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Originally Posted by Lisa H
See, you have just proved me correct. You want Colin to lie around naked so you paster munchers can touch him with your noodles. Is this the life you want for Colin, to spend this life in turmoil and then spend eternity in hell.
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This scares me. I need to pray...
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
You describe what YOU want for Colin, a life racked with guilt fuelled by the worry that he is not living up to the tenants of the KJV-CFT. What I offer to Colin is the TRUTH, a life not weighed down by the fear of a non-existent lake of eternal fire and an afterlife that is something to look forward to.
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Colin wants to break free from such perverted ways.
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Absolutely! I want to follow the right path of the Pastors and be Heaven Bound.
I am also on the road to recovery from the bumming queers and realize the error of my soccer loving ways.
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
I am helping Colin find his way to The Lord, The Lord Noodle, our Creator and the True God.
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Who is The Lord Noodle???? I can not find such a name in the KJV Bible?
I see that I have cuased an arguement on here. Im sorry that this has happened and that people disagree over faith - that said this is not a forum for debate as far as I understand.
I am trying to reform my ways and become a True Chirstian. If the Pastors of this fine forum give me a chance I feel that I can contribute immensely to this fine Church and above all - Jesus.