically about HC Anderson, who - to your enlightenment - was actually not a child molester.

He may have been gay, and I suppose in your community that amounts to the same thing, but no suffiecient proof of this has ever been found, and in the end it is inconsequential whatever his sexual orientation might have been. What bearing could that possibly have on anything?
Why are you defending pedophilia? Are you a member of the activist group NAMBLA?

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Personally I do not believe in (any) God. I do not dispute Gods for a fact - I simply recognize that there is more to the world than I may be able to percieve, and so I keep my mind open. Call me an agnostic.
No wonder your opinions are vile and laced with hatred.

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What I do belive, however, is that you should be very very cautious around people who claim to know the truth about... well, anything really..
So you only trust ignorant people? No wonder you Danes are so backwards.

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Because they invairably dont. There are so many variants of the Christian faith, and I wish to respect them all - or at least the ones who will respect me back. It is interesting to observe each division forge ahead like theirs is the only thruth. They all go by their specific interpretation of the Bible, and they are all blind to anything but their own specifics.
We at Landover believe everything in the Bible without exception and without placing one part above another. We are the only church that does this. So your comments do not apply to us, only to the other, hypocritical faiths.

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It resounds with hollowness when some such people start ranting about how those who do not share their exact opinion of how things are, will be killed an tortured in Hell and so on and so forth.

This is the rant of fundamentalists, and we hear it from all parts of the world. Fundamental muslims preaching death to the infidels. fundamental Christians preaching death - even to other Christians, who worship the same God as you do, albeit in different ways.

It seems not very neighbourly of you.
And what would you know about neighborliness, agnostic?

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Oh well. I'm probably speaking to no avail, and I doubt you would even post this response.

However let me finish this, by assuring each and every one of you that God does indeed not Hate Denmark. Quite the contrary.

We have an exellent welfare system here that looks after even the weakest in our society. We have free medical treatment for everyone, rich and poor. We have free and fair trade, and our stocks are soaring. We're by comparison far the happiest western society, and we have equal rights for everyone, regardless of color, race, sexual orientation and creed. We have a national church that is open to everyone who wishes to embrace God.
Welfare supports drug dealers and prostitution. Free medical care for everybody means no medical care for anybody. You are happy because you are simple minded. You national church sends souls to Hell.

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Our air is clean, our land is fair, and our people are strong and well educated - much more so than citizens in the US. We have no guns, and therefore very few killings - also extremely unlike the US, who has a sad history of domestic related killing rates that runs in 5 figures. In fact, even the weather here is mild and largely pleasant. We have no hurricanes and no twisters, and floodings are rare, and moderate. We pay high taxes, but we also have high income, and we pay our taxes happily knowing that this ensures no one is left behind.
The reason you have no murders in Daneland is because you have nothing to fight for.

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Our government is a paliament, democratically elected, and everyone can run for office - not just the filthy rich.
Here we can elect whoever we want, but we are smart enough not to hire idiots that can't make enough to support themselves.

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It is not us who are "punished" by storms and floodings and the like.. It was not us who was attacked on 9/11. It was not Denmark who was the victims of the two largest oil spills in history. It was not our President who had a BJ in the Oval Office. It was not our President who lead the world to war in the middle east on falsified information about weapons of mass destruction, so you tell me who God hates?
So nothing happens in Denmark. Who cares?

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I seems to me, that - provided of course there is a God, in the sense that y'all seems to be convinced there is - that such a God would never be hateful. As I child I was taught that God is forgiving. I do however suspect that he'd hate all the fools who think themselves clever enough to understand his intentions and workings... I believe these things are not for man to know. At least not yet.
You are just making things up about God. We get our beliefs from His Word: the KJV1611. You are the one who is pissing off God.

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So, here I am - writing to you all from Denmark. I am not a sodomist. I have never been sodomized. I was raised by loving and loyal parents. I wish no harm to anyone. I wish enlightenment for everyone - not religious enlightenment, but simply for everyone to open their eyes and grasp the fact that we're all in the same boat together.
That's what all the evil sodomites that come here try to say.

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The sooner we stop fighting each other, the sooner we can start building the paradise that your Bible speaks so wonderfully of.
Coming to a Christian forum and spewing hatespeech is not a very good start.

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I believe - if anything - that each and everyone of us has the capacity for good and the capacity for evil. I believe God did not create us in his own example, but rather the other way around. I believe that devinity comes from being good and tolerant towards others. I believe that this may be the only way of ever crossing the cultural and religious gaps that separates us as peoples of the earth.
Why don't you read the Bible instead of just making stuff up?

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Surely there are more than enough hard-liners in this world. People of no compromise.
The only thing you Danes are hard-lining is eachother's rectums.

