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Default Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins! - 03-03-2008, 05:00 PM

Dear Bible humping virgins,

Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!

Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!

Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:06 PM

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Dear Bible humping virgins,

Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!

Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!

Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!

The Olsen twins? Surely you can do better than that! At least go after someone with actual talent.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:10 PM

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The Olsen twins? Surely you can do better than that! At least go fafter someone with actual talent.
OK then, what about Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne????
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He didn't say he wanted to be their agent.
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:13 PM

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OK then, what about Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne????

No, sweetie - I said with actual talent.

How about Liz Phair and Chrissie Hynde?


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:15 PM

What would he want those wrinkled old lezbos for?


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:16 PM

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He didn't say he wanted to be their agent.
No Gramps, I think he meant a different kind of talent.
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No Gramps, I think he meant a different kind of talent.

No darlin' - I meant musical talent. If all you want is a body, you can find that on any street corner.

And I'm a she.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:20 PM

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No, sweetie - I said with actual talent.

How about Liz Phair and Chrissie Hynde?
WHO ??????
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What would he want those wrinkled old lezbos for?

I think they're both bi.


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WHO ??????

You're joking, right?

Liz Phair http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...c=IE-SearchBox

Chrissie Hynde http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...c=IE-SearchBox


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:25 PM

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I think they're both bi.
You trailed off there. They're both what?
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I didn't trail off - bi is short for bisexual.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:28 PM

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And I'm a she.
Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.

But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
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Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.

But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.

Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender. You'll just have to use your imagination.


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Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.

But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.

And there is little need for discussion of lesbianism. The Bible doesn't specifically outlaw it but it certainly shows us that no intercourse should ever need to be going on between two women.
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Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender.
Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
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I thinks she meant the Hensel twins.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:54 PM

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Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
Will you two "girls" take it somewhere else? This is a religious forum.



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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 05:55 PM

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Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.


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