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Question Gday from Australia - 07-17-2008, 01:00 PM

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I live in Sydney where 500,000 Christian youngsters are celebrating "Life & Love" as they call it with their superhero "Pope" Benedict XVI. I don't know much about all this stuff but I know your Church is pretty strict on treading the Biblical line. What do you guys think of this so called "World Youth Day" (demonic link deleted) (week, more like)? Are you aware our state goverment has spent $150 million of our tax dollars on this? Isnt the Catholic Church the worlds richest religion?

Personally I dont know if God exists or not, I'm yet to see the scientific proof on that one, but I had 2 opportunities tonight to run over some WYD pilgrims, both times I wussed out.

Anyway, Gday from Australia

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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-17-2008, 01:08 PM

We do not approve of mary worshipers, because they aren't even Christian.

Take a look at THIS and learn about the whore of Babylon (roman pope antchrist).

I'm surprised that the nazi pope bothered to visit Austria. Do the Catlickers want knuckle dragging abos in their churches?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-17-2008, 01:46 PM

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Personally I dont know if God exists or not, I'm yet to see the scientific proof on that one, but I had 2 opportunities tonight to run over some WYD pilgrims, both times I wussed out.
Maybe you should spend some time with a KJV Bible instead of waiting for Satan worshipping scientists to crap out some more "facts".


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-17-2008, 01:56 PM

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Personally I dont know if God exists or not, I'm yet to see the scientific proof on that one, but I had 2 opportunities tonight to run over some WYD pilgrims, both times I wussed out.
God doesn't want you believe because you "see the scientific proof." God wants you to walk by faith, not by sight (2 Cor. 5:7). In fact, God sometimes even fudges the evidence to make sure that you have unquestioning faith in Him:

Deut. 13:1-3: If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them; Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-17-2008, 03:04 PM

Still, we wouldn't have chastised you for an act of mercy like that.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-18-2008, 02:09 PM

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We do not approve of mary worshipers, because they aren't even Christian.

Take a look at THIS and learn about the whore of Babylon (roman pope antchrist).

I'm surprised that the nazi pope bothered to visit Austria. Do the Catlickers want knuckle dragging abos in their churches?
Australia not Austria.

Wow, that links an eye opener... I had no idea.

Whats KJV?
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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-18-2008, 02:21 PM

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Australia not Austria.

Wow, that links an eye opener... I had no idea.

Whats KJV?
It is a King James Version of the Good Book! Have you ever read a Bible? I hope the Lord smacks you across the face and wakes you up!


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-18-2008, 02:42 PM

Come over here, boy, and I'll smack you too.


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If there's smacking to be done, I'll form an orderly queue! (This Austrian boy's a complete idiot, has he never heard of Landover, its glorious history and its fight for True Christianity???)





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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-18-2008, 06:32 PM

There are only two things that come from Australia, descendants of British convicts and sheep.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-18-2008, 10:30 PM

Wait a second. Did this guy just tell us he's a queer? Is that Austrian for "gay from australia?"


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-19-2008, 07:48 AM

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Have you ever read a Bible?

Yeah, I did read a bit of it. After reading the world was created in 6 days (when I stopped laughing) I threw it away...

Come on man, 6 days? What about dinosaurs?
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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-19-2008, 10:36 AM

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Wait a second. Did this guy just tell us he's a queer? Is that Austrian for "gay from australia?"
Brother Zeke,

I believe G'Day is Australian-speak for 'Gay-Day'. They basically just abbreviate those two words - but it still sounds the same if you listen hard enough.

We all know that Ass-tralia is infested with filthy homers, so I'm not surprised this disgusting 'phrase' has become an everyday greeting over there!
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There are only two things that come from Australia, descendants of British convicts and sheep.
Er, Bro Izzy? What's the second thing?


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Er, Bro Izzy? What's the second thing?
1) descendants of British convicts
2) Sheep

Its easily confused with these Australians they have been breeding with their sheep that long they are starting to look like them.


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1) descendants of British convicts
2) Sheep

Its easily confused with these Australians they have been breeding with their sheep that long they are starting to look like them.
I bet the dirty homer Brits fell all over each other trying to get convicted. Imagine all the fun they had being incarcerated sodomites. The only thing better at that time was being a Royal Navy officer.


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-20-2008, 06:10 AM

Your average Australian man


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Your average Australian man

Is that an outtake from Brokeback? Ick....


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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-20-2008, 12:55 PM

You guys are not so nice, I thought Christians were supposed to, like, love their neighbours or something like that... You guys are jack-asses!
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Default Re: Gday from Australia - 07-20-2008, 02:14 PM

Let's see, you come in to OUR forums mocking GOD and the Bible, and spreading anti-Christian hate speech, and WE'RE the ones who aren't very nice.

Better watch your attitude.



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