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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-05-2015, 09:48 PM

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Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!
Seems to me that there are a lot of "wolves in sheeps clothing" in the world. For centuries people claim to be a lot of things, and say a lot of things with complete confidence that they know everything. It is a truly sad way to live believing are everything, but actions proving that you really aren't.

I am not Gay, and if I have learned anything being a Christian is admitting when I am wrong and acceptance of those who are different.

What I have just read on this site brings tears to my eyes. I have been on a spiritual journey my entire life. What I have read in the great book is amazing.

Some people prefer the King James version of the bible. I have been studying all the versions. Specifically I enjoy the bible versions before it was chopped up by editors over and over and things added, moved around, removed and replaced.

It is fact that this has happened many many times throughout the years. Side by side comparison is an amazing way to see the truth outside of illusion.

This holy anointing oil, as described in the original Hebrew version of the recipe in Exodus (30:22-23) would be very shocking to you and your group.

That is, when you actually decide to read the bible. Shame on you people for taking Christs name in vain. If you believe you haven't... that in itself is sinful.

The truth hurts, that is why I know you will delete this post. I know its your way or the highway. Trust in God, he will never disappoint you! I hear the fire is hot in Hell. Try not to overdress before you get there!

End note: If you are truly against drugs, I hope none of you are or have ever taken over the counter or prescription drugs, coffee, cigarettes, or eating herbs and spices in your foods. You do know all food falls into the drug category right because what they do to your body? (FDA = Food and Drug Administration)
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-05-2015, 09:59 PM

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being a Christian is admitting when I am wrong and acceptance of those who are different.
This is wrong.

Psalm 2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Would you accept the murderer, the paedophile, homersexual or demoncrat?

Just where you you get you ideas about the Bible(KJV1611) from? Certainly not the Bible(KJV1611).

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Specifically I enjoy the bible versions before it was chopped up by editors over and over and things added, moved around, removed and replaced.
Very true.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

That is why the Bible(KJV1611) is the one true Bible.

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If you are truly against drugs, I hope none of you are or have ever taken over the counter or prescription drugs, coffee, cigarettes, or eating herbs and spices in your foods. You do know all food falls into the drug category right because what they do to your body?
The bottom line is that what you mention does not turn you gay and are irrelevant.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-05-2015, 10:05 PM

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Seems to me that there are a lot of "wolves in sheeps clothing" in the world. For centuries people claim to be a lot of things, and say a lot of things with complete confidence that they know everything. It is a truly sad way to live believing are everything, but actions proving that you really aren't.

I am not Gay, and if I have learned anything being a Christian is admitting when I am wrong and acceptance of those who are different.

What I have just read on this site brings tears to my eyes. I have been on a spiritual journey my entire life. What I have read in the great book is amazing.

Some people prefer the King James version of the bible. I have been studying all the versions. Specifically I enjoy the bible versions before it was chopped up by editors over and over and things added, moved around, removed and replaced.

It is fact that this has happened many many times throughout the years. Side by side comparison is an amazing way to see the truth outside of illusion.

This holy anointing oil, as described in the original Hebrew version of the recipe in Exodus (30:22-23) would be very shocking to you and your group.

That is, when you actually decide to read the bible. Shame on you people for taking Christs name in vain. If you believe you haven't... that in itself is sinful.

The truth hurts, that is why I know you will delete this post. I know its your way or the highway. Trust in God, he will never disappoint you! I hear the fire is hot in Hell. Try not to overdress before you get there!

End note: If you are truly against drugs, I hope none of you are or have ever taken over the counter or prescription drugs, coffee, cigarettes, or eating herbs and spices in your foods. You do know all food falls into the drug category right because what they do to your body? (FDA = Food and Drug Administration)
Please, do not come here to tell lies.
How come you can be a Christian if you can not understand and obey simple rules? Bible is full of simple and easy rules. There are also rules on this site: Make your introduction in the introduction forum.

