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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2018, 08:16 PM
Jerry Van Dyke, who was Dick Van Dyke's younger brother, died recently.
First, Dick Van Dyke's younger TV wife dies, now his brother. Something smells like a deal with the Devil to me.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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01-21-2018, 01:18 AM
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Jerry Van Dyke, who was Dick Van Dyke's younger brother, died recently.
First, Dick Van Dyke's younger TV wife dies, now his brother. Something smells like a deal with the Devil to me.
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It would not be too much of a surprise. Are you thinking big brother Dick may be behind these deaths?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2018, 12:14 AM
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It would not be too much of a surprise. Are you thinking big brother Dick may be behind these deaths?
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I am thinking that for a man of 92, the elder Van Dyke brother is suspiciously spry.
From whence comes his enduring energy and good looks?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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01-23-2018, 01:57 AM
Miss Handmaiden,
I am PRAYING Mr. Van Dyke did, in fact, find Jesus and that Mr. Van Dyke is thanking HIM for living as long as he has.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2018, 03:39 AM
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01-23-2018, 08:36 AM
One can sometimes wonder how we got to man buns wearing Tofu and edamame beans eating male feminist virtue signaling soy boys, and no doubt it can partially be traced to the arrival of "nouvelle cuisine" on the scene. Now there are some things - like putting pineapple on pizza, that whoever was the first to do it should have been summarily executed on the spot, while there are other things that are left to fester.
The French are justifiably reviled for any number of things, but their rich reduced sauces with plenty of butter and cream can be a gastronomic delight - until someone like Paul Bocuse comes along.
Satan has prepared a special rub and slowly rotating spit in the Lake of Fire for Paul Bocuse, and we can all rejoice in a good riddance.
Praise Jesus!
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Paul Bocuse, pioneer of nouvelle cuisine, dies aged 91
By David Chazan, Paris
20 January 2018 - 4:23pm
Paul Bocuse, the celebrated chef and ‘bon viveur’ who pioneered ‘nouvelle cuisine’ and brought the new, lighter version of French gastronomy to tables around the world, has died aged 91.
Emmanuel Macron described him as “the incarnation of French cuisine” and “a mythical figure”. The French president added: “The chefs are crying in their kitchens at the Elysée (palace) and everywhere in France.”
Often called “the pope of French cuisine” and named “cook of the century” in 1989 by the ‘Gault et Millau’ restaurant guide, Bocuse elevated chefs to international celebrities.
He created an empire of restaurants from Japan to Florida and was the most prominent exponent of the “nouvelle cuisine” invented in the 1960s as a more delicate alternative to traditional French cooking, with lighter sauces and more fresh ingredients.
Bocuse often disparaged the notion that his dishes were “nouvelle cuisine”, although he claimed that Henri Gault, the restaurant critic, first used the term to describe food he and other master chefs cooked for the maiden flight of the Concorde airliner in 1969.
Another celebrity French chef, Alain Ducasse, said: “He has been a leader. He took the cook out of the kitchen.”
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018...-dies-aged-91/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2018, 01:53 AM
Ursula K. Le Guin, author of science fiction and fantasy whose writings promoted feminazism, the false religion of Taoism, anarchism, and gender-bending, who lived in the soyboy dystopia of Portland, Ore., will get to write screenplays for the Hell Channel.
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Ursula K. Le Guin, the immensely popular author who brought literary depth and a tough-minded feminist sensibility to science fiction and fantasy with books like “The Left Hand of Darkness” and the Earthsea series, died on Monday at her home in Portland, Ore. She was 88.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-28-2018, 02:19 PM
Ingvar Kamprad, the Swiss Nazi-party m,ember and founder of the IKEA heresy, is dead at 91. After his long life, he's gonna have an infinite amount of time to ponder his misdemeanors in Hell.
Not only was Mr. Kamprad a former Nazi, the IKEA heresy is also one of the principal branches of the homosexual agenda. For instance, they don't hesaitate to promote sodomy and, for the love of God, sell their stylistically mediocre furniture to those of unnatural fornication (see the image above for proof).
Jesus never approved of Mr. Kamprad's businesses.
Nahum 2:9 Take ye the spoil of silver, take the spoil of gold: for there is none end of the store and glory out of all the pleasant furniture.
As for the furniture, I dare say that visiting the IKEA premises not alone purchasing any of their products is like a trailer of the Horrors of Hell!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-28-2018, 02:30 PM
Mr. IKEA should be condemned to assemble his company's furniture for eternity with instructions written in Aramaic, while some demon tests his rectum with different sized allen wrenches. . . Either that, or he should be sentenced to work at an IKEA returns department where it is always the day after Christmas.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-21-2018, 06:38 PM
Billy Graham has been dragged screaming through the Gates of Hell!
Wikipedia records Billy Graham’s sins: “He repudiated segregation and, in addition to his religious aims, helped shape the worldview of a huge number of people coming from different backgrounds leading them to find a relationship between the Bible and contemporary secular viewpoints.”
Let us consider
“He repudiated segregation”
- Does not the Bible warn us against polluting the races that God has made?
Let us consider “in addition to his religious aims,”
Please note that all that follows is therefore NOT religious guidance! It is as if he could switch on and off his "religion".
