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05-21-2008, 02:15 PM
I have let slip earlier that we have secured a few dolphins pups which we intend to ship to the Mojave Desert to see if they die. The point being that if evolution worked, and these are creatures that once lived on land, they should retain the wherewithal to exist quite happily in these conditions. As True Scientists, we chose the young ones so that they had not really had a chance to get really used to water – so the results should be accurate, and one in the eye for evilutionists!
So to the trip and the surprise (and Godly) diversions!
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Our cargo was 10 dolphin calves. The mothers were left behind in the Landover Aquarium and Sea Life World to act as the controls in the experiment.
The calves are a lot heavier than you would think and they are slippery little devils, wriggling all the time. After 2 or 3 were dropped on the way to the choppers, we eventually found that the best way to get them to the crafts was to drag them by the tail. Once aboard, 2 per aircraft, they were bound up with baling twine and secured to various parts of the choppers.
We took off at dawn in 5 of the UH-60 Blackhawks of The Landover Security Force (Photo) and headed southwest. Ahead of me was Nephew Zebulun in the lead craft, co-piloted by his personal assistant Miss Honey Chevrolet.
With the long-range fuel tanks, we didn’t have to put down for over 3 hours and by that time we were over Lane County, Kansas. The calves were looking a bit peaky, so we put down and bought a couple of stone of Purina fish-flavor cat chow and fed them. The result was an unholy mess over the deep-pile carpets. [Hint – if you intend transporting dolphins by air, cat-chow probably isn’t the best idea.]
Once refueled, we set off SW again. I was surprised to see that we crossed into New Mexico and headed south to Santa Fe, an area heavily infested by Catliks. All weapons were taken off safety and I was regretting the decision not to keep in Colorado. Worse was to come.
Over the Radio Zebulun’s disembodied voice announce “Operation Apocalypse commences!” Immediately, we dropped to 100 foot. I called to the pilot to see what was happening, he replied, “We’re heading for The Church of St Mary of The Bleeding Heart.”
(If anyone had told me when I was 5 years old, that I would be flying in a helicopter with two baby dolphins to a Catlik church, I’d have said they were possessed by demons.)
Our ‘hawk did a rece of the church (Photo) and then rejoined the main group. Zebulun then gave the order “Music!” and, perfectly timed as the congregation were out in front of the church, all 5 choppers came in over the rooftops with loudspeakers blaring out “My Country,‘Tis of Thee.” Ha! You should have seen the minions of the antichrist scatter and run, their false faith destroyed! Glory! (Just try and stop yourself screaming “YeeeHaaaw!)
But the day was not over, and we flew west to St Xavier’s School of The Holy Sepulchre, where we witnessed the chopper from Colorado’s Trinity Baptist Church bombing the pupils with Chick Tracts (Photo). Praise!
An unfortunate consequence of the event was that one of the dolphins fell out of Blackhawk number 2. If anyone finds the body, it will be quite edible for the next few days, and very nice with Tuna. (Have you noticed how hard it is to get Tuna with Dolphin nowadays? It’s much better than the plain stuff.)
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05-21-2008, 02:17 PM
Part 2
The Mojave is hot and dry and we laid out the dolphins on the sand in temperatures of over 50 degrees. We sprayed a little water around to give them a start. Each one’s blink rate was carefully monitored (Photo) and those that looked as if they were not going to blink were given a sharp jolt with a cattle prod.
Soon their skin was cracking, their eyes were clouding over and the annoying clicks that they had been putting out stopped. It looked as if evolution was not working.
I asked Zebulun and Miss Honey to collect a few dead ones for autopsy Miss Honey didn’t seem to grasp the idea of “dead” and brought a live one but I carried on because I thought it impolite to point this out. I found nothing that would indicate that evolution was taking place. (Photo)
Anyway, the day was getting on and the light was going, so Zebulun, Miss Honey and the crews decided to take the Blackhawks to Las Vegas to preach the Word. I was left alone with the 5 remaining live creatures and time to write up the observations.