I pray for you.
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The only question I have, apart from "where is your introductory thread?" is "why is there an apostrophe in your username?"


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-06-2015, 02:04 AM

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Seems to me that there are a lot of "wolves in sheeps clothing" in the world.
Indeed! Surely you don't think Jesus would have warned us against it if there wasn't a legitimate danger for all time? Notice He never warned us about preventing bacterial infection in wounds or the necessity of protecting yourself from identity theft. I can only conclude that these things aren't nearly as important as being able to recognize the wolf in sheep's clothing.

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For centuries people claim to be a lot of things, and say a lot of things with complete confidence that they know everything. It is a truly sad way to live believing are everything, but actions proving that you really aren't.
I'm not really sure what you're going on about here dear, but you sure have me interested in your opinion after such a strong start! So moving on...

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I am not Gay,
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and if I have learned anything being a Christian is admitting when I am wrong and acceptance of those who are different.
Wait. Now I'm confused. If you are a Christian, then surely you recognize the value of seeking the Holy Word of God as your counsel for all things in life? If you routinely go to the Holy Bible for advice, why are you doing things wrong? Why not simply do things right? I mean, how hard can that be? It's all laid right out in black and white. Couldn't be simpler!



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What I have just read on this site brings tears to my eyes.
Oh Me Too! It's many a day I have to set my children to copying the Holy Bible for their entire homeschool day because I become so overcome with gratitude and fear (the only responsible response to Jesus' Wonderful Gift of Salvation). Sometimes I can't even get to my prayer closet, so overwhelmed am I with the intensity of it all. My children have learned to tune out the wailing and praise dancing and focus on their penmanship, but honestly, I don't know how I can even function some days. I think I would spend the rest of my life in my knees, in earnest gratitude to my Lord, not bothering to wipe away the tears or runny nose, or even the other bodily functions that happen to a person who doesn't move for hours or days on end, but for Mr. Etheldred who is very serious about dinner being served on time.

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I have been on a spiritual journey my entire life. What I have read in the great book is amazing.
I know, Right!!!

It. Is. AMAZING!

Why, where else has God given us such fascinating information to learn about talking snakes, creating thousands of languages in a single afternoon, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire floating through the skies, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Israelites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls of Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, conversing with ghosts, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Israelite killing a 1 million strong Cushite army, Jesus walking on water, and how we will rule the world come Jesus' Glorious Return!!!

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Some people prefer the King James version of the bible. I have been studying all the versions. Specifically I enjoy the bible versions before it was chopped up by editors over and over and things added, moved around, removed and replaced.
Well, it is God's chosen one.



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It is fact that this has happened many many times throughout the years. Side by side comparison is an amazing way to see the truth outside of illusion.
Oh I quite agree! I hate illusions myself. I only see truth.

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This holy anointing oil, as described in the original Hebrew version of the recipe in Exodus (30:22-23) would be very shocking to you and your group.
Nothing the Holy Bible reveals is shocking to us, dear. I promise.

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That is, when you actually decide to read the bible. Shame on you people for taking Christs name in vain. If you believe you haven't... that in itself is sinful.
Um, you lost me here, but I agree that taking Christ's name in vain is not appropriate at all. That's why we alone can guarantee you're talking to a True Christian™.

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The truth hurts, that is why I know you will delete this post. I know its your way or the highway. Trust in God, he will never disappoint you! I hear the fire is hot in Hell. Try not to overdress before you get there!
No one has deleted your post, dear. I'm beginning to think you've been drinking too much. Or have you been sniffing glue? That stuff will kill you. You don't want to mess around with that.

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End note: If you are truly against drugs, I hope none of you are or have ever taken over the counter or prescription drugs, coffee, cigarettes, or eating herbs and spices in your foods. You do know all food falls into the drug category right because what they do to your body? (FDA = Food and Drug Administration)
So anything that interacts with an/or affects your body is a drug now? Like... air? Gravity?

