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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
08-30-2015, 05:52 PM
Thor wins.
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
08-30-2015, 06:06 PM
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Thor wins.
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Jesus wins.
Thor is a made up character by the Marvels funny pages.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
09-01-2015, 08:35 AM
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Thor wins.
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Michel Foucault MADNESS AND CIVILIZATION
. . . . . . . . . . A history of insanity in the age of reason
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The act of the reasonable man who, rightly or wrongly, judges an image to be true or false, is beyond this image, transcends and measures it by what is not itself; the act of the madman never oversteps the image presented, but surrenders to its immediacy, and affirms it only insofar is it is enveloped by it…
Inside the image, confiscated by it, and incapable of escaping from it, madness is nonetheless more than imagination, forming an act of undetermined content.
What is this act? An act of faith, an act of affirmation and of negation—a discourse which sustains and at the same time erodes the image, undermines it, distends it in the course of a reasoning, and organizes it around a segment of language.
The man who imagines he is made of glass is not mad, for any sleeper can have this image in a dream; but he is mad if, believing he is made of glass, he thereby concludes that he is fragile, that he is in danger of breaking, that he must touch no object which might be too resistant, that he must in fact remain motionless, and so on.
Such reasonings are those of a madman; but again we must note that in themselves they are neither absurd nor illogical. On the contrary, they apply correctly the most rigorous figures of logic.
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Reluctant though I am to quote Foucault nevertheless our French maniac smites upon the head the nail this once. For you, trapped in delusion, there is no escape from the warped image which envelops everything you see. It so constrains the language you may use that to describe the world in any accurate way becomes impossible. You are diminished and the world you understand is meagre, bleak; the least challenge would remove so much that you dare not question and have become imprisoned.
Jesus would set you free. He alone exists outside your dream and reaches in to save you. All around are demons rampant to devour, hungry for torment. Insanity needs no deconstruction, its edifice stands for all to see and we urge you to get off the Thor skyrocket before it's too late but there is a price to pay. Surrender all to Him and He will settle your account. Follow Him and you will never again be troubled. Listen to His voice and you'll have no need to think "am I on the right path?" when He's your everything.
Why choose madness?
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
09-02-2015, 08:21 AM
Thor? Bah! The Catholic Emperor Charlemagne put an end to this abominable Humbug-Worshship when he rightfully destroyed all Salons who refused to repent!
Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
09-02-2015, 10:56 AM
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
06-14-2017, 02:15 PM
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I don't understand how Christians can say Jesus or god was powerful and made miracles, but what are his feats of battle? Making sand storms? You people DO know that Norse Armies had flying horses and Thor could wield the thunder itself as his weapon along with his mighty hammer. Jesus was killed by mortal men. Also, Thor has muscle, Jesus was a scrawny guy, how could he be strong? I mean let's look at a comparison here:
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He looks like a cupcake! Why would anyone side with HIS army, the fella was nailed to a piece of wood I mean I will give you Christians this: you're women are quite conservative and cute, but no adultery? Bah! No fun there eh? Sorry but when Odin unleashes his wrath you guys are screwed! I'd think about switching sides to a real army! Bu seriously, I offer a debate. Who has their coin on Jesus? Any takers? Surely you Christian folk love a good bloodbath once in a while? Why not a good fight between these two?
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
06-14-2017, 02:35 PM
Thor isn't even a actual False God. He's a guy from some "advanced" planet.
Jesus is God because the Bible says so and the Bible tells us over and over again that it is true. What's not to believe?
I don't understand why this whole thing is so difficult for so many people to figure out.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!! -
06-14-2017, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Thor isn't even a actual False God. He's a guy from some "advanced" planet.
Jesus is God because the Bible says so and the Bible tells us over and over again that it is true. What's not to believe?
I don't understand why this whole thing is so difficult for so many people to figure out.
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It's because they've chosen madness.
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