Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow. |
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-08-2014, 04:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by a true joo
You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination, I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet, what the hell is wrong with you, over some naïve bible you're going to hurt one another. And even if there was a heaven or hell, you'd be the man in the first class seat to hell of what you just said. I would rip those thin glasses and make you shove it down your throat, bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.
|
Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
|
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: florida, us
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-08-2014, 06:00 AM
Is that true that if you're a left handed you're Satan follower? Hmmn I don't think if I would agree with your statement. Can somebody please explain this with basis.
|
|
PHD - Theophysicist Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,087
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In the Lamb's book of life
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-08-2014, 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bettylicious07
Can somebody please explain this with basis.
|
It's explained in depth in the OP. Have you read it? Please also start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies |
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
07-09-2014, 04:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bettylicious07
Is that true that if you're a left handed you're Satan follower? Hmmn I don't think if I would agree with your statement. Can somebody please explain this with basis.
|
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 1
Join Date: Aug 2014
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2014, 03:42 PM
I like my left hand. I do not like my right. If you think god does not like left handers and believe that they are evil. Then you maybe the dumbest piffle in the world. God loves all people. left handers are not evil, just structured different. Some bitch nun or who ever could slap my hand everyday and i would still use my left hand. They could tie it down and all i would use my right hand for is to flip her off and say piffle you.
|
|
PHD - Theophysicist Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 3,087
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In the Lamb's book of life
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2014, 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftHander
God loves all people.
|
What makes you think that? Obviously not the Bible.
Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.
Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.
Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:
Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.
Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.
Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.
Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.
Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies |
|
|
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2014, 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftHander
I like my left hand. I do not like my right. If you think god does not like left handers and believe that they are evil. Then you maybe the dumbest piffle in the world. God loves all people. left handers are not evil, just structured different. Some bitch nun or who ever could slap my hand everyday and i would still use my left hand. They could tie it down and all i would use my right hand for is to flip her off and say piffle you.
|
You catlicks sure have anger issues.
Yours in Christ (NOT "POPE" FRANKY),
Z. Smyth
|
|
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
|
|
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2014, 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftHander
I like my left hand. I do not like my right. If you think god does not like left handers and believe that they are evil. Then you maybe the dumbest piffle in the world. God loves all people. left handers are not evil, just structured different. Some bitch nun or who ever could slap my hand everyday and i would still use my left hand. They could tie it down and all i would use my right hand for is to flip her off and say piffle you.
|
If you think your vile hate speech is going to show us how to be compassionate, maybe you're the dumbest (dirty word) in the world. Baptists don't have nuns. Get your facts straight, dear.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2014, 03:59 PM
Left hand is for SINNERS. Jesus tells us as much!
Matthew 25:33
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Mr. Hander, your soul is in grave danger. we are most worried about your future in eternity. This thread is here because of care and love for our left-handed potential brothers! My paternal grandfather thought as a child he was left-handed but his teacher knew better and tied the left hand immobile behind my grand-dad's back. He became an ex-leftie and I'm pretty sure I'll meet him in Heaven quite soon. Hope you'll get there too, but that requires a change in your attitude towards JESUS!
Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
I'm praying for you. Really.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-31-2014, 05:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftHander
I like my left hand. I do not like my right. If you think god does not like left handers and believe that they are evil. Then you maybe the dumbest piffle in the world. God loves all people. left handers are not evil, just structured different. Some bitch nun or who ever could slap my hand everyday and i would still use my left hand. They could tie it down and all i would use my right hand for is to flip her off and say piffle you.
|
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: United States Of America
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-30-2014, 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Felicity
|
Don't listen to this church there wrong on that point of view I'm A Lefty I'm a Deacon at Church of God Seventh Day. I'm sharing my love with you. What it refers to left in a symbolic and spiritual meaning, if a person does bad he's left handed meaning he's on the devil side. Being lefty doesnt mean bad. God has chosen me since my moms wound to preach and I'm a lefty. God chooses the lefty just as the righties. (Read) Judges 3:13-30
God Bless you and love you sister
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: United States Of America
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-30-2014, 07:48 PM
Nah is not even God chooses the leftys look at Ehud (Read) Judges 3:13-30
|
|
Gushing for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-30-2014, 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CyrusIIITheGreat
if a person does bad he's left handed meaning he's on the devil side. Being lefty doesnt mean bad.
|
So being on the devil's side isn't bad?
You're a mormon, right? Hey I've got a question none of you guys will answer. Where do you hide your horns when you go out in public?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
|
Unsaved trash, dope-addicted pervert
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: on my knees for Jesus and Pastor Zeke
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-30-2014, 09:28 PM
What's the difference? I mean, don't they both have the same functions? If God made the left hand, there must be a purpose, correct?
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-01-2014, 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by musicismyreligion
What's the difference? I mean, don't they both have the same functions? If God made the left hand, there must be a purpose, correct?
|
Dear Nancy-boy;
Go back and read this thread from the first post. All of your idiotic questions will be answered.
I'm Praying for you.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 565
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Where God puts me.
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-05-2014, 08:36 PM
I'm looking for a passage in the Bible that explicitly gives permission to cut off your kid's left hand if they show inclination to use it like a normal right does. Matthew 5:30 springs to mind, but it says right, not left!
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 34
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Sodom of the South
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-12-2014, 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
|
I, too, long for the days when beating left-handedness out of children was the usual practice.
Children showing a definite preference for their left hand were forced to learn to write with their right hand and, in time, would learn to replace diabolical left-handedness with godly right-handedness.
Though, theologically speaking, I don't know where the ambidextrous or the mixed-handed or cross-handed would be on the Salvation © scale. Perhaps someone could enlighten me.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 565
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Where God puts me.
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-12-2014, 02:09 PM
Ambidextrous is the equivalent of being agnostic or a transexual attention-seeking goth passing their useless skill off as "special." C'mon, admit it, they always claim this!
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 34
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Sodom of the South
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-13-2014, 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
Ambidextrous is the equivalent of being agnostic or a transexual attention-seeking goth passing their useless skill off as "special." C'mon, admit it, they always claim this!
|
Now that I've reflected on it, I see that you are right. Ambidextrous persons are always wont to brag and boast of their ambidexterity as a sign of something special of themselves. An "agnostic or transexual attention-seeking goth" no less! You have covered it well, Mr Lombardo!
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 565
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Where God puts me.
|
|
Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
10-14-2014, 06:33 AM
Remember! Goth kids are selfish and haughty, putting their pagan goddess Evenessance before the True God! But the Good Lord said, "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." And the goths will fall into the pit of Darkness and their ambidextrous palms will be torn to shreds, pleasuring their Master Lord Satan's barbed tallywhacker! Glory!
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|