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08-13-2010, 06:23 AM
Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.
On the other hand, Christians always smile.
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08-13-2010, 06:31 AM
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Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.
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How could any atheist smile? Deep down in their hearts they all know Hell is approaching, and it's approaching fast.
I'll be praying for mr. Hitchens, I hope God leaves him the use of his voice and life long enough to renounce atheism and go to Heaven with all of us.
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Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion -
08-13-2010, 03:07 PM
This posting is a prime example of why Christianity is losing its foot hold in Western Society. To revel in the thought that you’re all powerful and compassionate deity would focus his, or her, powers on one particular individual and make him suffer in his dying days is revolting. The so called "leaders" of your faith offering money and asking for some more in return, for harassing a dying man to change his deepest convictions is despicable and furthermore not relevant to any of the teachings from your divine. To put forth the argument that jesus is the cause for Mr. Hitchens recent plight is low brow and takes no intellect. The god fearing Commander Hitchens, Christopher’s father succumbed to the same cancer in 1987. Was the great jesus punishing him as well or was it just a form of cancer that was unfortunately passed down, genetically, to his son Christopher? Who also smoked profusely which has been scientifically, without the help of any deity, proven to increase the chances of contracting cancer? Let’s be a little more intellectually honest with ourselves and leave people to their own convictions especially if it comforts them in their dying days.
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08-13-2010, 03:14 PM
@ beewill
Why don't you make an introduction before you go around derailing our Holy threads with your negativity.
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08-13-2010, 03:30 PM
Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.
This is not a joke. Please seek help.
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08-13-2010, 03:58 PM
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Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.
This is not a joke. Please seek help.
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How so friend? All we are trying to do is help Mr Hitchens in his dark moment of need. It is not like we gave him cancer. If I dare say so it would be Hitchen's notorious chain smoking that created his unfortunate condition.
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08-13-2010, 04:01 PM
Please forgive me for not introducing myself, that is clearly protocall. I have done so in the link you so kindly provided.
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08-13-2010, 04:48 PM
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Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.
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Since he got sick, that heathen Hitchens got even uglier! I think God has really started punishing him for his heretical beliefs! Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy!
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08-13-2010, 05:28 PM
For his traveling pleasure on the HELL Train: Jesus, please reserve one extra-wide "love seat" (ordinarily for homer!s and fatsos only)
for Hitchens and his evil twin, Dawkins
Because most Certainly a Just God will remove his chancreous self from the Earth soon also.
Excre-mints for the ride, anyone?
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Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion -
08-13-2010, 06:15 PM
Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim, I have mobilized the Curative Prayer Center at Landover Baptist University to pray for Hitchen's conversion. While we normally pray for patients to be cured directly by God, I am following your instructions to instead pray that Mr. Hitchens to becomes a True Christian™ and then dies of his righteous throat cancer.
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Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion -
08-13-2010, 06:39 PM
Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains " Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!
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America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.
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Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.
As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.
Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.
Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.
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08-13-2010, 07:02 PM
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Glory! Jeffrey Kuhner of the Washington Times explains " Why God is Great" with a 3-page explanation of Hitchens' history as a Bolshevik and a hypocritical God-mocker!
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America's leading atheist is dying. Christopher Hitchens, a prominent public intellectual, has been diagnosed with cancer of the esophagus. The deadly disease has spread to his lungs and lymph nodes.
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Yet it is astonishing how even when starkly confronted with his mortality, Mr. Hitchens is unable to restrain his anti-Catholic bigotry. The specter of death cannot wrench him of his hatred for religion - especially the Catholic Church.
As he describes the pain and gradual degradation that cancer inflicts upon its victim, Mr. Hitchens reminisces about possible regrets in his life. Besides not seeing his children getting married, he is stricken by the prospect that he will never read or write the obituary of "elderly villains," such as the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger. Mr. Hitchens' bile toward Pope Benedict XVI knows no bounds. Typical of many bigots, he clings to his burning hate unto the final hour - it is all that is left to warm his dark, desiccated soul.
