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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-19-2009, 12:17 AM
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Saw somebody washing the windows of a local restaurant. Pulled in to the lot to question them about how come they were doing this, and see if they had any identification.
Also pulled over a car with suspiciously darkened windows. Turns out it was some kid with his girlfriend driving around wasting the gas our troops are fighting so hard to bring to us. Gave them some gospel tracts.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-19-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.
Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.
As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.
These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.
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Don, you are a model of self restraint.
I know I would of tased the SOB from now till Tuesday. All I can say is I am glad my tax dollars are well spent!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 04:15 PM
Friday, July 24, 2009
Saw a couple of topless skaters hanging around the 7/11 parking lot drinking slurpees. Pulled in to ask them what they were doing. Said they were just "chilling." As an Officer of the Law, this is not a satisfying answer. People who say they aren't doing anything wrong usually are. You just have to look hard enough.
Told them to put their shirts on and get jobs. Quoted 2nd Thessalonians 3:10, "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."
These are the kinds of punks and thugs that I have to deal with on a day to day basis so that you can feel safe in your homes and when you're shopping.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 06:18 PM
Ofc. Richards, it sure is a privilege having you posting here. I really appreciate reading of the nitty gritty work you do in keeping Freehold safe for everyone.
I recall some years ago living in a small city in Illinois, and I was talking to an officer and I asked him what the secret was there in keeping such an orderly town. He told me the jail facility had 2 elevators, the one in the back of the building being a large and commodious freight style machine. He told me the few miscreants in town had a mortal terror of that old freight elevator and would sign a confession admitting anything before they would willingly take a ride on that elevator. He said what ever incident happened to generate such terror in that town regarding that elevator had happened long before his tenure on the towns' police force, but, whatever it was, it sure must have been terrible. He said just reminding teens in town that appeared to be thinking about starting a little trouble about that old elevator would make them turn turn tail and run home to mommy !!
I am just curious, does Freehold have any similar lore or legend making your job easier ??
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 06:38 PM
Attn. Ofc. Richards:
I called the DPW to ask about a right-of-way issue, but they only fix stuff and they suggested that I call the police about my matter. There is a house that is being renovated in my neighborhood and the builders are piling their debris on the sidewalk. Eventually they truck it away, but the next day there is more debris.
Everyone else who does construction either has a debris box or they pile their debris on the owner's property until it's removed. I'm starting to get annoyed at this eyesore and I'd appreciate it if you would drive by and alert the builders or the owner about the municipal code requiring streets and sidewalks to be kept clear of debris or merchandise. I'll send you the address via PM in case the owner is a member of this forum.
Thanks!
Your friend,
Nobar King
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 06:39 PM
Metatron, the Freehold PD's secret for keeping an orderly and safe town is the King James Bible 1611 and prayer right before our morning briefing session. These are the kinds of things that should make you proud to pay taxes.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 07:22 PM
There are young men driving around with what I assume to be their radios clearly audible outside their vehicle - can you sort this out please?
I have not personally heard this but friends in Long Island say it is common so it must be happening in Freehold and I would rather it were not.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 07:34 PM
Nobar, thanks for the information. I'll drive through the neighborhood and see if I can catch them. Construction workers are known to be rowdy and violent, so I'll make sure my tazer has a full charge. Keep a look out the window, you might see some action.
Ezekiel, from time to time unsaved boys will cruise the streets with their radios too loud. Not only does this disturb the decent tax-paying citizens of Freehold, but it also damages the boys' hearing which they will need when they are on the police force or military. I combat this anti-social behavior with big, fat tickets for disturbing the peace.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 07:42 PM
Many thanks, most satisfying. Call round for coffee and donuts tomorrow morning.
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 07:52 PM
Officer Richards,
I'm a bit suspicious about a car in my neighborhood. I'm in Apostle's Grove, and as you know, it is the richest, most exclusive neighborhood in Freehold, and that's saying something since Freehold is pretty upper-class anyway. We at Apostle's Grove all drive high-end luxury automobiles. I'll be cruising down Revelations Road in my Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG and will pass Pastor Zeke in his customized Cadillac Escalade EXT and wave "Hi" to him.
Well, get this, not once but twice the other day I saw some late '90's model Kia Sephia rolling through. I wondered just how the heck they could get through the security gates, but as an Officer of the Law, I'm sure you know all about how reliable rent-a-cop security guards can be. I didn't get a good look at the driver, and while I couldn't confirm they were an alien ethnicity, their complexion was definitely swarthy. More swarthy than normal in Freehold, and especially Apostle's Grove.
I didn't get a good look at the license plate except it starts with PM5. Although the car shouldn't be too hard to find. Late 90's Kia Sephia, 4 doors, faded red color. Can you look into finding this person? I'm afraid there might be a home invasion robbery, or worse, a terrorist attack in our near future!
Thank you,
Rev. Jim
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 08:50 PM
Officer Don,
A word about them illegal aliens...
Now, I know you can't arrest every beaner in town. Obviously, the good white citizens of Freehold need gardeners, maids, nannies, etc, and Americans these days are unwilling to do these kinds of dirty jobs for $2/day. So yeah, we're stuck with these foreign-born low-lifes.