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This worlds population is one great family, and we need to console our differences and start being tolerant towards each other, if we're to survive and prosper. There will be plenty challenges in the future without having to contend with aggresive and intolerant religius fanatics.

I wish you all the best. I hope your faith helps you and makes you happy, although it appears not to be the case. I hope the guns you own will never shoot a human. I hope you will be tolerant in the future, and experience the wonder of recieving tolerance in return.

Sincerely, Jan Weincke - Dane, born and breed.
So you think I should just let negras steal pies off my windowsill and not shoot them? If everyone was a faggot like you, there would be no justice in the world at all.


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Sincerely, Jan Weincke - Dane, born and breed.
Are you the film photographer? Anyways...could you please check facebook if you're on there.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 09:30 PM

I really can't believe that such stupidity is going on in this world. Before I found this website, I didn't know how much god and jesus meant to religious people. Sure, I knew it were a big thing, but this big? Come on, this is ridiculos. You people, 100 million you claim, are absolute idiots, who just follows a book blindly. You don't even question anything, everythings true. You really believe that god came down and asked some guy, to write a story for him? And you really believe god, gives a damn about which hole you stick your penis into. Why would he? What would the meaning be of a heaven, why can't we just all be born in heaven, and everything would be jolly good? Why does there need to be a higher meaning?

The sad thing is, you stubborn fools will never come to your senses.

Also, what about the small native tribes scattered around the world, who have never heard of god, and the book of lies? Do they go to hell, and doesn't this defeat the purpose of testing a man's worth and integrity, before judging him?

Also, please do not answer me with biblical quotes, because I don't believe in it.

And FYI the last rape we had in Denmark, was right around New Years Eve. 8 MONTHS ago, how long has it been since there's been a rape in America? Also, how many serial killers are there? In Denmark it's been years since we've had one.

I actually saw a badge, a few days ago. The text on it is quite fitting for this discussion. "Never underestimate stupid people in a large group".
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I really can't believe that such stupidity is going on in this world. Before I found this website, I didn't know how much god and jesus meant to religious people. Sure, I knew it were a big thing, but this big? Come on, this is ridiculos. You people, 100 million you claim, are absolute idiots, who just follows a book blindly. You don't even question anything, everythings true. You really believe that god came down and asked some guy, to write a story for him? And you really believe god, gives a damn about which hole you stick your penis into. Why would he? What would the meaning be of a heaven, why can't we just all be born in heaven, and everything would be jolly good? Why does there need to be a higher meaning?
Really you didn't think that God and Jesus were important to Christianity? What did you think it was all about? If God didn't care about what hole you stick your tallywhacker into to, why does his book talk about it? I'm actually in shock about this, although it does prove that Denmarkians are retards, after all how stupid do you have to be to not know that Christianity has to do with Christ.

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Also, what about the small native tribes scattered around the world, who have never heard of god, and the book of lies?
More hatred and hostility, you do realize that's caused by demons? Whenever demons come into contact with The Truth™ they tend to react violently and make you hostile. I suggest you contact a Baptist church about becoming baptized.

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Do they go to hell, and doesn't this defeat the purpose of testing a man's worth and integrity, before judging him?
I've heard arguments both ways, I personally believe that yes they do go to hell. That's why missionary work is so important.


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And FYI the last rape we had in Denmark, was right around New Years Eve. 8 MONTHS ago, how long has it been since there's been a rape in America? Also, how many serial killers are there? In Denmark it's been years since we've had one.
Well of course, since your country is full of whores. You can't rape a whore.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 09:57 PM

I know that god and jesus is a huge part of christianity, I just didn't know that you cared that much about christianity.

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More hatred and hostility, you do realize that's caused by demons? Whenever demons come into contact with The Truth™ they tend to react violently and make you hostile. I suggest you contact a Baptist church about becoming baptized.
Demons? Oh come on! Next you're gonna tell me the Toothfairy is real, and she rapes little children before stealing their teeth.

And you attitude towards Atheists is not hateful and hostile? Please

So far, whenever any questions are asked, the only answers you have is that we're gay and is going to hell. Can't we get any real answers?
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I know that god and jesus is a huge part of christianity, I just didn't know that you cared that much about christianity.
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... I didn't know how much god and jesus meant to religious people. ...
Are you on drugs? Are the demons taking over your typing fingers?

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Demons? Oh come on! Next you're gonna tell me the Toothfairy is real, and she rapes little children before stealing their teeth.
Demons are in the Bible, could you please point out where in the Bible the toothfairy is mentioned?

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And you attitude towards Atheists is not hateful and hostile? Please
We're not the ones who came barging into an atheist board without so much as an introduction to start screaming and kicking furniture.

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So far, whenever any questions are asked, the only answers you have is that we're gay and is going to hell. Can't we get any real answers?
If the truth hurts... I don't remember saying you were gay (guilty conscious?), and you are going to hell, as are all atheists.