I retired to the tent about 10:30pm and was just into chapter 3 of The Book of Judges and nibbling on a few locusts, when I was startled by a crack of thunder. The Heavens opened and the deluge began – I have not seen anything like it. I had been assured that this was a desert and expected no dampness, leastwise on this scale. I gathered my papers and raced to the truck. I could only pile on one dolphin onto the trailer and escape to higher ground. The dolphin later turned out to be dead anyway. (Photo). All I could do was watch as the 4 remaining dolphins, illuminated by sheet lightening, were swept away along the arroyo in flood similar to that seen by Noah!
I must say that I was disappointed with Zebulun, whose job it was to choose the site and get the weather forecast. I promised myself that I would have words when he came back.
The remaining part of the night in the truck was uncomfortable and a fishy smell from the dolphin led me to dreams of sea monsters. At about 5am, it was light and I drove around to find roads flooded and a member of the Fire Department stranded also. (Photo). He turned out to be Catlik and thus I left him to his own resources.
Zebulun, Miss Honey and the crews returned about 11am. It appears that their night had gone very well indeed with a collection in excess of $200,000! I was a bit puzzled because it was all in little circular colored plastic pieces that Zebulun called “chips” and said were very valuable. I had my doubts but took his word and, in view of the funds, forgave him.
We had a quick search around to see if any of the dolphins could be found and eventually came across them in poor shape and drowned in a lake.
To cut a long story short, here are the conclusions:
- Evilution does not work – sea creatures cannot adapt to dry land conditions (proof of The Creation in Genesis)
- God sends deluges to punish and warn those who interfere with His Order (proof of The Flood in Genesis)
- Sea creatures left on dry land forget how to re-adapt to water and drown. (New discovery!)
- Las Vegas is a good place to organize collections (Financially useful)
- Catlix can be terrified into deserting their beliefs. (Praise! More souls to be saved!)
- Baptist Churches all over the USA are helping in the fight!
So there you are – although because of point 2 above, I’m not doing it again - it was another eventful excursion into the world of Biblical Science! Faith is all anyone ever needs!
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05-21-2008, 03:13 PM
Brother Bathfire, if I had not seen the photos myself I might not have believed your story. I'm curious, though, about the remaining dolphins; can they be taught to speak?
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05-21-2008, 04:39 PM
I would challenge any Darwinist out there to say we TRUE Christians™ do not know the scientific method. Brother Ezekiel made a prediction based on the THEORY of evolution, performed an experiment and observed and recorded the results.
What else do you want Darwinists?
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I hope someone is sending a copy of this excellent report to VenomFangX. I'm sure he'd find it useful in his ministry.
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I am interested to know if you have had any sex with these dolphins. I have heard that they are highly attracted to hairy lechrous old farts.
How would you feel if they insist on being on top? Would you be okay being the bottom?
I think the gods made dolphins because man was too much like an ape.
"For many cultures across the world, whales and dolphins are associated with divine powers and are seen as superior beings. In ancient Greece, to kill a dolphin was equal to killing a human and was a crime punishable by death. For dolphins were seen messengers for the Gods, and were closely associated with Poseidon's daughters, the Nereids, the goddess of love Aphrodite, the heroine Galatea and the music-loving sun god, Apollo. It was said that the constellation Delphinus, the dolphin, was put in the sky by Poseidon in gratitude to the dolphins for finding his bride Amphitrite."
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06-12-2008, 08:24 PM
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So there you are – although because of point 2 above, I’m not doing it again - it was another eventful excursion into the world of Biblical Science! Faith is all anyone ever needs!
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I am very happy to have googled these HOAX pictures to see they were from other stories and had nothing to do with yours because I would have sent PETA after you!