But what really worries me is that these Hispanos multiply like rabbits, and unfortunately if they give birth in the great US of A, their little rug rats automatically become American citizens! Needless to say, these new "Americans" live on welfare, food stamps and cocaine, and practice hedonistic religions like Islam.
So that's where you come in, Officer Don. I suggest you park your patrol car just outside the Freehold Hospital. Whenever one of those pregnant beaner women show up to give birth, you immediately arrest her on an immigration violation and have her deported.
Of course, some of them are going to show you a "green card," but you know those are phony and were bought on a street corner in Tijuana. After all, real Americans don't have green cards, we got a driver's license. So I suggest you confiscate the fake ID, cuff the whore, and drive her straight to Freehold Airport to be deported to Mexico. If she gives you any lip, that's what the taser is for. It's important that you get her into the airplane and off the ground before she gives birth to the little beaner rug rat, or else it will be too late and we're gonna have yet another brown-skinned "US citizen" to support.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
P.S. Almost forgot - you can deport the pregnant negro women too. Like Obama, they're all illegals from Africa, even if they got a phony "certificate of live birth" from Hawaii.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-25-2009, 10:28 PM
I take my hat of to the entire Freehold PD. Freehold has the lowest crime rate of any city in the US according to the FBI's uniform crime report.
Freehold's finest are America's the finest!
Jesus loves Dick
Cheney/Palin 2012
Last edited by TC Patriot; 07-25-2009 at 10:31 PM.
Reason: UnGodly spelling
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-27-2009, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by TC Patriot
I take my hat of to the entire Freehold PD. Freehold has the lowest crime rate of any city in the US according to the FBI's uniform crime report.
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You know, Brother Patriot, that got me to thinking about that movie Minority Report. It's set in year 2054 where they got these three "pre-cogs" who can predict when a murder is about to happen, so the pre-crime police go arrest the bad guy before the crime gets committed. So the murder rate goes to zero.
So how can we apply that to Freehold? Well, you gotta get three wise men who can predict the future. I'd volunteer to be one of them. Maybe George Bush and Dick Cheney would be willing to come out of retirement to be the other two. After all, they prevented another 9/11 by rounding up terrorists and incarcerating them in Guantánamo before they could commit any crimes. That just goes to show that this pre-crime arrest idea really works.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 02:37 AM
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Responded to a call placed by a paranoid liberal regarding a small, private medical practice on the south side of Freehold run in accordance to Matthew 5:30.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Apparently, the proprietor is a retired veterinarian who has found the Lord and wants to help people who are struggling with various sins. His personal testimony was so moving I forgot to ask if he had any valid licenses to be operating on humans, but with so much of the Lord our Creator in him, how could he put anybody at risk?
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 02:48 AM
Officer Richards, any word on that mysterious Kia I posted about earlier? It was gone for the past few days, but don't you know, I was at a stoplight at Exodus and Third when I saw it fly through a green light! Not only is this strange Kia driving around a neighborhood it doesn't belong in, he is also a menace on the roads. The speed limit is 35 at that intersection, but the Kia was traveling at least 45! What if Sister Jenny stepped off the curb with groceries? She would've been killed!
Can you track down this Kia? I'm sure the driver is up to no good.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Can you track down this Kia? I'm sure the driver is up to no good.
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Consider me on it. I will ask about it in briefing tomorrow.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Can you track down this Kia? I'm sure the driver is up to no good.
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Anyone driving an unpatriotic foreign car should be stopped and heavily fined. And tasered if they give our police officers any lip.
Ditto for any cars with "Obama" bumper stickers.
Officer Don, is there any way you could hook up your patrol car's computer to find out the license plate numbers of registered Democrats? That would give you a fertile field for revenue raising.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
Officer Don, is there any way you could hook up your patrol car's computer to find out the license plate numbers of registered Democrats? That would give you a fertile field for revenue raising.
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Officially, no. But that's not to say we don't have a list of names on a clipboard in the locker room.
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True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 08:52 PM
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Intercepted mysterious red Kia that was reported by Rev. Osborne. Pulled the driver over for excessive speed and suspicious behavior. (Kept glancing at my cruiser in his rear view mirror.)
Approaching the vehicle, I noticed that the driver was a Hispanic male, so I drew my .45 just in case. I asked for a driver's license and proof of insurance. A driver's permit was provided, and no insurance.
I asked the driver to step out of the car and place his hands on the hood. Upon searching his person, I uncovered a concealed weapon in the form of a small pocket knife with bottle opened and tooth pick. The driver's permit was issued to Jose Raul Ricardo Hernandez, a recent immigrant from Mexico, age 22.
Turns out he lives in a ghetto southeast of Freehold, and likes to go cruising in the nicer neighborhoods because he "dreams of working his way up." I told him there aren't a lot of high paying jobs for his kind in this town, and to stay out of True Christian neighborhoods.
A search of his car turned up no drugs or other weapons, although I'm sure he has them at home. I fined him heavily for his concealed pocket knife and for driving without a license. Let's see if he can work his way up far enough to pay a $375 ticket.
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Re: Policing Freehold -
07-29-2009, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
Turns out he lives in a ghetto southeast of Freehold, and likes to go cruising in the nicer neighborhoods because he "dreams of working his way up."
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That's just so typical of those uppity El Salivadoreans, demanding affirmative action and other special privileges. I trust you'll keep a close eye on him.
Anyway, keep up the good work!
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