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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 10:59 PM

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The world *is* flat, sinner. The astronauts lied to us all. Who do you think is more likely to lie:

1. God, creator of all things, who knows all, and is Good.

2. Some rotten little Scientists.



Beduzzling, isn't it?
Holy...

ok...

When is the last time you've heard of a ship fall off the edge of the world or a plane fly past the edge of the earth?

GET REAL!!!

I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:00 PM

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Funny, since Jesus was most likely a Arab.
Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American™, I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:08 PM

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Baby Jesus is as fair-headed and blue-eyed as any good American™, I am surprised you dare offend His Holy Name with those preposterous affirmations. No wonder you believe in nonsense such as the Big Bang and evilution...
Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

And its evolution you hick.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:08 PM

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I'd rather believe scientist who are looking for cures that your God has created upon man.
What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:10 PM

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Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

And its evolution you hick.
I know what I wrote, and I know that God made Jesus as the most handsome man ever, i.e. blond and blue-eyed. And it's definitely evilution.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:12 PM

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What in the name of Baby Jesus did you just write? I implore you to stop destroying God's own language with that awful grammar...
You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:15 PM

All I can say...

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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:16 PM

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You sir, are a hypocrite, sure I made a few typos but it wasn't as bad as your attempt to spell "Evolution".
Your so called "evolution" is evil, hence, I write evilution. Check this page for information, and this one should give you all you need to know about that evil, evil scheme, that makes Baby Jesus cry.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:18 PM

How many times, SquidMonkey, it is "EVILution" . This is because it was introduced by the Devil to turn people away from Godly Creationism.

Let me do this in Pictoral Form, so a dimwit such as yourself may understand it:

Evilution is made up by monkey-lovers= . The monkey-lovers hate Jesus , and they worship Satan . True Christians™ know that evilution is made up by evil Scientists, and believe in GOD!
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:22 PM

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How many times, SquidMonkey, it is "EVILution" . This is because it was introduced by the Devil to turn people away from Godly Creationism.

Let me do this in Pictoral Form, so a dimwit such as yourself may understand it:

Evilution is made up by monkey-lovers= . The monkey-lovers hate Jesus , and they worship Satan . True Christians™ know that evilution is made up by evil Scientists, and believe in GOD!

How can I worship Satan when I believe NONE of the bible?!
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:23 PM

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Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

And its evolution you hick.
That was uncalled for. You aren't fit to lick the blood off his True Christian™ boots. Apologize at once!

You might also want to take the time to research a topic before spouting off about it. It has been proven 100% that Jesus was no joo, nor was He a sand nigra. Take a look at THIS


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:30 PM

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That was uncalled for. You aren't fit to lick the blood off his True Christian™ boots. Apologize at once!

You might also want to take the time to research a topic before spouting off about it. It has been proven 100% that Jesus was no joo, nor was He a sand nigra. Take a look at THIS
This has to be a joke, it has to be.

I say; get piffleed.

You self-righteous, piece of white trash supremist cunt.
What makes you above everybody? Fit to lick the blood off his boots? Probably AID infested. Go crawl back into your trailers you brainwashed hicks. What the piffle is a sand nigra? Go hang yourself from you're cock.
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:37 PM

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This has to be a joke, it has to be.

I say; get piffleed.

You self-righteous, piece of white trash supremist cooter.
What makes you above everybody? Fit to lick the blood off his boots? Probably AID infested. Go crawl back into your trailers you brainwashed hicks. What the piffle is a sand nigra? Go hang yourself from you're cock.
That language is completely uncalled for, and I don't mean the profanities, because they're all I would expect from you anyway, but the part I outlined. Tell me, have you even read anything besides pornographic movie titles in your life? I recommend you to start reading the One Book that is worth reading, so you can be Saved®, the KJV Bible, of course. Oh, and here you have a nice article about sand nigras.


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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:40 PM

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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:41 PM

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That language is completely uncalled for, and I don't mean the profanities, because they're all I would expect from you anyway, but the part I outlined. Tell me, have you even read anything besides pornographic movie titles in your life? I recommend you to start reading the One Book that is worth reading, so you can be Saved®, the KJV Bible, of course. Oh, and here you have a nice article about sand nigras.
Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.
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Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.
Show me the part of the Bible that forbids hating, and I'll believe you, we only hate what God hates. And we are allowed by God to judge in righteousness, and since we are righteous, we can judge. Besides, it is all about trying to save your mortal soul here, young girl. Accept Jesus today, or spend eternity being butt-raped by demons, it's your choice


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Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.
If you knew the Holy Bible at all, you would know that Jesus commands us to judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

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Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
We are about as "real" as real gets boy. Better wake up and smell the coffee, before you wake up and gulp the sulfur in the lake of fire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Apologize to Pastor Ezekiel at once, you Unsaved Trash.
Why should I;
A ) Listen to a loose whore like you?
B ) Kiss the feet of a Supremist/Elitist?

You are all obviously bullies .
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Default Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific - 09-12-2008, 11:54 PM

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Why should I;
A ) Listen to a loose whore like you?
B ) Kiss the feet of a Supremist/Elitist?

You are all obviously bullies .
You're digging your way down to hell at a pretty fast clip boy. You might want to rethink this strategy.

Jesus called you here for a reason. Think about it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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