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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 01:49 PM
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I don't even know what you're yammering about.
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Why am I not surprised.
Bible only, yet you folks have no idea how to do honest Bible research for yourselves.
You only have the ability to use the crutch of someone spoon feeding you your Bible information.
And you're willing to base your eternity on another mans words. Instead of the Word of God.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 01:52 PM
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Why am I not surprised.
Bible only, yet you folks have no idea how to do honest Bible research for yourselves.
You only have the ability to use the crutch of someone spoon feeding you your Bible information.
And you're willing to base your eternity on another mans words. Instead of the Word of God.
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So far, you have offered not a single word from the Holy Bible. Just a steaming pile of drug-addled lies.
God hates liars, pal. Are you familiar with that verse?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:02 PM
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God hates liars, pal.
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I don't recall reading that quote. Could you please provide me with the chapter and verse so I can look at the context?
I did a search for the word "pal" and got nothing.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:11 PM
Just saw it in your signature in Romans ..
Got it.
I question your ability to understand and teach God's Word. That makes me a God hater.
Got it ..
So you are God today?
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:15 PM
If you discover that your teachings are in error, what is your responsibility before God?
I'm willing to bet that you have your people convinced that you are unable to make errors.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:18 PM
In their lives, you have become God. You have established yourself as being a person to worship.
What do you think God thinks of that? Taking His place in these peoples lives?
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:21 PM
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If you discover that your teachings are in error, what is your responsibility before God?
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If that question refers to you, your responsibility is absolute. However, as Landover only preaches the full and unadulterated Word of God, then for us, the question is hypothetical
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I'm willing to bet that you have your people convinced that you are unable to make errors.
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Not at all, it is God who does not make errors and it is His Word by which we live.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:22 PM
Here's the question that has gotten me kicked out of the best of Christian groups:
If you teach me something wrong and I act on it, do you go to hell in my place?
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02-21-2009, 02:26 PM
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However, as Landover only preaches the full and unadulterated Word of God, then for us, the question is hypothetical
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Only God is perfect. Men who try to make that claim have a serious spiritual problem.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:30 PM
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Only God is perfect. Men who try to make that claim have a serious spiritual problem.
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And little boys who take dope and mock God have an even bigger one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:35 PM
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Here's the question that has gotten me kicked out of the best of Christian groups:
If you teach me something wrong and I act on it, do you go to hell in my place?
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No, you were kicked out for being a smartassed, God mocking demon. The town drunk in Freehold has more respect for God than you do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 02:37 PM
No matter what you write I'm not praying for Michael Phelps.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 03:22 PM
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No, you were kicked out for being a smartassed, God mocking demon. The town drunk in Freehold has more respect for God than you do.
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News flash .. you are not God.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 03:29 PM
News flash! You aren't, either.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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02-21-2009, 03:36 PM
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News flash! You aren't, either.
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(G) At least I know that!
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 03:43 PM
OK folks .. it's been fun.
BTW I'm the real deal. I'm ordained out of the THC Ministries.
Cannabis is called holy in the bible. To bad the KJ folks mistranslated. Could have saved us a whole lot of problems.
God Bless
hxxp://www.thc-ministry.org/forum/showthread.php?t=175
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02-21-2009, 03:50 PM
That's great, a forum about a fake church where a bunch of stoners can chat in code about their drug buys and excessive doping rituals. THE REEFER HAS REALLY GONE TO YOUR HEAD, as they say.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps -
02-21-2009, 06:14 PM
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Well I don't agree with people that often on this forum but this I can make a exception. Michael Phelps won all those gold trophies for the US I think he should be able to have some fun, even if the fun is illegal
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WE'RE NOT PRAYING FOR THAT DOPE SMOKER!! DID YOU EVEN READ THE THREAD??
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied* -
02-21-2009, 07:01 PM
I wish all these rude stoners that BARGE in here and try to teach us about the dope would just GO TO HELL already.
You'd think they'd be too dopped up and all crazy with the munchies to bother with coming here to GOD'S Favorite Forum and harassing US, GOD'S Chosen ones.
I guess we are blessed. GOD said HIS True Christians would be persecuted.
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Re: Pray for Michael Phelps *request denied* -
02-21-2009, 08:10 PM
Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
Cannabis is my meat, it is a gift from god.
-From my King James Bible.
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