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I really can't believe that such stupidity is going on in this world. ...
I agree, there is a lot of stupidity. It is just that stupid people do not realize they are stupid.

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Before I found this website, I didn't know how much god and jesus meant to religious people.
Now you have found us, come and join us in worshiping the Lord.

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I actually saw a badge, a few days ago. The text on it is quite fitting for this discussion. "Never underestimate stupid people in a large group"
It must have been a True Christian trying to educate Denmarkians.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 10:42 PM

Meh.... Not like I really care about you guys, just wanted to pass time. Mock some idiots, you know that kind of stuff. So I'm just gonna watch from the sideline when Old Cranky Man(AKA the most successful troll ever), posts another "brilliant" article. So bye bye. I hope a hurricane hits your house. Just for fun

Just one last question. Is the punishment fair? I mean eternal hellfire for rape? Not to me at least.

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Meh.... Not like I really care about you guys, just wanted to pass time. Mock some idiots, you know that kind of stuff. So I'm just gonna watch from the sideline when Old Cranky Man(AKA the most successful troll ever), posts another "brilliant" article. So bye bye. I hope a hurricane hits your house. Just for fun

Just one last question. Is the punishment fair? I mean eternal hellfire for rape? Not to me at least.

ggkthxbye
So you like going around raping men & women! You are a pervert.


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Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-10-2010, 07:52 AM

As a native Denmarkian and (very recently) born again christian, I felt the urge to compliment Cranky Old Man for his very accurate description of my country and it's inhabitants.

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Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
Not entirely accurate, but you nailed the important bit. Although approx. 35% of all danish males are convicted rapists, studies shows that over 70% of all males here are rapists. The reason why they remain un-convicted is simply that our judicial system is infected with unbelieving, lying, homosexual hypocrites.


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The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
Correct. In school I was indoctrinated to believing that the only way to become a real dane was by raping more or less everything I came across.

That, of course, was before I found the right path in my life and found Jesus.

The vikings have left their mark on other european regions as well... hence the term "sheep shagger".


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Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
'nuff said

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The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
Is it a coincidence that the last name of the previous 15 prime ministers in Denmark is Rasmussen? I think not!

It's all a communist conspiracy and just goes to show how rotten the so-called danish democracy is. Even though we have an election every 4 years, the result is determined in advance by some very powerful communist and muslim groups. The actual election is all a show to keep the masses oblivious to the fact that we're being overrun by these ungodly creatures.


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Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
Not to mention the fact that he only wrote those fairytales to attract the attention of children only to rape them or (more often) masturbate before them. Even though this is a well known fact, the danes still visits his birthplace and worships him like he was some sort of semi-god. Disgusting!

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Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
Actually Al'Qaeda has on several occasions threatened to attack Legoland (not sure if they're going to use planes, bombs or just use a stick).

If only we had christians like that!

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The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Yes yes yes... Finally someone put down in words what I've suspected for years.

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Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
Tsk tsk tsk... See what my country has come to?

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Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
Again... It's all because of our infested judicature and communist government. Some discipline from the catholic church would be in order here i think.



And to those who claim that the flag in the original post is the wrong one:

You're just too used to seeing the danish flag covered in blood from the innocent woman and children raped and abused every single day in this godforsaken country !!!
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And to those who claim that the flag in the original post is the wrong one:

You're just too used to seeing the danish flag covered in blood from the innocent woman and children raped and abused every single day in this godforsaken country !!!
How refreshing it is to meet a Denmarkian who doesn't make excuses for his countrymen's behaviour. Welcome!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-10-2010, 08:06 AM

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How refreshing it is to meet a Denmarkian who doesn't make excuses for his countrymen's behaviour. Welcome!
Well we do know there's at least 10 of them in that God Forsaken country. It's the only thing that's keeping God from wiping it off the map.

Genesis 18:32-33 And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake. And the LORD went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-10-2010, 08:10 AM

Compassion personified my bare ass, someone drag me away from here before I smack this ungodly piece of shit %#¤"#"# with my own bare hands!!!!!



Enough's enough you old gas bag! Say you're sorry or I swear I'll #¤"#"¤!"#!"

This time you've gone too far, you're so obviously lying and relishing in it I know who'll be coming for you you ungodly %#¤"#" >>

Enjoy your damnation old fart bag,

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Enough's enough you old gas bag! Say you're sorry or I swear I'll #¤"#"¤!"#!"

This time you've gone too far, you're so obviously lying and relishing in it I know who'll be coming for you you ungodly %#¤"#" >>

Enjoy your damnation old fart bag,

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-10-2010, 08:15 AM

Haha, Travis.

You're obviously trolling, but they still believe you. Ignorant bastards!
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Haha, Travis.

You're obviously trolling, but they still believe you. Ignorant bastards!
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