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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-04-2015, 11:33 PM

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you people are despicable.
Looks like the persecution squad has arrived, run everyone!

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-05-2015, 12:07 AM

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you people are despicable.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-05-2015, 01:50 PM

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Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.
Yes, God is clear about these things and His commandments are set out in The Bible. You did not post Scripture in support of your points so I'm happy to do that for you:
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Help people.
Matthew 25:35-40 KJV
I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
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Love your neighbor.
Mark 12:29-31 KJV
[Jesus speaking] The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
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Pray.
I Thessalonians 5:17 KJV
Pray without ceasing.
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Sing.
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Sing unto the LORD, praise ye the LORD:
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Give thanks.
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Give to the needy.
Deuteronomy 15:11 KJV
For the poor shall never cease out of the land: therefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt open thine hand wide unto thy brother, to thy poor, and to thy needy, in thy land.


Well there are plenty of other religions, they are all false religions obviously because they deny God or venerate idols or worship the sun and stars or even rats in some cases while blocked on hashish like the sky's the limit when people start making up religions for themselves without reference to what God has explained for us, but clearly your reference was not to those and the Scripture I've selected supports what you've announced in this respect.

There are numerous other passages of course, but let's take a closer look at the text relating to song:
Jeremiah 20:11-13 KJV
[Jeremiah speaking, on the occasion of his being clapped in the stocks] ..The LORD is with me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not prevail: they shall be greatly ashamed; for they shall not prosper: their everlasting confusion shall never be forgotten. But, O LORD of hosts, that triest the righteous, and seest the reins and the heart, let me see thy vengeance on them: for unto thee have I opened my cause. Sing unto the LORD, praise ye the LORD: for he hath delivered the soul of the poor from the hand of evildoers.
Who are these evildoers? There was a specific evildoer, Magormissabib, who'd been making deceptive prophecies and clapping people in stocks. But in his prophetic capacity Jeremiah was also speaking more generally. The LORD would be giving Magormissabib a good blast yet is not restricted to just that individual at that time: O LORD of hosts, that triest the righteous, and seest the reins and the heart applies to all people at any time and God's definition of evildoers has not changed any more over time that His entreaty to Help people, Love your neighbours, Pray, Sing, Give thanks and Give to the needy.

Returning to your originally posted piece from yesterday in which you mentioned ways to praise God derived from The Bible as shown, a different theme concerning evildoers AS DESCRIBED BY GOD (but dismissed by you for some reason) is clear:

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Are you actually kidding me? Don't you people have better things to do than torture poor queer people? Religious groups can just never be happy with us, can you? First you tell us it's not right to have sex, and then you hate us for not having sex? What are you afraid of us doing? Also, why are women suddenly only on earth to make babies? This conversation is the reason I've lost my faith. You want to please God? Help people. Love your neighbor. Pray. Sing. Give thanks. Give to the needy. Do literally anything but sit around on your asses anonymously oppressing my identity online. You are a human and you are alive and you have a religion so start piffleing showing it. I think God is too busy being God to care about your petty hate of asexuals. God gave you life, so get one.
Not us. God. We are telling you what God has said. And don't just crouch there going hearsay ▸▸ READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

Notice some of the words God uses for wretches who think they know better than Him? Here is a small selection from the same source requiring us to pray, sing His praises, love our neighbours and the other things you mentioned. Why do you accept His instruction in one place but not in the others? It's a legitimate question and one you do need to answer.
  • abomination
  • defiled
  • vomit
  • unrighteous
  • wickedness
  • malicious
  • envy
  • murder
  • debate
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  • inventors of evil things
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-05-2015, 03:04 PM

Ass sexuals are perverts in God's Eyes. He forbids ass sexuality throughout the Bible, even imposing the death penalty in places. I think the Republican party needs to crack down on this unnatural perversion by allowing Christians to carry firearms openly and stand our ground.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-11-2015, 06:17 AM