Son, I'm going to suggest you put down the paper bag and walk away from the paint cans. Take a walk outside. Don't believe everything you think.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-07-2015, 08:57 AM

Not debating but reasoning here. What should I do about all the references to cannabis in the bible? I asked if anyone has read about the annointing oil and as called a "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". SOOOOO should I burn my ancient texts because they were printed on cannabis fiber in the 1600's or should I put them all up for sale on ebay and by ones made with tree pulp? I know some churches that have bibles containing the same fibers... Should I organize a Crusade and burn these Devil Churches to the ground? A couple I have entered were also Baptist so I am in a dilema here, someone please guide me because Jesus came to me in a day dream and said I should do it!


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1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-07-2015, 09:10 AM

You Judge me call me "Not a True Christian" because I speak what is written while you take it out of context and say what you perceive, and accuse me of of being gay? Ive never done a drug in my life, I haven't even touched a woman, I have devoted my life to GOD! You make a Mockery of Christianity in every work you type. Everything I have read on this site is a Mockery to GOD. Revelation 22:18 "Nothing May Be Added"
18 I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues which are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.…


Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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You Judge me call me "Not a True Christian" because I speak what is written while you take it out of context and say what you perceive, and accuse me of of being gay? Ive never done a drug in my life, I haven't even touched a woman, I have devoted my life to GOD! You make a Mockery of Christianity in every work you type. Everything I have read on this site is a Mockery to GOD. Revelation 22:18 "Nothing May Be Added"
18 I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues which are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.…
I do not understand why you come here filled with such ire and frustration?

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 01-07-2015, 01:33 PM

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I haven't even touched a woman,
Gayiest things I've ever heard.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Not debating but reasoning here.
It's so uncommon to have a person come and not debate, but to provide a reasonable, intellectually stimulating conversation that focuses on our favorite subject, !

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What should I do about all the references to cannabis in the bible? I asked if anyone has read about the annointing oil and as called a "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". SOOOOO should I burn my ancient texts because they were printed on cannabis fiber in the 1600's or should I put them all up for sale on ebay and by ones made with tree pulp? I know some churches that have bibles containing the same fibers... Should I organize a Crusade and burn these Devil Churches to the ground? A couple I have entered were also Baptist so I am in a dilema here, someone please guide me because Jesus came to me in a day dream and said I should do it!
That's not reasoning, dear. That's being sarcastic, which is a passive-aggressive form of debate. So not only are you a liar, you have revealed yourself to be a bitter, emotionally retarded liar.

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You Judge me call me "Not a True Christian" because I speak what is written while you take it out of context and say what you perceive, and accuse me of of being gay?
Don't be silly. We judge all trees according to their fruit (Matthew 7:17). We judge your claim to be a Christian against your decidedly unChristian behavior. You don't speak about what is written in the Holy Bible, but what you want to focus on. That's disingenuous at best, and your hypocrisy is glaring to everyone who doesn't suffer from your mental blind spot.

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Ive never done a drug in my life, I haven't even touched a woman, I have devoted my life to GOD!
Well, it's not too late to make it count. If you truly want to devote yourself to God, you must first Know Him. Do not count on your own interpretation of the Bible, read the Words as written. Read them in context of the Big Picture. It's a beautiful love letter to humanity that reveals the fact that there is a Divine and Perfect God who created us, owns us, supervises us while we live our lives, even in our most intimate, private moments, even when we are asleep, who knows our thoughts, even those we don't know we have, who judges us not only for the thoughts we have but for the ones we fail to have, who judges our actions, as well as our failure to act according to a predetermined expectation unknown to our fallible minds, who can and does manipulate the world around us in seemingly random ways to create for us experiences of pleasure and wonder, or pain and suffering, depending on what we do or fail to do, think or fail to think, or for reasons completely unexplainable to our human minds, watching all the while as we learn to interpret these events and then respond accordingly to the supernatural form of communication superior to mere reciprocal language, making sure we appropriately and unconditionally follow certain protocol under punishment of eternal torture if we fail.



