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Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-16-2007, 02:18 PM
Finally, some positive news from Godless England, where homers run rampant. It seems that a judge has upheld the right of a pub owner to toss a couple of heavy-petting lezbeans out in the street. The whole story is HERE.
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Lezbeans Out of my Pub!
A PUB landlady who threw out two lesbian policewomen was cleared of wrongdoing by a court yesterday.
Nicola Hackett told WPCs Nicola Stewart and Lisa Curchun to leave after customers complained they had been snogging.
Regulars said one of the women had even been groping the other’s inner thigh under her clothes.
But the cops made a complaint to police — and Nicola was arrested and charged with a public order offence “likely to cause distress, harassment or alarm”.
Yesterday Nicola, who runs the Old Cock Inn in Harpenden, Herts, was cleared by magistrates in St Albans.
Chairwoman Penny Williams said there were “significant inconsistencies” in the evidence given by prosecution witnesses.
Speaking after the case Nicola said: “I’m over the moon. This has been a nightmare. My good reputation is worth everything to me. I have nothing against gay people but I can’t have my customers being made to feel uncomfortable by public displays of passion — whether it be from gay or heterosexual couples.”
The magistrates heard the cops went into the pub with two other people after a birthday celebration at a nearby restaurant.
They bought just one cola drink between them and sat down at a table.
WPC Stewart told the court that Nicola went over to them and asked if they were going to buy more. She claimed the landlady told her she didn’t want their sort in her pub and told them to leave.
WPC Stewart, of Hertfordshire Police, said she and her partner had just been holding hands and she’d pecked WPC Curchun on the cheek.
Her lover, from the Bedfordshire force, was so upset at what happened she had cried all the way home.
But pub deputy manager Rhian Roderick backed Nicola and told magistrates she was “shocked and disgusted” by what she saw and she had passed on customer complaints to her boss.
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Three cheers for Jesus and the Old Cock!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-16-2007, 04:43 PM
There's a more serious issue here than "snogging," disgusting and soul-damning as that may be. Woman should NOT be allowed on the police force. Period.
1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Every time a policewoman arrests or reprimands a man, God's Scripture is violated.
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-16-2007, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Finally, some positive news from Godless England, where homers run rampant. It seems that a judge has upheld the right of a pub owner to toss a couple of heavy-petting lezbeans out in the street. The whole story is HERE.
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They bought just one cola drink between them and sat down at a table.
WPC Stewart told the court that Nicola went over to them and asked if they were going to buy more. She claimed the landlady told her she didn’t want their sort in her pub and told them to leave.
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Three cheers for Jesus and the Old Cock!!
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Notice how they only bought one cheap drink between them. Godless lesbians running rampant is bad enough (and anyone brave enough to stand up to a pair of enraged bulls like that is definitely deserving of congratulations), but godless lesbians acting like Jews? These truly are the End Times we're living in.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-16-2007, 07:55 PM
Your Jesus didn't win in this case. Common sense did the job.
You American Christians have an inferiority complex. You were labeled heretics, so moved to America to escape hanging and burning by your own churches. Another group comes along, they want special rights, and you all go nuts. Why? Because there's nowhere else to go. You see the same thing happening here as in your bible.
Moses and the Hebrews were slaves. They escaped, and created laws that made everyone else slaves. Being the masters now, they wanted to hold on to their power. Nothing different here. You had the power, it's slipping, so you tighten your grips to keep it.
Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-16-2007, 08:40 PM
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Your Jesus didn't win in this case. Common sense did the job.
You American Christians have an inferiority complex. You were labeled heretics, so moved to America to escape hanging and burning by your own churches. Another group comes along, they want special rights, and you all go nuts. Why? Because there's nowhere else to go. You see the same thing happening here as in your bible.
Moses and the Hebrews were slaves. They escaped, and created laws that made everyone else slaves. Being the masters now, they wanted to hold on to their power. Nothing different here. You had the power, it's slipping, so you tighten your grips to keep it.
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Bravo, I agree completely. Although not all American Christians are like that...
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-17-2007, 12:05 AM
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Bravo, I agree completely. Although not all American Christians are like that...
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Certainly not the Christians at Landover!
Archie Bunker failed to note that the pub in question was in England.
By the way, dare I ask what "snogging" is?
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-17-2007, 06:38 AM
All Baptists are Christians, but not all Christians are Baptists.
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-17-2007, 01:37 PM
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All Baptists are Christians, but not all Christians are Baptists.
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And all True Christians are members in good standing of the Landover Baptist Church.
All others are false Christians. So sayeth the Lord.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-17-2007, 08:40 PM
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All Landover Baptists are True Christians, but not many so-called Christians or so-called Baptists are True Christians.
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Corrected your typographical errors.
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Re: Jesus Wins in UK Court -
02-18-2007, 02:12 AM
PRAISE THE LORD!!
I give 3 cheers for Jesus and the Old Cock!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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