[DannyB]

Haha, if Jesus Christ himself registered as a user of these forums, you would have just declared him unsaved trash. It's a very... "interesting" system to say the least.

So how is it that I can change the whole, "Unsaved Trash" thing under my name?

Also, no editing really? booo. Ah well, I'll survive.

(sorry for the double thread, couldn't figure out how to delete/edit a tread/post. feel free to delete the other one)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Haha, if Jesus Christ himself registered as a user of these forums, you would have just declared him unsaved trash. It's a very... "interesting" system to say the least.

Jesus is God and, as such is omnipresent; ergo, He is already here.

So how is it that I can change the whole, "Unsaved Trash" thing under my name?

By accepting Jesus' offer of immortality for your humble soul.

Also, no editing really?

This is so that we can see your real intention, not something your mother told you to write.

So, what is your favorite Bible verse? Which church do you attend? Are you married and if so, how many children do you have?

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Jesus is God and, as such is omnipresent; ergo, He is already here.

Yes yes, I know It was more of a, if he was physical form like he was 2000 years ago, and registered and account, he would be prematurely labeled as Unsaved Trash. All I'm saying.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

By accepting Jesus' offer of immortality for your humble soul.

So why hasn't it changed yet then? (joking sarcasm)

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

This is so that we can see your real intention, not something your mother told you to write.

I understand. It's just that sometimes I'll have typos and I like to fix em after. I'll just be more careful with my spelling.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

So, what is your favorite Bible verse?

My Fav Verse: Phillipians 4:6-7

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Which church do you attend?

Church I attend is a non-denominational Church and accepts anyone from any denomination. The church tends to lean on the side of Arminianism, which I don't really mind or have a problem with. I myself, believe in in modified-Calvinism.

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Are you married and if so, how many children do you have?

I am not married, but hope to be so within the next 2 to 5 years.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Yes yes, I know It was more of a, if he was physical form like he was 2000 years ago, and registered and account, he would be prematurely labeled as Unsaved Trash. All I'm saying.


So why hasn't it changed yet then? (joking sarcasm)


I understand. It's just that sometimes I'll have typos and I like to fix em after. I'll just be more careful with my spelling.


My Fav Verse: Phillipians 4:6-7


Church I attend is a non-denominational Church and accepts anyone from any denomination. The church tends to lean on the side of Arminianism, which I don't really mind or have a problem with. I myself, believe in in modified-Calvinism.


I am not married, but hope to be so within the next 2 to 5 years.

Why aren't you in the armed forces?

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Why aren't you in the armed forces?

I'm not in the Canadian armed forces because that's not where God has called me to be. I have no desire to be apart of the armed forces, and wouldn't unless it was lawfully mandated due to war. He has placed other desires in me that I am currently pursuing and fulfilling in my life.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by DannyB

have no desire to be apart of the armed forces.

I'm sure they're happy not having you.

[James Hutchins]

So, even though you are a Canuck, you feel Canada is not worth fighting for? I can understand that. Certainly you could instead join the US Marine Corps, couldn't you? Any reason you have not done it yet. You know you are not getting any younger. One hundred pound packs get noticed on your back when you are a little older than I.

[Brother Enoch]

What's with all the Canucks wandering in here these days? Seems like every second new poster is from the frigid north. It's starting to push the limits of probability.

Anyway, welcome, and try not to bring any more shame on our nation than the other walk-ins already have. I'm getting tired of having to apologize for you all.

[DannyB]

Before responding to the other posts, I need to speak to Ezekiel Bathfire, who gave me negative reputation points. This was their reasoning of "why" I deserve the neg rep was:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Do NOT lead sinners astray!

Really now? That's not at all a reason why. There's no thread that it even points to. No specific post. No bible verse. Nothing. I ask, what was it that I said that would merit negative reputation AND would caused me to "lead sinners astray". Thanks

To Nobar King, I'm not even going to ask what you meant.

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

So, even though you are a Canuck, you feel Canada is not worth fighting

Not once did I say I don't feel Canada is worth fighting for. I'm extremely grateful that I've been blessed to live here in such a country that allows my to worship freely without the fear that someone is going to burst into my house and shoot my family and I. I'm thankful for all the soldiers who are out there and allowing Canada to remain a free country. I thank them and God for their sacrifices. But as long as I don't have to be in the military, I won't. God has different plans for me, just like how he hasn't called us all to be astronauts.

Originally Posted by Brother Avatar

Anyway, welcome, and try not to bring any more shame on our nation ...

Thank you for your welcoming. Unfortunately only the inhabitants of your country is responsible for either the shame or honor it bring upon itself. Sorry mate, I can't help with that.

