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ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 12:59 PM
URGENT!
It has come to our attention that as of now there is no place or society on Earth that would be gay-free, untainted by homosexual homer gay persons. A recent survey has found that a surprising number of Republicans have had homersexual gay sex.
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When asked: “Have you ever had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex?”, 18% of Americans say yes and 82% say no. Among those who describe themselves as heterosexual, 12% have had a gay sexual experience.
20% of under-30s have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex, and 25% of 30-44 year-olds.
Just six percent of African-Americans said they have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex... 20% of white people and 15% of Hispanic people have done so.
Meanwhile, 12% of Republicans say they have had a sexual experience with a member of the same sex – despite the party’s homophobic stance – compared to 19% of Democrats.
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This is SAD and AWFUL!
While this is of course better than the situation in the atheist Democratic party, 12% is still more than alarming. 12% actually means that if there are 100 GOP supporters, 12 of them are actually IMPOSTORS, sodomites who are there only to destroy God's Favorite Political Movement from the INSIDE. This is intolerable. Just think: only 6% of Hamites are homosexual, half less than Godly Republicans.
What does this mean for the 2016 elections? It means a great deal. At the moment we have 38 GOP candidates. 12% of 38 is 4.56 candidates. Thus, 4 or 5 of OUR candidates are IMPOSTORS, homers who are running only to insult Jesus and everything that is pure and innocent (1 Kings 15:12), and to corrupt our CHILDREN!
Big Question: Who are these impostors? We have some guidelines to follow based on the survey. Based on the small incidence of homosexuality in the African-American community, it is feasible that only 1 (or none) of these homers is a Hamite. Otherwise, we had better look into the mindset of each and every candidate. It is a tough job and I cannot say that I can do it alone. The details of each candidate can be found HERE and I can present next my preliminary assessment.
The Suspects:- Mr. Bickelmeyer - "An eccentric (Genesis 35:2) fellow". Highly suspicious.
- Dr. Carson - a secular physician, thus, opposed to Jesus (2 Chronicles 16:12-14), but a Hamite and thus probably not.
- Mr. Cruz - "one of the intellectual leaders of the tea party movement". While everyone supports the Tea Party Movement the name was poorly chosen as homers drink tea but Godly men drink other beverages (Genesis 9:21).
- Mr. Cullison - "worries about the abused and destitute in the US". Highly suspicious.
- Mr. Fellure - "advocating alcohol prohibition and the criminalization of homosexuality". Seems too obvious: could this be a facade?
- Mrs. Fiorina - Why would a woman run for precidency ? (Ephesians 5:22-23)
- Mr. Hill - listed because of his "Living Wage plan and his support for labor unions and recognition of gay marriages". Too obvious, thus, probably not.
- Mr. Jindal - "Indian American". Navajo? Cherokee? No-one seems to know. Highly suspicious.
- Mr. Lower - supports "widespread solar power infrastructure and hydroponic farming (Genesis 9:2)". VERY suspicious.
- Mr. Martin - has "a colorful past". Don't we all? Youthful experimentation with masculine pleasures can be forgiven. Not very suspicious.
- Mr. Pataki - "a red Republican who has found success in blue (Exodus 25:4) country". Moderately suspicious.
- Mr. Rubio - "of Cuban heritage" says it all.
- Mrs. Sterling - "blames GMOs above all else for childhood obesity, and pledges to eliminate their use in school cafeteria food". Again, someone who's forgotten Philippians 3:19. Highly suspicious. And a woman (?).
- The Donald - NOT a suspect (but we are unbiased).
This is the short list but it is incomplete. While some are more likely to be impostors, uncertainty remains. Who can unravel the mystery?
Yes. It is us- True Christians™. Why? Because we CAN judge!
1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
Verily, our spiritual judgment can shed light into this mystery. By True Christian(s) prayer and polling we can aid the GOP to get rid of the homer menace and secure a clear victory for The Donald in 2016.
