[Roland]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

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What is a ¨true amedextric¨? Would it be an idea to start using your right knuckle to type?

[Just Chris]

Originally Posted by Roland

What is a ¨true amedextric¨? Would it be an idea to start using your right knuckle to type?

True amedextric means you were born with the ability to write with both you hands. Most of them normally perfer one over the other. It's an extremely rare gift

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

True amedextric means you were born with the ability to write with both you hands. Most of them normally perfer one over the other. It's an extremely rare gift

Hello Chris,

In this case I would suggest you start typing with your right knuckle; your ambidextrous typing just doesn´t seem to work out very well. An extremely rare gift indeed it seems. Judges 20:16 suggests there might be a merit but you just don´t seem to be able to deliver.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Just Chris]

Mister Roland if you were to read my full post you would see I'm not true amedextric but my daughter is. I am left handed and I'm proud of it. I am honored to have same handedness as Ehud a hero of the bible.

[RyanTheM8ron]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

I am left handed and I am proud of it.

Amen brother 🙏🙏🙏

[Just Chris]

Thank you for the support brother. We lefties are a proud people who should be treated with the same respect as right handed people. We are no different from you.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by RyanTheM8ron

"STOP being Left-handed!!!!"

Ahem. No. Left hand is my best hand. I use it to write, and most other things. If I meet God in purgatory and he yells at me just for using a different hand then I'll just tell him "Idfk what to say to you honestly."

You still have time to think up a better response.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Roland

Hello Chris,

In this case I would suggest you start typing with your right knuckle; your ambidextrous typing just doesn´t seem to work out very well. An extremely rare gift indeed it seems.

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

Mister Roland if you were to read my full post you would see I'm not true amedextric but my daughter is.

Some people just cannot learn.

[Just Chris]

Let's not forget Left handed equals dominate right side of the brain, right handed equals dominate left side of the brain. If the right is good then we lefties are good in our minds. If the left is bad then that means you righties are bad in your mind. That is how your logic seems to work. So maybe the Lord made us this way and made so rare because their are so few good people in this world but more corrupt and evil people. We are the 10-12 percent after all and that means we are few. Maybe we the good ones then. It's just theory, I could be wrong or I could be right only time will tell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

Let's not forget Left handed equals dominate right side of the brain, right handed equals dominate left side of the brain. If the right is good then we lefties are good in our minds. If the left is bad then that means you righties are bad in your mind. That is how your logic seems to work. So maybe the Lord made us this way and made so rare because their are so few good people in this world but more corrupt and evil people. We are the 10-12 percent after all and that means we are few. Maybe we the good ones then. It's just theory, I could be wrong or I could be right only time will tell.

That whole "left side," "right side" of the brain nonsense is pseudoscience claptrap invented by socialists who want all children to be raised by the government, starting in public, mandatory preschool. They use fancy words to try and trick you into believing they're talking sense, but in reality they're distracting you and hoping you don't notice how many more young, impressionable people fall victim to the Gay Agenda each and every day. Read your Bible dear, and stop making stuff up.

[Just Chris]

Scientists and doctor's around the world have proven this by studying the brain and seeing how it reacts when you use your hands and feets. When you use your left foot and left arm the right side reacts, when you use your right arm and right foot the left side reacts. God has granted us the material for us to create the technology for us to find out these things.

[redstoneblock]

So let's pretend that I believe in God for just one moment:

Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?


How can I prove that I'm left handed? Simple. My right hand is so useless it can barely grasp a tennis ball, yet alone use it as my functional hand.


You could say that I was just saying/pretending to be left handed, I suppose, but if you ever met me in person you could tell quite plainly that my right hand is completely and useless. Literally - it hangs by my side like an asymmetrical paper cutout.


~ Sincerely,


An Atheist

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by redstoneblock

...
Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?...