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Asexuality (just like beastiality, homosexuality, race mixing and other sexual perversions) makes me want to puke. God wants to you have children, many children, that you should train to be soldiers for Christ, and in order to do this, you have to have sex, GOD wants you to get married and SEE YOU have sex. Do you think that you are in a position to stand up to God's will? I am saddened and disgusted to see that you have chosen to be an asexual pervert and a part of the LGBTA community (Lesbian/Gay/Transgender/Asexual)

Think you can get away with being an asexual? Well maybe in this life, but certainly not in the hereafter. All perverts gets raped in hell, but i can guarantee you that Satan will rape you twice as much as the other perverts for your choice to be an asexual

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN FOR SOME piffleED UP KNOWLEDGE SIR.

GUESS WHAT I AM? IM A 16 YEAR OLD ASEXUAL GIRL WHO IS AMERICAN-JAMAICAN,GERMAN,CHINESE,CUBAN AND HAS NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK

I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE I THINK ITS NOT SOMETHING REQUIRED FROM ME BECAUSE OF GOD. I DONT THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO MY MALE COUNTERPART AND I AM SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE MALES IN MY SCHOOL, SO SMART I CAN GET A DEGREE FROM ANYWHERE I WANTED.

SO BECAUSE OF YOUR VIEWS MY EXISTENCE IS ONE BIG BALL OF SIN AND I SHOULD BE TERMINATED

WE LIVE IN THE FLUFFING 21ST CENTURY PEOPLE, THE BIBLE WASNT EVEN WRITTEN BY GOD, IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN.

BY YOUR STANDARDS WE WOULD BE BACK TO THE DARK AGES FIGHTING OF MEAT WITH CLUBSU HEATHENS. I DONT CARE IF GOD WANTS ME TO HAVE CHILDREN. MY BODY IS MY CHOICE, AND NO ONE ELSES, SO piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS. ITS AN OUTDATED BOOK MADE BY MAN THAT IS HYPOCRITICAL BY TELLING US TO LOVE EVERYONE YET HATE THOSE WHO DONT SERVE OUR GOD.
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN FOR SOME piffleED UP KNOWLEDGE SIR.
I have some knowledge for you too: your Caps-Lock key is stuck.

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GUESS WHAT I AM?
Let me guess: some kid who is asexual and acts out against True Christians in a fit of rage? Maybe even with some Canaanite blood? Probably also born to non-Christian parents.

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IM A 16 YEAR OLD ASEXUAL GIRL WHO IS AMERICAN-JAMAICAN,GERMAN,CHINESE,CUBAN AND HAS NATIVE AMERICAN ANCESTRY BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK
Bingo!

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I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX
You're not supposed to "have sex", you are supposed to bear Children for God. You should not enjoy it either.

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I DONT THINK I OWE ANYTHING TO MY MALE COUNTERPART
Oh boy. I'm not even going to start with the couple thousand Bible verses to the exact contrary. Let's focus on the key point here: sex. You owe it to God, simple as that.

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AND I AM SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE MALES IN MY SCHOOL
That makes perfect sense. Only home-schooled children are smart.

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SO BECAUSE OF YOUR VIEWS MY EXISTENCE IS ONE BIG BALL OF SIN AND I SHOULD BE TERMINATED
Do you acknowledge that "our views" are based on the KJV 1611 Bible? Whose views are they? Ours of God's?

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THE BIBLE WASNT EVEN WRITTEN BY GOD, IT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN.
Yes, men wrote the Bible. Duh. But it was God who dictated it to them.

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MY BODY IS MY CHOICE, AND NO ONE ELSES, SO piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.
Yes, and where your soul goes (Heaven or Hell) is God's choice. Guess what the smart choice is?

I am honestly surprised how you believe you can tempt us Christians here. Usually when harlots tempt men, it's through sex. But you don't have sex on the table. What can you tempt us with then?

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ITS AN OUTDATED BOOK MADE BY MAN
Please give references from the KJV 1611 Bible justifying that position.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-17-2015, 07:27 AM

I do not understand this whole "asexual" thing.

