[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson

Where are you getting allentown from? I don't even live there. Then can you ban me? No, my parents aren't ashamed of me.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[James Hutchins]

Ari, My boys and I were praying for you today. One of the little ones, Tim (I think that is his name, who really knows, right?) was asking me about your fascination with a horse's anus. Apparently, he was in the barn early in the morning with my wife, Mrs, Hutchins. He saw the horse defecate a massive steaming pile. He asked his mother (my wife) about it. He wanted to know why any person would be interested in 'hugging it'. My wife, terribly embarrassed (she is a just and sensitive female after all), had to beat the boy for being so foul and disgusting. So I want to thank you very much for spreading the horrible perversion you have. Unlike the phoenix, my boy will not take flight soon. He will be sitting for a long time (we use the hose on bare sole method). I can only imagine the shame your parents must have. Please ask them to email me so we can talk about you.

[TaraAnne]

Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson

Let me start by saying, there's one reason I joined. And that reason is to prove a point.

Hello everyone, I'm Arkin. That is not my real name, but you will call me by it. I've noticed several things on here that rather irritate me. Your way of punishing kids is sad and cruel. If that isn't a joke, I cannot believe you people. Leaving them in the cold? Sick and horrible. I also noticed this topic

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=78484

Let me make this clear... God hates NO ONE. You people try to say how almost everything is evil, when that isn't true. Let me give a small quote, "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."

God hates no one and if you truly believe the things you do, I feel sorry for you. God bless everyone.

-Arkin Laufeyson

Hello young man

Exactly why did you come here?? Three pages of your mindless rants and I do not understand why you hate God's word and His will? You seem to be very confused and hateful to the people God has chosen to help you. Open your heart to God's love and follow His word. You will be better for it

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

I just want to express my sympathy for Arkin.

It can be quite hard for people who have grown up with their own version of the Bible to face up to what it actually says. Following God requires far more than you assumed based on the impression your parents and religious figures gave you and the handful of "inspiring" Bible quotes you have memorised.

It's not really Arkin's fault, it's a systemic societal failing. Young Christians aren't being encouraged to read the Bible by their parents or their school teachers. Unfortunately it's just breeding a generation of ignorant hippies rather than True Christians™.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson

SLYTHERIN AND PROUD!

Are you eight years old?