Oh and I happen to KNOW a guy from Sea World!!! He says there is no way they let you have dolphins and NO dolphins were missing, sold, gave or anything! The dolphins bring well over 20,000$ a day EACH, so there is no way they would of departed from them! This is SICK!!! Although it is clearly a hoax, just the fact that you can think of doing such a thing too innocent dolphins is just sick and one of the most EVIL thing I have heard of in my life! Surely you are in with SATAN! I have no doubt of it! : devil:
Now let me explain little things to you! EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK OVER A DAY, NOR A WEEK, NOR A MONTH, NOR A YEAR AND CERTAINLY NOT OVER ONE GENERATION!!!! Had you truly done something like this would of proven NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING AT ALLLLLL against evolution! There is NOT ONE EVOLUTIONIST IN THE WORLD that would of seen this as disproving evolution! Killing innocent animals does NOT disprove evolution, it is SICK and NOTHING ELSE!!!
Evolution works over thousands of generations, one little step at time, one tiny change at a time for over thousands of years, and it takes MILLIONS and MILLIONS of years for MAJOR changes (such as terrestrial becoming aquatic or vice versa) for it to happen! THIS IS WHAT EVOLUTIONISTS THINK!!!!!!!! No evolutionist is stupid enough to believe an entire animal will change physically just because he is in a different environment, and even then if the animal is not given proper time to adapt to slow changes in environment it will NOT change, simply become EXTINCT!!!
THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE EVOLUTIONIST IN THE WORLD that believes a dolphin put in the desert and left to die there has ANYTHING EVEN TO DO WITH EVOLUTION!!!!! This is pure nonesens!!! This is nothing more than the slaughter of an INNOCENT ANIMAL OF GOD! This is animal CRUELTY NOTHING MORE!!!
Before you start trying to disprove evolution EDUCATE YOURSELF about what evolutionists believe in!!! Its like trying to disprove the existance of God by, by doing something as foolish and MONSTRUOUS like ripping a page out of the Bible book! "See it rips, its not IMMORTAL and yet it COMES FROM GOD, so GOD MUST NOT BE IMMORTAL AND THUS IS NOW DEAD!!" Do you see how this way of thinking LACKS ANY LOGIC AT ALL!!!!???
How can you disprove evolution when you clearly know nothing about it? If you don't educate yourself about it then how can you fight it?? Its like fighting in the dark and shooting arrows without knowing what your aiming at! How are your enemies suppose to think your a worthy opponent if you don't know anything ABOUT battle????
To know something you need to see both sides of the medal! Creasonists should study on ACTUAL professional web sites that talks about evolution, not CREATIONIST sites talking about what THEY THINK evolutionists think! How can you know if you never look for yourself, and simply take for granted what other creationsist say??? Evolutionists don't just look at TRUE SCIENTIFIC information, they go on true creationist web sites too to see both side of the medal! Its pointless if you only saw one!
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06-12-2008, 08:39 PM
Would SOMEONE please take out the Unsaved Trash?!?
We don't need your 'facts' or 'logic' here. We've got Jesus Christ and the KJV1611, His Holy Word!
Who are we to question why an omnipotent being needs a rest? If the Lord says He's tired, He's tired! End of story!
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Would SOMEONE please take out the Unsaved Trash?!?
We don't need your 'facts' or 'logic' here. We've got Jesus Christ and the KJV1611, His Holy Word!
Who are we to question why an omnipotent being needs a rest? If the Lord says He's tired, He's tired! End of story!
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You would dismiss logic??? You would dismiss facts???
GOD ALMIGHTY gave us the ability to become the most intelligent of all beings!! God gave us a brain that can reach abilities beyond imagination, and you would spoil this INCREDIBLE gift of God? Had God wanted humans to obey blindly and nothing more, why would humans possess such amazing intellectual abilities? Not using the assets given by God is not appreciating what God gave you is it not?
Had it not been for science there would be no American army to protect America, and the horrible Natzis would of taken over without problems!
You seem to repulse logic, yet you do not mind its fruit! If you are on a forum then you possess internet, and internet was not made by people that had no education and no logic! Why are you accepting the fruits of logic if you think it is so bad?
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06-12-2008, 08:41 PM
"Sea creatures left on dry land forget how to re-adapt to water and drown."
How could you even come to that conlusion? They were left stranded in horrible heat with the weight of their own bodies crushing their lungs, dehydrating thoroughly to the point where some died from it, what were you expecting? That they would find back all their strenght and swim happily all at once in a tiny "lake" of freshwater?? There is NO way an animal in such horrible condition and that is CLOSE TO DEATH would suddenly regain strenght!?
HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU TO READ!
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/evol...efinition.html
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This is all I need to read:
http://www.kjv1611.org/
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Then you will never see both sides of the coin, so how can your arguments be any good? Do you not see? You have no knowledge of the world other than through these books, so how can you appreciate the world of God? How can you honour him by making use of the brain he gave you? God made man in his image, so if you refuse all that is linked to education, logic, intelligence then you are sending the belief that God possess none of those do you not? GOD IS ALMIGHTY, GOD IS KNOWLEDGE, GOD IS INTELLIGENT BEYOND ALL, it is BLASPHEMY to accept yourself as the image of God if you do not even attempt to make use of the wonderfull brain he gave you? How insulting can these be to our father and creator?
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06-12-2008, 09:56 PM
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[…]Oh and I happen to KNOW a guy from Sea World!!! He says there is no way they let you have dolphins and NO dolphins were missing, sold, gave or anything! The dolphins bring well over 20,000$ a day EACH, so there is no way they would of departed from them!
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All dolphins were obtained legally from the Japanese Whaling fleet, who have a side line in supplying animals for scientific research.
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Now let me explain little things to you! EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK OVER A DAY, NOR A WEEK, NOR A MONTH, NOR A YEAR AND CERTAINLY NOT OVER ONE GENERATION!!!!
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Well, it’s OK for you to say that now, but before the experiments, it was purely conjecture!
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Evolution works over thousands of generations, one little step at time, one tiny change at a time for over thousands of years, and it takes MILLIONS and MILLIONS of years for MAJOR changes (such as terrestrial becoming aquatic or vice versa) for it to happen!
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As the earth has been around for only 6000years since Creation, I hardly think that your claims merit much attention.
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THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE EVOLUTIONIST IN THE WORLD that believes a dolphin put in the desert and left to die there has ANYTHING EVEN TO DO WITH EVOLUTION!!!!!
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Yes, that’s what you get from those who depart from faith in God’s word I’m afraid – shameful isn’t it?
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How can you disprove evolution when you clearly know nothing about it? If you don't educate yourself about it then how can you fight it??
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Our fight is against those who would try to disprove the Word of God by making ludicrous statements such as those supporting that demon, Darwin.
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Creasonists should study on ACTUAL professional web sites that talks about evolution, not CREATIONIST sites talking about what THEY THINK evolutionists think!
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We know what they say and it is evil rubbish – we work to destroy their theories for the Glory of God!
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All dolphins were obtained legally from the Japanese Whaling fleet, who have a side line in supplying animals for scientific research.Well, it’s OK for you to say that now, but before the experiments, it was purely conjecture!
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They might have been "obtained legally", but even if you bought them there is no way any law allows you to mistreat them in such horrendous way! You can buy a pet and "own" it, but the law will punish you if you mistreat or harm it! There are laws even against mistreating animals sold as food and used in experiments as well! There are proper ways to put to death animals meant to be eaten and it is entirely illegal to torture them inhumanely before so! I can but imagine how heartless and cold it takes a person to do something so ATROCIOUS, you can not be loved by God, there is no way that God would accept such an act!
" As the earth has been around for only 6000years since Creation, I hardly think that your claims merit much attention."
I don't care what my claims mean to you, I was pointing out what evolutionists believe! If evolutionists believe that evolution happens over millions of years, then how is your "experiment" supposed to mean ANYTHING to THEM!? Thus there is no point in this "experiment" because you are not disproving what evolutionists believe of evolution, thus you are disproving NOTHING at ALL?? How can you possibly disprove evolution if you do not disprove what evolution believes in and what evolution is?You claim to try to disprove evolution for the sake of God, yet all you did was disprove what YOU thought evolution was, not what evolutionists believe! And what YOU think evolutionists believe, evolutionists ABSOLUTELY not believe in! This is not about being right or wrong about evolution, this is about disproving something using a valid experiment! Since evolution is not believed to occur within less than millions of years, then it makes no sense to "experiment" on a living creature! Do you follow what I am saying?