You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.

Why do you have to shout everybody about that?

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You make GOD's little soldiers with your wife or husband. That is a duty and sometimes your duties are not so nice.
Exactly, dear friend. God commanded us to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28, 9:1), but "asexuals" make the lifestyle choice to ignore Him. Since they already have the same rights as everyone else in our secular society, I conclude that they are seeking special privileges. Also, I guess our uppity negress friend doesn't want to be saved (1 Timothy 2:15).


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-19-2015, 04:08 PM

Everyone knows that ass sex does not result in Christian offspring (it might result in negro offspring). We can safely conclude that ass sexuals are not Christian.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-29-2015, 08:52 AM

So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-29-2015, 11:26 AM

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So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?
If it's aimed at producing children AND you don't enjoy sex, then you're good.

That also limits what heterosexual couples can do because out of four commonly used orifices, only one has child-bearing potential if you catch my drift.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 04-29-2015, 08:18 PM

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So, I'm going to come clean here. I think sex is disgusting.
But, if I still have sex with whoever I'm married to, I'm still good, right?
Friend, if you're not Saved, then nothing you do is good, regardless of how closely it aligns with the Will of God. You must understand, God hates your sin, He hates it so much that He would rather toss you right into the very Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) than to let you step one inch into Heaven. It's not because He hates who you are, He hates what you are: Until you have been Born Again, you are, and will remain A Sinner. And that disgusts Him. He even likens your sin to a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Would you want a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags to be plopped right down at your Christmas Dinner Table? Would you want to subject your family and friends and guests of honor to the stench and flies and crusty crumbs of such a disgusting thing? No, and neither does God want to invite you to Heaven, even if you always and only ever had sex in the context of holy matrimony, using your wife's front-butt exclusively.

I hope that helps.



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Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.


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Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.
It is revolting in the highest. It concerns me that in this day and age a youth of 13 can go on the internet and learn words like s*x with impunity. Where are the parents???


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Hello dear. I think in your introduction you said you were only 13 years old, and it is good to see a young person with such a healthy attitude.

Speaking as a mother of 8, the word I prefer for the act of procreation is distasteful rather than disgusting. If it is actually disgusting, then someone is doing something very wrong indeed.

Pay attention to the very wise words of Sister Mary Etheldreda, who always explains these sensitive matters so much better than I ever can.
Er... You've got the wrong user. My age is kept anonymous to everyone except for the Administrators of this forum. My introduction thread was here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=105619 ), in case you need to read it over again.

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Friend, if you're not Saved, then nothing you do is good, regardless of how closely it aligns with the Will of God. You must understand, God hates your sin, He hates it so much that He would rather toss you right into the very Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) than to let you step one inch into Heaven. It's not because He hates who you are, He hates what you are: Until you have been Born Again, you are, and will remain A Sinner. And that disgusts Him. He even likens your sin to a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Would you want a pile of stinking, festering, old menstrual rags to be plopped right down at your Christmas Dinner Table? Would you want to subject your family and friends and guests of honor to the stench and flies and crusty crumbs of such a disgusting thing? No, and neither does God want to invite you to Heaven, even if you always and only ever had sex in the context of holy matrimony, using your wife's front-butt exclusively.

I hope that helps.

Cool, thanks.

I'll consider it the one thing I actually did right, then. "Hey, God, I'm a steaming pile of menstrual rags, but at least I'm not a steaming pile of menstrual rags covered in shit!"
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"Hey, God, I'm a steaming pile of menstrual rags, but at least I'm not a steaming pile of menstrual rags covered in shit!"
That is a good start. But someday you must fully accept that you are even lower than that, as you were born deserving nothing but aeternal damnation. It is only through undeserved forgiveness that we attain to anything but.


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Marriage and especially sex scares me. Is something wrong with me? What do I do? (((((
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How you feel about marriage and sex is irrelevant. God expects you to marry and bear children.

Gen 1:27-28 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

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11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


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What about people who are gay or whatever and still get married and have kids?
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