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Also I'm still waiting for my original question to be answered. How do I get my subtitle to be changed from Unsaved Trash to something else. Hopefully you all here aren't under the presumption that what your salvation is solely based on what;

1. Favorite Bible verse is
2. Church you got too
3. whether your married or serve in the military
4. what bible translation you carry

Lets get real here, surely God won't judge someone's eternal salvation based off these things at all.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Thank you for your welcoming. Unfortunately only the inhabitants of your country is responsible for either the shame or honor it bring upon itself. Sorry mate, I can't help with that.

You are an inhabitant of my country. We are both Canadian.

Now tell me, where in Canada do you live? Who did you vote for in the last election? What did you think of our Governor-General eating a piece of raw seal heart? What do you think of the Newfoundland seal hunt?

And most importantly, how do you feel about your tax dollars being used to support a universal health care system that provides free abortions on demand?

As for your subtitle, it may be changed if and when we're convinced you are a real Christian and not some troll. We get a lot of those. Don't be offended or take it personally.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Before responding to the other posts, I need to speak to Ezekiel Bathfire, who gave me negative reputation points. This was their reasoning of "why" I deserve the neg rep was:

You gave the poorest attempt a humor I have seen for some time:

Haha, if Jesus Christ himself registered as a user of these forums, you would have just declared him unsaved trash.

You seem to think that you could make light of Our Savior who died temporarily for the likes of you.

Others seeing this will ape the style and the tone of Landover might descend into that of a Babylonian brothel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

FYI, Jesus IS a member of this forum, and He reads these posts each and every day.

I'm wondering why you started an introduction thread and so far have not had the common decency to introduce yourself. All you've done is spew hatred and been judgmental and demanding.

What church do you attend? Aside from being a foreigner, what sins and perversions have you wallowed in? Tell us about yourself.

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

You gave the poorest attempt a humor I have seen for some time:
You seem to think that you could make light of Our Savior who died temporarily for the likes of you.

Others seeing this will ape the style and the tone of Landover might descend into that of a Babylonian brothel.

Ok. Then obviously you missed the point completely of why I stated such a thing. It wasn't for your humor. If you want to read lousy humor, read everyones else responses to my post. Wow.

Your probably not wondering why I made the comment about Jesus. What you do on to other people you do on to Jesus. By instantly labeling other as "Unsaved Trash", you might as well be calling Jesus that. Jesus doesn't consider the people he died for trash.

Also, I have received an infraction for:

Attempting to engage in debate on God's favorite forum

Really? God's favorite forum? Yes.. because God looks looking at this smiley ->
and this one ->
and you can't forget this one

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

FYI, [URL="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=5625"]All you've done is spew hatred

Hatred? really? The moment someone registers, they are labeled, "Unsaved trash".... and your going to say I've been "spewing hatred?".

A little hypocritical you think?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Unsaved trash like you should be more modest and acknowledge that you are worthless and heading to Hell. You should realize you are a sinner and Christ will send you to Hell if you don't change. Perhaps then, we could look on you with empathy and help guide you into becoming a True Christian™ someday. But since you have been spewing hatred since you have come here (Pastor Zeke isn't the only one who saw that), you wonder why we are put off a bit by you?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Hatred? really? The moment someone registers, they are labeled, "Unsaved trash".... and your going to say I've been "spewing hatred?".

A little hypocritical you think?

This is a private Christian forum, not your day-care center. Why don't you start your own forum and you can do it your way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Hatred? really? The moment someone registers, they are labeled, "Unsaved trash".... and your going to say I've been "spewing hatred?".

A little hypocritical you think?

Not at all. If you had bothered to study the Holy Word of God you would see that most of the population on the Earth are unsaved scum who are hellbound because they have rejected Christ's love like you have.

We are in fact commanded by God to avoid maggots like you. Hence our "Unsaved NOT Welcome" church policy.

Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

[DannyB]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Better slow down and PRAY before your next post, maggot.

Out of the heart the mouth speaks. Real Christ like of you brother. I really wish we could discuss the bible like adults. I shake my dust off my feet at you like Jesus and his disciples. It's such a shame. See you in heaven.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by DannyB

Out of the heart the mouth speaks. Real Christ like of you brother.

So it's okay for Jesus to call others "dogs" or "a generation of vipers", but "maggot" is a horrible no-no?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I think unwarranted pride drove DannyB from Landover. He thought he was saved and then suffered cognitive dissonance when he found that he was not. His watchword should be "humility." How else could he hope to become a member of God's Favorite Church in God's Favorite country?