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 01:48 PM
Mrs. Sterling, definitely. From the link you provided:
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Shawna Sterling lives in the state of Kentucky. Other than that fact, she offers little personal information about herself, such as her city and state of birth, employment background, or education credentials.
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There must be a reason why she wants so little to be known about her private life and employment: My bet it is lesbian porn on both occasions.
At this moment I can not prove it, I haven´t been able to identify her in the hamster database under that category but I´m sure the True Christians™ can find a match in their probably much larger database.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 02:03 PM
That dark skinned fellow whose first name is "Bobby" has always looked suspicious to me.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 02:23 PM
I think they're all a bit queer.... except for "The Donald" of course.
Let's see... a nigra, a sand nigra, and 2 women running for President. Looks more like the Democrat party line up than a Republican one. What's ever happened to our beloved Republican party?
No worries though... "The Donald" will surely be elected POTUS, and he'll make America great again... along with the Republican party!
"With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men." - Judges 15:16
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Mrs. Sterling, definitely.
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More on this woman here. There is much to question, but let's get to the important stuff
Even if she's not an actual lesbo, she's some sort of fifth columnist.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 07:14 PM
yeah you dont be eatin them organsim food and still be straight. if you wasnt gay before you eat it you is after. and i think she got a mustash if you look real close. she gay.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 07:18 PM
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and i think she got a mustash if you look real close. she gay.
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That's too bad. I'm sure she could have made a useful wife to a hard working man if the Lesbians hadn't gotten to her first. She looks like she could nurse an infant, dress a wound, and grind some corn, all while pulling a plow.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-23-2015, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
That's too bad. I'm sure she could have made a useful wife to a hard working man if the Lesbians hadn't gotten to her first. She looks like she could nurse an infant, dress a wound, and grind some corn, all while pulling a plow.
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So in other words, you're saying that she is a wetback?
"With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men." - Judges 15:16
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-24-2015, 02:01 AM
True Republicans are like True Christians- there are no homosexuals. The problem comes when we realize that, as is the case with Christianity, anyone can say they are a Republican. The Jesus hating Abraham Lincoln would be one such example.
I have no idea who that woman is, but she looks suspicious to me. She certainly does not look like a Republican. She may be a Democrat spy. Republicans look like Ronald Reagan and Clark Gable. Democrats look like Hillary Clinton and Henry Waxman.
I have previously announced that I would not be seeking the Republican nomination, but I may reconsider. I am considering appointing a committee of local luminaries to see if it would be feasible to seek the Presidency and finally smack down those Yankees for good.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-24-2015, 02:07 AM
i dont know what a lumanary be but you got my vote
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-24-2015, 02:30 AM
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I have previously announced that I would not be seeking the Republican nomination, but I may reconsider. I am considering appointing a committee of local luminaries to see if it would be feasible to seek the Presidency and finally smack down those Yankees for good.
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Mr. Moss, excellent news. Are you willing to be included in the poll in the same manner as The Donald, as the negative control, to show the voters that there are also True™ Republicans who raise absolutely no suspicions about their Spiritual and political purity?
Job 21:33
The clods of the valley shall be sweet unto him, and every man shall draw after him, as there are innumerable before him.
Meanwhile as expected, the actual impostors are gradually being exposed by the True Christian™ judging apparatus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-24-2015, 02:40 AM
I voted for them all except for Donald.
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Re: ALERT:The Republican Party is Infiltrated by Homosexual Presidential Candidates -
08-28-2015, 05:43 PM
I long been harboring suspicitations about Marco Rubio, that man is suspect. Carly Fiorina is obviously, without a doubt, indubitably a carpet-bagging, carpet-munching, feminister an bad influence on the Republican party, espousiatin them views that's liberal.
At least Sarah Palin had the good sense to know her place and run as second in command to a man, but this Fiorina dyke think she can be leader of the free world with her lesbianistic corporate deep voice. Makes me so upset I tell Mrs. Williams bring me another beer.
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