Like all atheists, Mr. Hitchens is a hypocrite. He denounces the existence of God while simultaneously living off the ethical norms established by the Judeo-Christian tradition. For example, in his column, he lauds the "selfless" doctors who are treating him, describing their commitment to the dignity of the individual. The sacred nature of human life - and why the West distinctly cherishes it - is a direct result of our Christian heritage: It is the social application of the imperative to love one's neighbor as oneself.
Mr. Hitchens also confesses to taking comfort from all the prayer groups at his treatment center. He is receiving emotional sustenance from people and practices he has spent a lifetime mocking.
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It is true that this man has spread unspeakable lies about the Pope, The Holy Roman Church and many of its kind, humble and visionary clerics but as good Catholics it is our duty to reach out to him right up until his last breath.
Fortunately for Mr. Hutchens, and for our diminishing foreign reserves fund, we Catholics have him surrounded and are prepared to give him Extreme Unction to ensure his salvation while at the same time taking an easy million dollars from some rubes operating a 'Church' from the back of truck-stop somewhere in a corn field.
Since he is receiving his primary care from a Catholic doctor in a Catholic hospital I'd say he is as good as saved!
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05-23-2011, 06:33 PM
Gee Pastor Ezekiel,
I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.
If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.
Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!
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05-23-2011, 06:35 PM
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Gee Pastor Ezekiel,
I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.
If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.
Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!
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Can you prove, using Scripture, that he has said anything wrong?
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05-23-2011, 07:14 PM
That's "motherfu*cker", not piffler!
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05-23-2011, 07:20 PM
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Gee Pastor Ezekiel,
I just want to say that you are one mean ignorant motherpiffleer, and I mean that sincerely and from the bottom of my heart. All you religionists that profess to espouse Christian lover or whatever are really scummy sons of bitches full of hypocritical self-righteousness.
If there really were a god and he/she were full of love and compassion, then I have to believe he/she would spare the world of people like you who wish pain and suffering on others.
Shame on you and anybody who believes your bogus claptrap-- you lowlife poseur!
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We merely pray for God's will to be done.
It is He that doles out the suffering on sinners, friend.
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05-23-2011, 07:33 PM
Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.
Please tell me, what's the difference between you guys and the Taliban?
It's just sooo obvious that you Christian Fundamentalists have a demented view of the world. Bet you were disappointed that the world didn't end yesterday, right?
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05-23-2011, 07:45 PM
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Christianity supposedly professes love (and forgiveness), yet you Bible Fundamentalists take pleasure in Mr. Hitchens' suffering.
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We love Chris enough to hope he converts on his death bed like Darwin and Einstein did. If that isn't love I don't know what is.
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We're snappier dressers. We don't veil or make our women wear burqas. We aren't fighting American soldiers. We profess Jesus Christ. We read the Bible. We don't have prayer rugs. We don't live in caves. Just to name a few.
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A little. I would love to ascend to Heaven and leave you unsaved behind to deal with the unspeakable tortures God is going to pour out all over you.
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05-23-2011, 07:45 PM
Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,
I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.
Congrats on that!-- you must be very proud. Hey, now you can wear "wife beater" undershirts! The Bible sure is full of good stuff, ain't it?
However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)
I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse. Why don't you "Tell Yourself Once" before giving it a good whack? Hallelulah!
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05-23-2011, 07:51 PM
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Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,
I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.
Congrats on that!-- you must be very proud. Hey, now you can wear "wife beater" undershirts! The Bible sure is full of good stuff, ain't it?
However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)
I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse. Why don't you "Tell Yourself Once" before giving it a good whack? Hallelulah!
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Why the hatred friend? All we want to do is spread our Loving Savior's message of unconditional love for all.
Jesus died temporally for your sins friend. Don't make Him burn you.
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