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You make a Mockery of Christianity in every work you type. Everything I have read on this site is a Mockery to GOD.
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Revelation 22:18 "Nothing May Be Added"
18 I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues which are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.…
Please show where any True Christian™ has quoted the Holy Bible, including words that do not exist in the King James Version. Be specific.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 04-11-2015, 06:51 AM

Nothing you've said here is backed up with articles or any scientific proof

Also I'll have you know my parents smoke pot and they are still straight. This is just a blasphemous way to use god and Jesus for your dislike of weed
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Nothing you've said here is backed up with articles or any scientific proof...
Says the guy who doesn't use articles or scientific proof to justify anything he's said.


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 04-12-2015, 07:48 PM

Marijuana, while bad, doesn't make you homosexual or otherwise change your sexual orientation (it won't turn gay people straight, either).

I've seen people that smoke pot, and don't feel they changed in that aspect, but their life was going way downhill.

Also, AIDS doesn't make you gay, neither does any other STD.

Pot isn't what you want if you want to be demonic either, go do some kind of sorcery, that has a 140% chance of working according to sane Christians.
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Childish drivel
If you are going to post "information", then back it up with (Scriptural) references.

Going "X doesn't do Y" is not a factual statement, it's nothing more than your unsubstantiated personal opinion until you can back it up.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Marijuana, while bad, doesn't make you homosexual or otherwise change your sexual orientation (it won't turn gay people straight, either).

I've seen people that smoke pot, and don't feel they changed in that aspect, but their life was going way downhill.

Also, AIDS doesn't make you gay, neither does any other STD.

Pot isn't what you want if you want to be demonic either, go do some kind of sorcery, that has a 140% chance of working according to sane Christians.
Demon, you are about as wrong and hellbound as you can be.


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Demon, you are about as wrong and hellbound as you can be.
I know nothing about a demon called "concern".

I'm bound to whatever the hell I feel like, more like.
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I know nothing about a demon called "concern".

I'm bound to whatever the hell I feel like, more like.
Hello ConcernedIndiviual.

You do not seem happy maybe you should try holding hands with Jesus when I started doing that I became a happier person even though I was in a hospital and my kids stopped talking to me they are not getting anything I am old.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 04-14-2015, 06:17 AM

Smoking Marijuana makes one believe that islam is a race. I don't have any scientific proof to this claim, but I've encounter alot of sodomite pot smoking lowlives who defend muslim terrorists in Yahoo answer.


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 04-14-2015, 11:43 AM

I sometimes wonder if it was not that first joint in gradeschool which began my transformation into a drug addled, devil worshiping sex slave with multiple personality disorder. I suspect the elders of the Theosophical Society were using this dangerous chemical to induce suggestible states in the youth and force us to have sex with aquatic mammals during some of the time I have lost to occult mind control technology.

Marijuana mind control was developed by the CIA during project MKULTRA in an attempt to establish a New World Order under the monarchy of the antiChrist, Hillary Clinton. All they need now is for the federal government to stand down in the War on Drugs to guarantee her election.


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 04-16-2015, 03:26 AM

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I suspect the elders of the Theosophical Society were using this dangerous chemical to induce suggestible states in the youth and force us to have sex with aquatic mammals during some of the time I have lost to occult mind control technology.
Occultists frequently engage in ceremonies involving the deadly narcotic marihuana and dirty, non-procreative s*x. This puts them in contact with their master Satan, who whispers lies into their eager ears. He is the Prince of Lies.

Thanks to the imbibation of marihuana cigarettes among these willing thralls of the Prince of Lies, all manner of perversion involving marine mammals has gained a foothold in our once-Christian society! This includes Dolphin-Assisted Birth®:



They have even gone so far as to establish a witches' coven in Hawaii, where their own material proclaims their intention to "dolphinify" God's Creation! This will no doubt involve the dark occult sacraments of marihuana, homosexurality, and pederasty. Pray for our nation in these last days!


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