Dear Miss Block,

God must have given you the susceptibility of left-handedness because He wished to punish you for the sins of your forefathers (because of their trespasses 1-10 generations ago):

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Bu choosing Jesus and rejecting Sin and utilizing Prayer it is possible to cure this "birth-defect" (Luke 17:6). You see, it may well be "genetic" or "hereditary" or "congenital" but it does not matter. Sin does, and it is obvious that the fathers of the sinister-handed must have angered Jesusquite a lot.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[PoshDosh]

Salutations to my true christian brethren. I came to ask whether it is acceptable to use my left hand in acts such as playing my ukulele and tending to my vege garden and if it is blasphemous in any way and if they are dark deeds I need to be rid of.

Many thanks!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by redstoneblock

So let's pretend that I believe in God for just one moment:

Left-handedness is a birth defect. If God created me, then he created me left-handed. If left-handed people are so damned, why did He make me left handed?


How can I prove that I'm left handed? Simple. My right hand is so useless it can barely grasp a tennis ball, yet alone use it as my functional hand.


You could say that I was just saying/pretending to be left handed, I suppose, but if you ever met me in person you could tell quite plainly that my right hand is completely and useless. Literally - it hangs by my side like an asymmetrical paper cutout.


~ Sincerely,


An Atheist

Perhaps He pre-punished you because He foreknew of your insolent nature and rebellious attitude.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by PoshDosh

Salutations to my true christian brethren. I came to ask whether it is acceptable to use my left hand in acts such as playing my ukulele and tending to my vege garden and if it is blasphemous in any way and if they are dark deeds I need to be rid of.

Many thanks!

This isn't tech support, dear. This isn't the place where you bombard people with questions. Do we look Indian? Come on.

When you registered with our friendly forum, you agreed to join the chorus of Brothers and Sisters singing the Praises of Jesus and helping spread the Good News that infidels will be slaughtered by His Almighty Angels until their blood runs as high as a horse's bridle (Revelation 14:20) and Jesus uses that blood to dye His Royal Clothes (Isaiah 63:3).

So let's get praising!

\o/

[redstoneblock]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Dear Miss Block,

God must have given you the susceptibility of left-handedness because He wished to punish you for the sins of your forefathers (because of their trespasses 1-10 generations ago):

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Bu choosing Jesus and rejecting Sin and utilizing Prayer it is possible to cure this "birth-defect" (Luke 17:6). You see, it may well be "genetic" or "hereditary" or "congenital" but it does not matter. Sin does, and it is obvious that the fathers of the sinister-handed must have angered Jesusquite a lot.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Haha, yes, my Dad put his copy of the Bible through the paper shredder when he was a teen. Then he went out and bought another one because he realised it was a useful reference tool.


That's GOT to be the reason. Not.

[Acg.77]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.

Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT.

Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light.

"You know it's people like you that keep descrimination going. It's sites like this. I am Cathloc, and I have faith that God wouldn't send a good person who has faith in our lord for something he or she was born with. Some people can't just change their southpaw, are they going to hell as well?? I am left handed, and I believe in God. I am good but I make mistakes. I don't think I'm going to hell. What this is is just plain ignorance. What disguising lifestyle do we live? How is our lifestyle bad?? Are u familiar with the saying God made u the way u are? Well he made us lefties, and we're not going anywhere. God is with us lefties and the righties who choose to have faith. Without lefties, u wouldn't have apple products, without lefties, our outstanding breakthroughs might not even have existed, righties and lefties are all the same, no matter what u say.

[Acg.77]

Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

"While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position."

[Acg.77]

Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen

God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:

Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.

Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld

And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.

Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen

Dear Mr. Black

It seems clear to me that you are a "left-hander" who just don't want to change. Well I can't say I'm sorry, that you're gonna burn in Hell for that.
You are right about one thing though. I’m sincerely sad that I do not master God’s own language “American” to perfection yet. Unfortunately, I am raised in Denmark, where Denmarkian is the first language.
As for my opinions... They are, as you can see, based on the Bible’s words, and in clear contrast to you, I believe in each and every one of the scriptures in the Holy Book.
In addition… You should probably be careful to criticize my way to write, as long as you choose to write God without a capitalized G. Enjoy Hell.

Can u make that decision? Can u tell him that he's going to burn in hell? In the bible it states that God forgives us for everything, just as long as we have faith in him, you're ignorant buddy. Oh and look at this - "While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position." Yeah and I'm left handed, God made us lefties and we aren't going anywhere