Which is just as well, because “[He] helped shape the worldview of a huge number of people coming from different backgrounds leading them to find a relationship between the Bible and contemporary secular viewpoints.”
Making any form of concession to secularism is diluting the Word of God and is a deep sin.
Let us consider“William Franklin Graham Jr. KBE (November 7, 1918 – February 21, 2018)”
“KBE” – Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire – was he really American? Where did his loyalty lie? A foreign monarch or America?
Let us consider“[He] was […] an ordained Southern Baptist minister”
– Southern Baptists are not Landmark Baptists as Landover is. They are the ones who betrayed God by making compromises between worldly matters and those of the Spirit as laid down by God.
Let us consider“Graham preached to live audiences of nearly 215 million people in more than 185 countries and territories through various meetings, including BMS World Mission and Global Mission. He also reached hundreds of millions more through television, video, film, and webcasts.”
Imagine each person gave him $1. M't:6:24: No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
His son said of him:"This morning, he departed this world into eternal life in Heaven, prepared by the Lord Jesus Christ—the Savior of the world—whom he proclaimed for 80 years."
Jesus prepares some for Heaven and some for Hell. The train has left and Mr Graham is upon it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-21-2018, 08:05 PM
Billy Graham nearly brought America to its knees - and not for Jesus. Billy Graham was suborned and collaborated with the Jesuits, papists, and Mary worshipers in ecumenism, the New World Order, secularism, "New Age" religions (like Oprah) and Godless communism. This chink preacher has it nailed:
Billy Graham - Satan's Best Pastor for One World Religion (Dr. Gene Kim)
Judgment Day in Heaven - a big thumbs down.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-21-2018, 11:05 PM
Billy Graham is beloved by many. This just goes to show how much effort Satan is willing to go to in order to lead people astray.
Thank you, Pastors of Landover Baptist Church, for not drinking the kool-aid and eating the graham crackers of the false Christian community. You guys are willing to call out the damage that Billy Graham did in the name of Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-22-2018, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Billy Graham is beloved by many. This just goes to show how much effort Satan is willing to go to in order to lead people astray.
Thank you, Pastors of Landover Baptist Church, for not drinking the kool-aid and eating the graham crackers of the false Christian community.
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While it's common to think of Billy Graham as an important preacher, he never owned an aircraft as large as Pastor Zeke's. And now we are in the process of buying him as even larger one. This should put to rest the notion Pastor Zeke was in the shadow of Billy Graham.
Really, it was the other way around.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-22-2018, 02:34 PM
Billy Graham is still on duty.
Billy Graham Converts Thousands To Christ While Waiting In Line To Get Into Heaven
http://babylonbee.com/news/billy-gra...ne-get-heaven/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-22-2018, 09:49 PM
An interesting report, despite being concocted by someone who is communing with the dead - contrary to God's Word, but the point is that conversion after death does not count. If Graham had been "of God" he would have known this.
Proverb:1:24: Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
Proverb:1:25: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
Proverb:1:27: When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Proverb:1:28: Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
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2Pe:3:9: The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
2Pe:3:11: Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
2Pe:3:12: Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
2Pe:3:13: Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
2Pe:3:14: Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
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Billy Graham is beloved by many. This just goes to show how much effort Satan is willing to go to in order to lead people astray.
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As was foretold...
M't:7:15: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
M't:24:11: And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
M't:24:24: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-22-2018, 09:55 PM
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Billy Graham nearly brought America to its knees - and not for Jesus. Billy Graham was suborned and collaborated with the Jesuits, papists, and Mary worshipers in ecumenism, the New World Order, secularism, "New Age" religions (like Oprah) and Godless communism. This chink preacher has it nailed:
Billy Graham - Satan's Best Pastor for One World Religion (Dr. Gene Kim)
Judgment Day in Heaven - a big thumbs down.
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Ha! Proof if proof were needed. (Quite amazing that an Ornamental would know all that!)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-23-2018, 04:50 AM
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An interesting report, despite being concocted by someone who is communing with the dead - contrary to God's Word, but the point is that conversion after death does not count. If Graham had been "of God" he would have known this.
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I was thinking the same thing, but I figured it was some Obama appointed activist judges up to their old tricks - but the Bible (KJV1611) rules and they would have been overridden by God eventually.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-24-2018, 04:26 PM
Right now the news is making a Big To-Do over Billy Graham's funeral.
Why they are reporting this is beyond me. Do people care?
It's not like it was one of the popes. In that case you would get a bunch of overwrought catholics carrying on, which is always good for a laugh.
The guy is already roasting on a spit down in hell, people! He was a liberal, wishy-washy, cherry-pickn' lukewarm "Christian"!
Now that he and his patchoulli-scented incense influence on American Christianity is gone, people will wake up and smell the gunpowder. America will get back to MAGA and Trump and Jesus can usher in a faith-based economy and justice system.
The Bible will go back to prevailing supreme as the source of law and order in this country. If Billy Graham had died earlier, we would me much further along in that effort than we are today.
Thank you, Jesus, for taking out that soft-sell "Christian", Billy Graham. Would you consider doing something dramatic to ruin his funeral in order to drive home your point?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-13-2018, 06:20 AM
Praise God and shout hallelujah from the rooftops. British funny man and pervert dies at 90. Praise Jesus Ken Dodd is tatty bread.
Dirty old man and diddy men die
Just look at what we have missed for all these years.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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