You believe tat animals were created all like they now are by God do you not? Well are you not aware that the U.S breed animals all the time in order to obtain genetic mutations that change the animals so that they eventually become what they want them to be? It is a little like hand-forcing and accelerating evolution, (but its human made of course, not really following nature's course), the cow that you eat, the huge pig and the chickens that you eat, they were specially bred over generations to obtain bigger animals that give more milk, eggs, have more muscle mass, look different, have different colorations never seen in the wild and so on!
(no I am not having my menses! Typical man assumption! )
"Now, can I interest you in meeting my friend Jesus? He can help you find Salvation and perhaps a husband." I have seen many original texts from sacred scriptures (thats one thing high education can do for you) I can tell you have obviously never seen, of the friends of Jesus and of people who knew him well and described his life and accomplishments I think Jesus was the greatest human that has ever lived, I also think Jesus was a good an caring man! I just wish more of his so called followers would be more like him! I doubt the Jesus that loved and cared for every creature of God, including animals, would of been cruel enough to torture in the most horrendous fashion innocent dolphins! And I don't see how he could of approved! Jesus was a brilliant man, educated, wise, filled with knowledge, compassion, love, mercy, he accepted people like they were and regardless of their beliefs, gender or race... yet many I see here shun knowledge and education, are cold and heartless, show no compassion or mercy, are cruel to animals and other humans! Is this how you honor Jesus our Christ?
Jesus spared the adulterous woman in the bible, you would certainly stone her! Perhaps you are the one in need of learning more about Jesus, because you certainly do not honor who he was!
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06-13-2008, 08:51 PM
Are you in the right forum?
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Jesus also told that adulterous slut to "go and sin NO MORE" (John 8:11)
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[…]There are laws even against mistreating animals sold as food and used in experiments as well!
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Not in Landover see here.
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Is that the God who drowned all but everything on earth at the time of the Flood; men women, babies, animals, etc.? I honestly think that God is not really bothered, don’t you? Or do you believe in a different God?
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I was pointing out what evolutionists believe![…]And what YOU think evolutionists believe, evolutionists ABSOLUTELY not believe in! […]Do you follow what I am saying?
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Not really. You see, eviloutionists are anti-God, their lies push God into an ever smaller corner if they are believed by the gullible. The Unsaved Trash (e.g. you) are all to willing, because of a public school education, a diet of sugar and popular TV, to believe anything a secular, so-called scientist will publish.
If I start from a position of interesting myself in the minutiae of the so-called science of Evilution, I have to accept that there may be something in it. Clearly, God says there isn’t. This would force a belief in 2 distinct philosophies. As Evilutionists are not out to disprove Creation science but to explain the world in their godless terms, We here at Landover are here to explain the world according to God. It is a nice bonus when our experiments knock a secular scientist out of his ivory tower, but it is not the main purpose.
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No, not really. This article on Godly punctuated smiting, is really excellent and doesn’t get the recognition it deserves – you must read it! It explains so much!
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You mean like the Gadarene Swine that he drove devils into and ran over a cliff? Now that’s a good experiment we could do! We need someone possessed of demons… what are you doing Friday next?
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Didn’t you read what I have written above about the pigs?! Goodness, woman, your attention span is short.
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Yes, it was He who said that He came not to bring peace but the sword wasn’t it – even Unsaved Trash look up to Characters like that.
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No He didn’t! Where did you get that rubbish from – show me the biblical reference! Christ was exceptionally clear – you believe in Him or you roast in the Eternal Fires of Hell – that’s what he said!
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Christ is part of the indivisible Holy Trinity, Christ is the same God as the God of The Old Testament. Here we follow the entire Bible, not just the fluffy-bunny bits. The philosophy that you are describing is more applicable to a middle class, lieberal, concerned women’s meeting at a West Coast Democrat Convention! It has nothing at all to do with Christianity.
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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.
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I myself tried this with my friends baby. He drowned sadly. Jesus could not save his poor soul. This just goes to show that the atheists are most certainly wrong and evilution cannot exist.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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